Each UB is a representation of modern practices that are leading

>>33548442
Then what is Nebby and Varg supposed to be?

>>33548442
or maybe they're just cool aliens
not everything has some inner deep meaning you fucking autist

Why the UBs gotta be something.
Why can't they just be crazy alien monsters?

pheromosa is /lgbt/ because xhe can attract both genders, gurl

>>33548453

>Calling someone an autist on /vp/

It's like a white supremacist going to a KKK meeting and calling everyone there racists.

each eeveelution actually represents the consequences of mutation through radiation

>>33548529

Explain.

>>33548496
just because you're an autist doesn't mean everyone else is

How are vanity and entertainment leading to ruin lol

>>33548533

Okay, autist.

>>33548549
hilarious comeback, really showed me

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>>33548442
the ultrabeasts aren't the fucking schwarzwelt
we major arcana now

>>33548442
Intriguing interpretation. What if they can relate to the seven sins?
Nihilego = Pride
Pheromosa = Lust
Buzzwhole = Anger
Guzzlord = Gluttony
Xurkitree = Greed (the description says its in constant search of energy)
Celesteela = Sloth
Kartana = Envy

Maybe Burst and Assembly dex entries will tell us about the connection and they will enter in one of the former groups.

they're based on invasive species, stop being autistic

>>33548612
Sorry for Nihilego i wanted to say Sadness (and ancient deadly sin).

>>33548612
>>33548631
If you use the ancient ones than Assembly could be vainglory. Btw the deadly sin is wrath not anger.

>>33548561

That's because you're an autist.

>>33548624

>Clowns and buildings are invasive species

>>33548624
>invasive species
Care to elaborate? Buzzwole and Pheromones are easy enough. Even bamboo. But what about the others?

Each starter is a representation of unideal humans.
Venusaur = Obese people
Meganium = Gay pride extremists
Sceptile = Weed addicts
Torterra = Slow people
Serperior = Narcissists
Chesnaught = Autists
Decidueye = Cuckolds

Charizard = Assholes
Typhlosion = Tryhard assholes
Blaziken = Assholes who assholes imitate
Infernape = Assholes imitating assholes
Emboar = Assholes imitating assholes imitating assholes
Delphox = Furries
Incineroar = Assholes imitating assholes imitating assholes imitating assholes

Blastoise = Plebeians
Feraligatr = Thugs
Swampert = Gross people
Empoleon = Stuckup idiots
Samurott = Weeaboos
Greninja = Otakus
Primarina = Clowns

>>33548496
Are you new here?

>>33548442
>Burst - entertainment
>Entertainment
>leading the human race to ruin
I mean I could say you have a point if burst was a living TV screen or had recreative drug inspirations but considering it takes design elements from fireworks, clowns, dandelions and birthday candles, I can only say you're grasping at straws.

>>33548723

Are you?

>>33548728

It's a clown that spews fireworks and does carnival tricks. How is that grasping at straws? A circus is entertainment, pure and simple.

>>33548704
This is way better than the Zodiac pattern

>>33548704
so what you are saying is serperior, delphox, and primarina are the best starters

>>33548803
t. narcissistic clown furry.

>>33548687
Buildings most definitely are.
As for clowns Idk

>>33548453
Let the patternfags have this, they got BTFO on the seven sins thing.

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>>33548875
I'm not even a pattern fag, I just love this type of shit in general

>>33548909

That shit is basically confirmed, though, what with the whole AZ AZOTH thing and how his story still hasn't finished.

>>33548529
>grass evo
>not poison evo

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>>33548969
so what you are saying is Zygarde is going to have a fucking four way fusion by gen 8?

>>33548442
Xurkitree is meant to invoke christmas. It already looks like a string of christmas lights and it's pose looks like a tree with a topper. Dunno what this is supposed to mean (greed? the destructive effect holidays can have on development schedules?), but there it is.

>>33548539
muh lennials

>>33548442
I enjoy this as a post but desu I don't think GF thinks that deeply and conceptually about their designs

>>33548704
Is there a difference between otakus and weeaboos now? I can't keep up with all this new nomenclature.

>>33548539

Yeah, the millennial comment fits you perfectly. Look at social media.

>>33548777
But it's relatively wholesome entertainment. If we're talking about entertainment that leads us to ruin, I'd be more inclined to talk about drugs, tv shows, consumerism et al.

>>33549041

It's a metaphorical representation, nigga.

>>33548533
Yeah, I'd say 98% is a good estimate. The other 2% aren't even human.

>>33549048
It don't make no fucking sense even as a metaphorical device, nigga.

>>33549041
it can be ruinous from a bread and circuses angle. We're placated and distracted by internet, while the goverment/corporations/etc do whatever. There's also entertainment news and fake news propaganda campaigns.

>>33549027
Weeaboo is a gaijin obsessed with Japshit, Otaku can be anyone obsessed with Japshit but he should have called Samurott a weeaboo and Greninja a ouiaboo

>>33549064
do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>33549064
*placated and distracted by entertainment, but internet definitely works here too

>>33549074
Facts regarding what? That distracting shit is distracting? That we maybe put media as a higher priority than is healthy? Bread and circuses is a phrase that came from ancient Rome. This isn't exactly a new concept.

>>33549096
Having to take a shit distracts me from fighting the government. Taking a shit is therefore literally the downfall of humanity.

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>>33548704
Thanks, anon. I needed this.

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>>33549119
this, there is no rest for the 99%

>>33548704
amazing
perfect representation of why lore threads are retarded

>>33549119
Ok, but you don't take a shit for several consecutive decades and not vote in a single election or read a single thing about politics.

Hell I made the focus too narrow with just politics. Watching TV or surfing the internet all day will just plain wreck your life.

are UBs the milindust-complex of pokemon?

>>33548704
>Primarina
>Not whore

Mad.

>>33548442
replace buzzwole with toxic masculinity and I think you're closer.

Think about how much it flexes. The pokedex entry says it does this as both boasting and threat. What it can't solve with posturing it solves with punching. And its japanese codename is expansion, both "gains" and territorialy.

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>>33549269

>>33549275
what did he mean by this

>>33549284
>muh toxic masculinity
you know exactly what I mean, fuck off

>>33548539
Go watch Sweet Smell of Success (1957), Network(1976), Cannibal Holocaust (1980), and Adaptation(2002) and tell me how they aren't.

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>>33548539
>>33549028

>>33549074

So you not know what bread and circuses is? Nigga you need to into Roman coliseum and Cesar's public placation tactics.

Go ask your fucking history teacher and he'll have a field day telling you about it.

>>33549296
How are you this unaware of yourself

>>33548624
only some of them.
Jellyfish, Mosquito, Cockroach, non-clumping Bamboo, sure.

But origami, electrical wires, and kaiju are not invasive species.

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>>33549064
>>33549096
>>33549155
>>33549269
>>33549315
>>33549331
>>33549336
>down with the wokeness
it was a good thread while it lasted

>>33548728
BREAD AND CIRCUSES
it's as old as the Romans. It's referencing the earliest point it started enacting societal decay.

>>33549349

But the stuff you quoted was literally the foundation for the original post.

How dumb are you?

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>>33549367
I have worms in my brain

>>33548859
>As for clowns Idk
There's some pretty strong evidence for it.

They were hitting pretty heavy duing late 2016, and heck, one even got elected.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_clown_sightings

>>33549349

Still is. The thread is about being woke, even though that's somehow now a meme. You'd have to be a millennial not to see the problems plaguing today's society.

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>this entire thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcY7dCvC84Q
>>33549388
I thought this thread was about occult shit from the op, not not "UBs are the invisible hand shaping society"

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>>33549430

Wow, I don't even know where to start with your post of those were your actual beliefs.

Where did you get any of that?

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>>33548687
>>33548859
>They don't know that clowns come from space

>>33549275
There are better ways to be a Man than putting up a front of reckless overconfidence, with a chip on your shoulder and need to solve everything with violence to prove how big a man you are because inside you're constantly constantly insecure and needing validation.

HEALTHY takes on masculinity, that aren't just this rampant self-destructive meme.

>>33549349
>it was a good thread til people brought informed opinions into it

>>33549460
>my actual beliefs
I'm an smtfag, where the fuck are you getting this
Sector Antlia - Represents human conflict. Is modeled after a battlefield interspersed with icy caverns. Said to be born of the intense and prolonged wars occurring in Eastern Europe.
Sector Bootes - Represents human decadence and materialism through luxury and comfort. Is modeled after a red-light district. Said to be born of the gruesome series of sexual serial murders in Tokyo.
Sector Carina - Represents human greed and hunger. Is modeled after a shopping mall. Said to be born of the violent looting and riots over the scarcities of resources and necessities responsible by the economy occurring in South America.
Sector Delphinus - Represents human destruction and neglect of the environment. Is modeled after a huge waste dump. Said to be born of the wave of protests booming throughout South Asia over the vast amounts of pollution and ecological destruction in its wake.
Sector Eridanus - Represents the Earth once the Schwarzwelt has destroyed humanity. It is a huge expanse of greenery and extremely high technology coexisting.
Sector Fornax - Represents the Schwarzwelt in its original state. It resembles a massive computer, collecting massive amounts of data.
Sector Grus -Embodies a chaotic, distorted combination of the first four sectors, mashed together by Maya's powers of illusion.
Sector Horologium - Represents the Earth as it was before life sprung on it - large corridors of heated magma and violent storms raging in the skies.
that's where I got that impression

>>33549269

If he's toxic masculinity then Pheromosa is toxic femininity.

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>>33549465
This generation is the worst

>>33549497

Yeah, but no one said UBs are shaping society, and the OP said nothing about how the UBs are occult, just positing that they were inspired by mankind's destructive tendencies.

>>33549503
skeleton thin bug with an impossible standard of beauty? It checks out.

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>>33549525
WHY DO YOU FUCKING THINK I BROUGHT UP THE SCHWARZWELT IN THE FIRST PLACE

>>33549544
>I thought this thread was about occult shit from the op, not not "UBs are the invisible hand shaping society"

Please explain

>>33549569
ask the guy going on about about UB Burst and the media like it's fucking MJ12

>>33549503
Impossibly thin and elegant, and uses sex appeal as a form of manipulation while paradoxically maintaining a purity complex?

Definite possibility.

Seem like both are perfect representations of toxic gender portrayals/expectations in media.

>>33549544

Where in that conversation did you bring it up?

>>33549584

You're an idiot. I was asked how entertainment is a problem and I answered.

>>33549644
it was in the beginning of the thread
>>33549649
>entertainment distracting people from reality isn't tinfoil level conspiracy shit

>>33549661

You asked why I would things you mentioned it. It wasn't part of our conversation you autist.

>entertainment distracting people from reality isn't tinfoil level conspiracy shit

>Millennials actually believe bread and circuses is conspiracy shit

Newsflash homo, the constant bombardment of media is causing a lot of problems for our society. We can't process it all and it distracts people from getting actual things done. This is scientifically proven.

>>33549702
>the military industrial complex is real
I can't even be bothered with this shit anymore

>>33549721
Are you ignorant, or payed?

If ignorant, wow pick your head up and look around some, will ya?

If you're payed, I've always wanted to know, how do I get in on that? I'm a pretty skilled writer and can shitpost with the best of them, and all my previous employers will vouch for my work ethic. Do I submit a resume, or is it more of a scouting kind of thing, where if they see me doing well they'll trace my IP and call?

>>33549610
Oh yeah, there's definitely a madonna/whore complex here. Definitely important when you consider her stance and 'hair' shape is a lot like Lusamine's.

>>33549799
sure thing, Alex Jones

>>33549721

Literally no one said that.

>>33549269
>toxic masculinity
>is clearly female

>>33549721
Do you understand what this term means? It's absolutely real in the US.

>>33549826
Only when it's observed sucking blood (god help the victim)

>>33549826
>buzzwole
>female
that's some brick house amazon.

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>>33549804
Greninja is all the proof we need the frogs are obviously turning gay.

and here I was thinking "jet fuel can't melt melt steel beams" was just a meme and not something people actually believe, you going to tell me that /padt/ controls a hivemind AI with the help of Lucifer next?

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>>33549874
Media distracting people from their lives to the point of ruination isn't conspiracy shit. There are more than a few dead korean gamers than can testify to that.

>>33549897
mental health problems have nothing to do with conspiracy theorists

>>33549907
>mental health problems have nothing to do with conspiracy theorists
You may want to rethink the construction of that sentence.

>>33549721
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military%E2%80%93industrial_complex
Literally a term invented by Pres. Eisenhower.
It's two branches of the Iron Triangle.

Also no one [0] used that term because it's not related to the propaganda machine in discussion, which is also itself, a known effect, documented by esteemed cognitive scientists such as Noam Chomsky. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manufacturing_Consent

You've outed yourself as an idiot.

>>33549907
>>>/pol/
>>>/x/
Go meet some then say that again.

>>33549343
The concept of the UB is meant to represent invasive species as a whole.

Nihilego is a parasite that the local population is unable to fight off due to not having any adaptations to fend off its toxins.

Buzzwole's growth is incredibly rapid, and thus local species cannot combat it effectively due to it becoming fully mature and strong before they can even try to combat it.

Pheromosa's pheromones are representative of animals whose bodies produce chemicals that are toxic or otherwise disruptive to the local ecosystem simply by its presence, rather than any action.

>>33549925
>>33549982
debilitating autism and severe paranoia aren't the same thing

Do you think that Nihilego leaves chem trails where ever it goes?

>>33548442
Fuck off tumblr

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>>33548442
>muscles = violence
Not every bodybuilder is the Ultimate Warrior or Lex Luger.

>>33549907
hahaha
you are wrong

>>33549343
>>33549996
Xurkitree is an invasive plant species that greedily consumes nutrients, water, etc. far faster and more efficiently than its competitors, leading to poor soil quality and dead flora in the surrounding environs.

Kartana and Celesteela are animals that are just too dangerous and volatile, both to the other animals around them, as well as the environment they've been placed into, resulting in mass exodus and/or death of native species.

And finally, Guzzlord grows to massive sizes, eats everything in sight, and cannot be challenged by any native species. It's almost a force of nature in and of itself, and is practically a death sentence for any ecosystem it enters.

>>33550016
fucking hell, you people already did this with Assembly
>you will never inhale a nihilego's mindbreaking fumes

>>33550004
Are you seriously trying to say conspiracy theorists do not have debilitating paranoia?

>>33550041
do you see conspiracy theorists fucking around in gaming cafes until they die from exhaustion?

>>33550030
Plus christmas is a holiday non-native to Japan but they still have to adhere to the deadlines it imposes

>>33550016
I know you're having a giggle, but probably since the story seems to suggest Lusamine was exposed years before SM.

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>>33550056
What the actual fuck are you even saying anymore? You do realize severe paranoia in itself is a mental health problem, right? If it's the korean gamers, I just added them to expand the possible symbolism Burst could cover.

>>33550004
both are documented psychiatric problems, and you'll find most of them have both.

>>33550028
As soon as it landed the first thing it did was punch Hala and Tapu Koko.

>>33550136
Didn't bug waifu do the same fucking thing?

>>33550149
Since it doesn't fit my narrative it didn't happen.

>>33550162
Are you a thicc blue haired trap?

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>>33549721
>>33549804
>>33549874
>>33549907
>>33550016
>>33550162
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>>33549460
>>33549584

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>>33550188
I honestly believe this whole thread is bait at this point

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>>33548451
Varg is the hero we need fighting against modern degeneracy.

>>33550188
I can't even tell anymore with this place, man

>>33550149
I mean, yes, we just established both had forms of gender-based aggressiveness tied to them.

That's kind of the point here.

>>33550199
>gender-based aggressiveness
I'm not sure if you're Tumblr or /pol/

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>>33550198
REMOVE FAKE POSTS

>>33548442
>Xurkitree - technology/internet
>Assembly - industrialization

Sorry that humans aren't still squatting in caves.

Do you think Xurkitree can cause power outages? Or that stray wires can become Xurkitree?

>>33550238
Xurk canonically siphons electricity from power plants, for what it's worth, so probably to your first point.

>>33550238
I think Lore says they get into power plants and hoard energy somehow, so they could cause outages via being greedy jerks

>>33550058
I bet Xurkitree's favorite human food is KFC is there art of this?

>>33550212
Based on previous conversations with them, I think if either heard me talk for long, both would end up mad at me.

>>33550213
Huh. Bait is the "fake news" of posting isn't it? Sensational lies with the intent of spreading advantageous disinformation, and garnering anger leading to increased responding.
Buzzfeed wants (you)s.

>>33550267
I don't think so but there should be. You think it likes christmas cake?

>>33548539
i wake up i look at my phone, i play with the apps that companies in alliance with psychological studies are designed to release dopamine and addict me, i watch youtube video's for hours with hidden advertisements and sponsorships that lead me to waste money, i play those same dopamine releasing games on my toilet, i dont spend to much just a little here and there for dlc coins that can get me new gear or more in game jewels so that i can make in game purchases that almost replicate casino gambling in one way shape or form, when i go to work i have no energy or drive i just try to get through the day checking my phone every 15 minutes helps me pull through when i go on break i eat my microwavable daily vat of artificial ingredients and scroll up and down facebook watching all the latest trending videos and viral memes because i love being in the know and a part of the group, i along with the entire population have been reduced to such degeneracy that our morals/values/philosophy come from kermit the frog drinking tea memes because theyre just so darn clever and you can easily rebuttal complex problems with complex solutions with just a few words, when i FINALLY get off work i go home and NETFLIX AND CHILL AND GET ON MY PHONE because everyone else does it and its trendy and my brain needs that dopamine, sometimes i go out to lunch with people i love but we all just kind of get on our phones and check out our phones most of the time i tried a NO PHONE CHALLENGE DAY! once but when i went to go out to eat with friends they were all just on their phones, sometimes we go out to the movies but we need to get on our phones during the movie alot but its ok i notice alot of people do to, right before bed ill have some more artificial ingredients but this time theyre extremely calorie dense then ill watch some youtube on my phone in bed and check to see what else is going on in my phone, I ALWAYS NEED IT WITH ME AND I ALWAYS NEED TO BE CHECKING IT. AND IF ANYONE

>>33550459
SAYS ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT TECHNOLOGY DEPRECIATING THE QUALITY OF OUR LIVES WE WILL OUTCAST THAT PERSON AND UNFRIEND THEM AND POSSIBLY EVEN BLOCK THEM

Yes... Helios has spoken.