> If you’re an 80’s kid like me, you probably grew up

I fucking hate socializing, actually, if I were any good at it I'd be playing sports not fucking videogames

GREAT deal, OP. CAN YOU SHIP ME ONE OF THOSE? I LIVE IN NIGERIA.

>>2839124
>325 CAD
get the fuck out of here

Are you kidding? They called it PissStation?

>>2839295
kek

>>2839269
Holy shit, he's right. What a joke.

>>2839269
>>2839124
>Prix 325,00 $
Get /out/ , /g/ shill. It's not even half as good as the Retron 5.

Why do so many companies and software developers feel the need to spam their products on /vr/ of all places? This board doesn't even see much traffic. There must be a dozen regular posters, tops.

>>2839269
Well he's making 2x - 2.5x profit considering the price of all the accessories.

>>2839652

rss feeds bring them here.

>>2839687
They don't. People just pretend too because it is and an incredibly effective way to troll /vr/

>>2839124
My wife says it just doesn't click with her, sorry OP, seems like our good old Retron 5 wins again.

>>2840131
I love this fucking meme.

>>2839124
Just picked one of these up, the wife loves it.

>>2839124
cool shill bro

My wife would kill me if I brought one of these home. I'll have to pass this time OP

My waifu and I are currently happy with our retro freak thanks baka desu

this is the most blatant shill I've seen in a while
sage and report for advertising people

My wife and her boyfriend just got one of these and usually play it while they cuddle, it looks like fun!

>>2839130

This is a good point. Myself, I'd be in the performing arts somewhere probably, if I were any good at socializing.

I play video games because I like video games, not because I want to interact with humans. Humans are only useful in my gaming insofar as they make games for me to play and supplement the poor AIs of the games I play so that I can have some proper challenge.

>>2839124

I brought one of these. It overheated and caught fire. Luckily I put it out before major damage to my home but when I emailed the company behind it, they called me - actually copied and pasted - "a lying, vapid cunt"

Do not buy from these terrible people

>>2840868
where is the Wife Retron 5 meme from?

>>2842352
Also the case is made out of kitten tears.

>>2842507
Us. Mostly the anons that actually have wives talking about them.

>>2839124
Got one of these, it subsequently over heated. I heard popping noises and smelled a hot, electrical odor. Have had no response from company.

Got one of these, then hooded men entered my house in the night and forced me to rape my dog. Do not purchase.

>>2842507
When you'll get married you'll understand.

>>2843150
>Not saging
Woman , git back in kitchen and cook more babies for Satan!

>>2839124
why would you bother with this (if you really wanted to do this, you can write an SD image with EmulationStation and plug in a bluetooth adapter)
why the fuck does it have a fan
you barely even need a little heatsink if you're OCing a Pi 2 (fuck, on my Pi, the heatsink is purely decoration)

why the fuck is it 325CAD
even if you went the expensive route, all the accessories you'd get for the Pi to do something like this would total to like 70USD tops
I don't understand this product at all.

>>2842646
>>2842352
what the fuck did they even do to the Pi that it could possibly overheat and catch fire, unless whatever wiring they set up for that fan is really, really shoddy
or is this a meme