I don't know which Pokemon I should waifu between these

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I don't know which Pokemon I should waifu between these three, help me /vp/

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>One is a literal stick figure
>The other has a THICC, juicy ass
The choice is obvious OP

>>33546409
Flip a coin

>>33546409
Try on >>>/trash/ maybe there someone can help you

>>33546409
Fap to them both. Imagine the wildest and most sexual scenario with them. Some fantasy or position or fetish you've always wanted to try.
If you feel bad for fapping to one of them then that one is you are waifu

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Choose the superior grass waifu.
>tells good jokes
>head is THE fucking party trick
>not borderline autistic but intelligent
>has the most beautiful color combination in the franchise
>beautiful little flowers on the side of her head
>just the right size

>>33546409
I hate you people

>>33546417
>literally juicy

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>>33546409
the femdom grass ass, is this even a question?
>>33546421
>>33546604
welcome to the real /vp/, now piss off, most of us already crossboard there

OP here I'll give you my pros for each

Gardevoir:
Gentle and loving
Would make a good wife
Beautiful
Would love to hug and kiss
Nice slender legs
Would be a good girl to show to parents

Tsareena:
Goddess I would worship
Boots I would lick
She would treat me like her pet
Lovely hair
Regal as fuck

>>33546710
Do you think her chest horn is an erogenous zone?

>>33546409
>>33546710
Neither, they're both shit. But if it has to be one of those two, Tsareena is shittier, so go with Garevoir.

>>33546414
Tornadus Therian

>>33546777
yes, definitely.

>>33546785
I don't want to cheat on each other, that seems disloyal

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>>33546785
what the fuck man, I just want her to sit on my face and give me a hand job while teasing me for getting turned on by her "Sweet Scent"

>>33546830
imagine her delicate little queenly hands touching your wretched little dick. She would make sure you would be addicted to her touch.

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>>33546409
imagine what tsareena's pussy juices taste like

>>33546785
>human
No thanks

>>33547222
I like this. Pokemon need to learn their place. They are better than us

>>33547199
But human girls are my fetish.

>>33547270
reddit tier fetish

>>33547270
gross

http://www.strawpoll.me/13931020

Help OP and vote

>>33548072
it's a tie

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>thicc
>big lips for succ
>can kill dragons for you

Ditch the sticc and go for the thicc

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Choose the 3rd option

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Gothorita is better than both.

>>33548782
Don't you have things to ruin, Boogie?

>>33548976
Does Boogie even come to /vp/ anymore?

>>33548976
>boogie
>ruin

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>>33548759
>can kill dragons for you
And Gardevoir can't? Shes even immune to Outrage for crying out loud.

>>33546409
>physical waifu
>special waifu
Wich ones are the HP, Def, SpDef and Speed waifus?

I don't get the point of a waifu, what's it supposed to be?

>>33549677
Depends, are you talking about the stat that is their highest? Or waifus that are capable of excelling on that stat? Vespiqueen,Celesteelia, and Diancie have mixed defenses. Mega Lop has ridiculous speed but it's Attack is only a point higher, etc.

>>33549682
sadness

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>>33546409
gardevoir is the only real choice.
>>33546421
>tfw no gardevoir thread in /trash/
feels bad man

>>33546409
Both.

You don't choose. They choose you. If nether of these already grab you, you need to keep searching.

>>33551990
>no neck frill

>>33551990
>>33552110
L-lewd

>>33552110
I assume that's why the chest is being covered + the playful look.

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>>33552120
>>33552115
TOO LEWD

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>>33546409
You have forgot this one

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>>33546409