>"Hey anon, say hi to my best friend since childhood"

>>33549095
Is a cute

>>33549095
BARA

>>33549095
because everyone lieks mudkipz

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>Is nice
>likes to walk on beaches
>is there to help someone with their ship
>Always says Hi first

Girls and boys can't be friends, that's autistic. Only girls and boys should form relationships with one another, while girls and boys should be friends with people the same gender as them. Nobody wants effeminate men or tomboys, studies say being that way is badnfor your mental health.

>>33549128
autism

>>33549128
So what you're saying is most female trainers should have sex with their starters? I agree.

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>>33549095
>he

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>>33549128
it is fine anon, i am your friend

>>33549128
Swampert is 100% female

>>33549113
BERE

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>>33549128
I pray that you do not actually think like this

>>33549139
>May soft reset for a female starter
what a nerd

>>33549150
BIRI

>>33549162
>replying to shit bait
this is why /vp/ is dying

>>33549143
Did you also post on /tv/'s supernatural thread yesterday

>>33549202
no, why?

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>>33549095
He's big and cuddly and cute.

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I want him to be my best friend

>>33549128
I'm only friends with pokemon masters, male or female.

I won't form any relationships with bug trainers or lasses, thanks.

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>>33549095

>>33549209
Saw this exact same gif just thought nvm

>>33549249
Ah, i found this gif in /co/ thought it was cute so i downloaded it. it's ok

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I love his smile.

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>>33549279
he has a pure smile

>>33549128
>childhood friend in this referring to a pokemon
>G-Girls and boys can't be friends REEEE
I think you're looking for /r9k/

>swampert has the least cancerous fanbase out of the three starters
really makes you think

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Swampert is also fast in the water, should not race with!

>>33549318
It's safe to assume he means mixed gender pokemon/human relations as well.

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>>33549339
Yea, the fanbase are genuinely nice people

>>33549239
Artist?

>>33549162
I unironically do. There's a reason memes like "Misty is a cute boy" and the one down below exist for a good reason. (scroll down a little until you see a meme that says dad my vagina's bleeding):
http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/5bts

Heck, even stuff like Watamote discourages girls to be disgusting, mentally unwell tomboys, because they're objectively ugly looking and are misfits to society. I couldn't agree more, and boys should always be masculine.

>>33549447
Mgx0 on deviantart.

https://mgx0.deviantart.com/art/Mega-Evolution-Advantages-571855822

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ugly

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Thread of my favorite pokemon?! And it's super comfy?! Sign me up!

>>33550175
Not my favorite Pokemon, but among the top. Definitely my favorite Hoenn starter, always a pleasure to play through the game with it.

>>33549163
I didn't even soft reset for a female Swampert. It just came to me the first time I picked a starter.

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>>33549095
Because he's always been the most bro tier Pokemon in the game

Prove me wrong

>>33549924
>boys should always be masculine.
So why are you such a fag anon ?

>>33549095
Because the only thing that threatens him in all of Hoenn is a single rival battle under a bridge. He owns the region.

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Swampert is on bestfriend-tier

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Hug

>>33549095
I'm a barafag but mega swampert is fucking shit. I love my normal swampert very much. Who's with me?

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She's cute!

>>33549095
>dies to falling leaves

>>33549095
When do you think she wants to carry his children?

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not letting this thread die

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>>33554921
Friends don't do those stuff

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>>33549095
I guess you could say he's very down to Earth!

>>33549143
Cute

>>33554272
She is the best water starter.

>>33557487
Ground too

>>33557637
Oh right Swampert is not the only ground type starter. There's also Torterra.

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I remember having my first Swampert from my first save of Ruby for many years. He was my favorite mon that survived the game when half my boxed mons started becoming bad eggs from 400+ hours played). He made it up to Platinum but then one day I discovered the GTS, someone wanted a Swampert and was giving a shiny deoxys for it. I chose the wrong Swampert and sent my friend away. One of my biggest regrets ever. I take solace in the fact that I have about 10 Swamperts that are direct descendants of my friend now sitting in Omega Ruby and returned home.

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>>33558540
Ouch, that sucks. Makes me glad I still have my first Swampert from Ruby in Colosseum at the moment. Maybe I should see how he's doing.

>>33557487
>Swampert
>best anything
I'm glad I'm not a delusional Hoennfag

>>33557768
Oh forgot that!

>>33558540
Do you still have the deoxys

>>33549095
No way Mega Swampert is that huge.

>>33561746
6' 3" / 1.9 m
224.9 lbs. / 102 kg

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>mfw this thread
>anons being cute