Wouldn't it be wonderful to be a little Pokémon and wake

>>3349981
I don't know but i miss it

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>>33499817
>ywn be a bright-eyed little Eevee waking up on a sunny Sunday morning, with your mom Sylveon already making delicious breakfast for you in the kitchen.
>ywn have your mom say "Good morning Sweetie!" to you and kiss you delicately on the nose before passing you a plate of delicious scrambled eggs.
>ywn get to gobble up the delicious treat all while your fluffy tail swishes from side to side with happiness.
>ywn get to hug our mom affectionately and say "I love you" before going outside to play with your friends.
>ywn get to play with your friends.

Why live?

>>33499848
I think you're looking for a social life, anon.

it would be wonderful to not wake up at all

>>33499817
Wouldn't it be wonderful to be a Pokémon trainer, and getting an open mouthed kiss from the Waifumon of your choice.

>>33499817
Every 4channer wants to be a little boy/girl again. Even moot wished to be one.

>>33499856
I don't need social life. I have alcohol to keep me company. I just want to be a small little Eevee.

>>33499968
do u need help

>>33499817
>mom

>>33499968
I know what you mean, being human sucks

>>33499817
What if one morning she used a little tongue, to test the waters? Would you reciprocate? Would you be able to deny her after seeing her blush and look away quickly in shame?

>>33499968
nice pastaguy

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>>33500237
You mean lick? You know, the way that mothers clean and show affection to their young? the very normal thing to do for Eevee moms?

Yes, I do realize you mean French-kissing. And if that happened, I would probably just feel weird and not talk to her out of just being weirded out.

>>33499817

Furfags that actually want to be animals/fictional creatures are the fucking worst

>>33500274
suck my ass retard

>>33500282

You're mentally ill

>>33500269
She would be very sad

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>>33500274
What's wrong with a bit of escapism? Let me quote: "Escapism is the avoidance of unpleasant, boring, arduous, scary, or banal aspects of daily life". Escapists are usually very creative people, and while sometimes delusional, they just want to get away. I'd know. I can't even fall asleep without thinking about being a pokemon anymore.

>>33500294
suck my smelly neet dick bitch

>>33500274
Found the anthrofag

>>33500298

That's the most autistic shit I've ever heard in my life. You have to pretend to be a cartoon dog from a Japanese children's franchise to be happy? Fucking pathetic.

die norm

>>33500274
Not a furfag, I just think life would be nicer without humans

>>33500315
Whats wrong if it makes them happy, why are you so bitter

>>33500315
Yeah.

>>33500321

>not furfag
>hates humans and wants to become an anime dog like every furfag

ok

based flipping neetblog

>>33500333
Maybe you just didn't experience how fucking bad burnout is. I don't want to be here. I seen everything there is to see. Every day I do the same shit. I just want to get away, and my fantasies don't hurt nobody. Just, let me live those couple of years before I neck myself.

same except with lolis instead of pokemon

>>33500333
Just lose that humanity of yours and come into the muddy shit pit to fuck.