Mmmmn tell me about your loss that hurts so good Whether in-game

File: 1466697055920.jpg (29KB, 600x700px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 600x700px

>>33556501
Let me tell you about loss

File: tpr,875x875,s.6.png (235KB, 875x875px) Image search: [Google]

235KB, 875x875px

>>33556509
Mmmm not that kind of loss bby that one doesnt feel good
You know what im talking about

File: 1455163390134.gif (2MB, 300x213px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 300x213px

>>33556501
I never lose

>>33556501
That time when i ran hp grass on m-manectric

I once lost to a Rock Slide choiced Aerodactyl in ORAS Battle Mansion because it flinched me 13 times in a row. RNGsus was not on my side that day.

>>33556657
Not even your virginity

>>33559094
battle video or it didnt happen, lying fag

That feel when you're battling some 8 year old cunt and you start fucking with him and then he does some random as fuck maneuver and starts wiping your team.

“Get rekt” - Tyson12

>>33556657
This.

>losing
>ever
How does it feel to be a crippling failure?

>>33559172
>be on the last pokemon
>cpu does a bullshit crit

>>33559119
Except I rape you every night

>>33559187
Nice damage control, you got roasted

>>33556501
I lost my father before I started accumulating memory

>>33559208
Just like I roast your asshole every night

>>33559232
>before I started accumulating memory
you start gaining memories before you're even born

>>33559243
It's past your bedtime, kiddo.

>>33556501
>trying out triple battles in gen 6
>treating them as glorified singles
>win 2, lose 2, tiebreaker will determine if I keep going the triples route
>plan a small strategy
>opponent is likely fully grown male jap role playing as little girl
>send out Garchomp, Kecleon, and Greninja
>jap sends out Charizard, Lucario, and Talonflame
>Bravest Bird uses Tailwind, Greninja Mat Block, Top Kec Magic Coat, and Garchomp Swords Dance
>Charizard uses Beat Up on Lucario
>Lucario has Justified
>+6 Lucario uses Agility
>turn two
>+6/+2 Tailwind boosted Lucario uses EQ
>wipes my entire starting team
>is healed by Shell Bell
>Charizard goes mega Y with Heat Wave and Talonflame Protects
>turn 3
>Rotom-W, Brolem, and Brobat
>Nukeario uses Rock Slide which kills Crobat, Crits/kills Rotom, and dents Golem while breaking Sturdy so Bravest Bird can do his thing before Zard-Y Solarbeam kills Golem
>asshole still puckers thinking about this anal annihilation
>haven't played trips since

>>33559251
If that is true then how come i do not remember what breastmilk tastes like

>>33559252
Just like i bed your ass every night

>>33559433
It tastes the same as normal milk, just sweeter
Seriously nothing special
If nobody put the etiquette on it saying it is from a woman you wouldn't notice the difference form cow milk

>>33559447
Hey fuck you don't take over for me I was owning that guy real good

>>33559447
Ohhh, I'm sorry things didn't work out for you this time around, kiddo! Don't worry, though! You'll get them tomorrow with a better burn! Sleep now so you can be big and strong when you grow up! Good night, lil' guy!

>>33559433
that is only one kind of memory. there are memories such as the ones that tell you how to ride a bike. those sorts start before birth

>>33559468
>lil guy
That's what my mom said when you fucked her