If you could walk straight into the Pokemon companies headquarters

Make sure you make /vp/ ree as much as possible

how come you can't understand how your own games work?

>>33521906
Why?

Why do you hate Ash so much?

Is there a reason you thought megas would've been a good idea?

>>33521910
Because /vp/ deserves it

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I'd walk in

I'd look em

Right in the eye

And I'd say

Hey

John
Keep it up homie

>>33521902
I'm not sure that it would really matter, considering none of them speak any good english.

>>33521902
*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

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Start using other types for starters

>>33521902
I would relay these words: Prepare for unforeseen consequenses.

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>>33521902
>"Gentlemen, we need to pitch even harder to the waifu crowd."

Stop making pokemon with skin clothes. I fucking hate it.

>>33521902
Teleport behind Masuda, put a knife in his back
>"Nuthin personelle" *raffs*

>>33521976
Do you mean the Pikachu Charizard?

>>33521902
I would look for Masudas and Ohmoris Super Secret Sextape

>>33521984
No, I mean like Bewear's headband fur, or the worst, Sylveon's skin/fur ribbons.

Imagine them wriggling around makes me disgusted.

Do you mean Game Freak in Japan or the PCI HQ in the US?

Regardless, I'd do the same: Am I an official Pokémon Master yet? *shows living dex and ancient gen 3 event mons from 13 years ago* If they say anything other than "Yes" I barricade the doors shut and burn the building down while screaming, "CHARIZARD USE BLAST BURN!"

>>33521983
kek

>>33522036
The one in the us

>>33521902
IT WAS HIS TURN, FUCK ALAIN REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33521902
I would look for unreleased Pokémon, I always wondered if there are completely unused stuff that can't be found on Bulbapedia or elsewhere

I would kill every single Charizard dickrider who works there starting from Ken Sugimori.

i would take a shit in the middle of the foyer and leave

>>33521902
>Pokemon companies
It's called Gamefreak you Pokebarneyfag.

>>33522228

Pokemon is part GameFreak, Part Nintendo and part The Pokemon Company Int (maybe also Creatures Inc.).

Pokemon is not handled by 1 single company

Make sure to make sure Ash never wins a league

Preferably make him lose to Gen 1 mons every time

LOWER YOUR POLYCOUNT THE THE 3DS WONT DIE

>>33521941
So you walk backwards?

>>33521948
I've been saying this for 15years

>>33522328
Newfag, go home.

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>>33521902
MAKE
POKEMON
OPEN
WORLD
PLEASE

kill Masuda

>"I demand to speak with Tajiri!"

>Escorted out minutes later by cops who the proceed to beat me to death for interrupting dinner with their holographic waifu and then go kill themselves.

>>33522521
kek

>>33522503

The switch game is confirmed to be open world though

>>33522526
When and where was this stated?

>>33521922
Because they were...? Implemented shittily in terms of balance and it sucks they weren't seperate species, but they were a great idea outside that.

>>33521934
They can likely understand you okay though which might be enough.

>>33522106
There's stuff found in the games that can't be found there.

>>33521948
>>33522456
And it's a good thing they didn't do it because your idea, it's garbage.

>>33522235
Specifically, Game Freak is but one developer - of the main series. TPC/i is a company created by Game Freak, Nintendo, and Creatures (and at one point 4Kids but I assume that reverted back when the contract ended).

TPC/i handles brand management - dealing with the advertising as well as all of the merch from the TCG to plush toys, and whatever else they've got going on, and even doing some game development themselves.

TL;DR, TPC/i is definitely a thing you're just retarded, >>33522228.

>>33522503
While I would agree they should return to their roots and make the story and gyms etc.
mostly if not entirely separate entities again and give us lots of places to explore, I would add a caveat to that. Make it open world, but do it right.

Flags should be present for at least the gym type things so as to make sure trainers and future gyms aren't all weak as fuck the further you get along like BotW stupidly did for it's main dungeons.

>>33522558

GameInformer interview with Masuda. Masuda said it's going to be open world

>>33521902
Well it depends, would they actually listen to what I had to say?

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>>33522568
>And it's a good thing they didn't do it because your idea, it's garbage.
kek, calm down dude, stay chilled. Not all of us love to suck the same dick that is shoved down our throats everyday. Some pussy would be nice for once.

I would ask them why humans are portrayed as weaklings in their games and TV shows.

>>33522578
Saying "anything is possible" is FAR from confirmation.

Ranch or cool ranch

>>33522032
>disgusted
>not hard
Psh sfm baka senpai

>>33521902

What makes you think it's okay to make pokemon like luvdisc and ash greninja think it's okay to have them battle together without any tiering?

>>33521902
Go Christian Bale on their asses

"Restaff your entire creative team or I wirr kirr you arr."

>>33523881
Shit is gross. Sylveon's not welcome on my team. It should be extinct.

>>33521910
Itll be funny

Allahu Ackbar
Then use explosion

>>33524612
gay detected

Just... try. All I want is for you to actually fucking try.