Since they're out in the wild wrecking shit left and right

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Cave of Origin

Kyogre wants to expand the sea
Groudon wants to expand the land
Have you not played the games?

Groudon is finally sick of getting fucking nothing, Kyogre's just retaliating in response.

>>33504950
Groudon wants dat dolphin pussy, but Kyogre is rejecting his advances

>>33504950
end of humanity

>>33504950
Groudon wants USUM news, since it's tired of going "WOW" and needs to threaten GF by attacking tacos

Kyogre' just fucking pissed all the time, probably from /vp/ and with Groudon on the loose it's had enough

>>33504950
Destroy the whole world, and when all life is exterminated, they proceed to suck each other off until Groudon gets a mouthful of whale cum and Kyogre swallows a metric ton of hot sticky lava.