>enters your room "You can do with me whatever you want..."

Go home and have a romantic night with your wife

>>33529209
GIVE ME YOUR HAT

>>33529209
>no Woo!
notmykukui.jpg

>>33529219
I'm sorry, what?

Play mario kart with him

>>33529209
Where is the sauce my nigga

>>33529227
I MUST HAVE YOUR HAT!

>>33529233
The McNugget Szechuan Sauce!

>>33529209
Pokémon battle. That's it, no kinky shit

>>33529264
haHA REDDIT RICK STRIKES AGAIN MORTY
WOOO REDDIT RICK

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Turn him human, vigorously suck his hairy nipples and than screw him like I'm a Rockruff trying to give him the knot.

Yes, I am aware of how sad I am.

>>33529461
woah daddy

>>33529461
well, you are not alone, anon
that's my fantasy too

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>>33529461
>screw him like I'm a Rockruff trying to give him the knot

force his pants off him and then tell him that the masked royal was bigger

>>33529461
I'm totally straight but it made my dick really hard to imagine myself sucking on his nipples while jerking him off.

>>33529209
Can you look at this two pokedex entries that contradict each other?

>>33529209
I would remove all my clothes except my underwear, remove his pants, ask him to lay on top of me in my bad, look long and deep into his eyes, our faces really close, and then I'd ask him: Are you the Masked Royal?

>>33529929
>Kukui
>the Masked Royal
When did this meme fucking start? The two clearly are not the same person. Kukui explicitly says the Masked Royal is his friend when you give him the mask. Burnet is obviously just confused.

>>33529929
Roleplay, eh? Kinky.

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I want Kukui to hug me!

>>33529461
>>33530342

woah dadd af

>>33529616
sauce

>>33529461
>>33530342
>ywn have a husbando like kukui irl
why even live

staby staby

>>33530402
>>>/trash/11517537

>>33530426
noice

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I've always the fangs on this one for some reason

>>33530473
God, I want him to bite me :(

>>33530342
I want to "research" his body

>>33529209

jesus...what a shitty art...

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>professor
>researches moves
H-how many moves has he researched about sex

>>33529219
How gay are you to not say "wife"?

There is a good and bad way to meme. This was the bad way.

>>33529209
>"You can do with me whatever you want..."
Uh, no, you're supposed to be the dominant one tonight! Goddammit, you know what? never mind. You always do this- I, uh- oh no, why am I crying?

Then he orders indian and we watch netflix until his wife gets home and feeds me by hand.

>>33529960
When did THIS meme start. Since day 1 it's never been funny, clever or successful at even being a meme. Let forced memes die.

Make him take me to the pokemon world where I will promptly forget all about him in my new life

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>>33529209

>>33529273
Gay.

>>33529209
His feet look very sexy in this picture, I wonder how they smell like, he wears those rubber like shoes ingame all the time and those sexy boots as Masked Royal

>>33531911
>Masked Royal
Really? We're still forcing this meme?

I will tie him and play with his HOT BODY

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>>33529209
Tell him to leave.

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>>33529461
This tbqh but not with that dud. With this dude hnnngghhhhhhh

Have him destroy my pussy(male)

>>33529209
Cut off his gross ponytail and throw away his lame-ass glasses. Only then will he be sexy enough

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>>33529860
I got news for you, anon...