>go to https://randompokemon.com
>generate one (1) Pokémon
>fap to it
>Eelektross
I can definitely work with this.
>Riolu
No.
>Palkia
No.
>>33476268
>Castform
wut
Ok lets see
>Decidueye
Fuck off
Ok refresh
>Incineroar
Fuck off startercunts not gonna do it
Ok another refresh
>Primarina
FUCKING HB FUCK OFFFFFF
>Cloyster
>Politoed
This can work.
>Milktank
o-ok
>Cobalion
MERDE!
>Floette
I can make this work
>Barbaracle
uhh....
>Mega Maw
*unzips*
> doduo
Twice the head
> Floatzel
I can do that.
>>33476268
>Volcarona
I'm sorry my queen, but it's time for you to get my Quiver Fap
>Decidueye
Welp, off to e621
>Slakoth
No
>Kecleon
How do I make this work?
>Yanma
uhh no
>Naughty Sylveon
>>33476268
I just refreshed until I got Passimian desu
>>33476268BULGARIA
>>33476268
Rash simipour
>>33476268
>Rash Meloetta Pirouette
Okay
>>33476803
You get a eightsome. What's wrong?
okay I guess I'm going to fap
>Pheromosa
huh
>Donphan
Nope
>>33476268
well, at least I got a spinner
>Registeel
I can't honestly
Yee
>>33476268
>Lairon
Literally how the fuck
>Xerneas
dis gonna be gud
>Heliolisk
Welp...
>excadrill
nice
CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY
>>33476268
I'm ok with this
As long as it's not Volbeat or something
>Maractus
Well at least it wasn't a Cacturne. Maractus aren't that spiky, right?
>>33476268
>Gardevoir
...does this actually count?
>Tauros
why
>>33476268
>Deinos.
Everything went better than expected.
>mr mime
I can work with that.
>Stantler
So I guess I'm going into the scent lure business after all.
>talonflame
brave dick
>>33476268
>>snorunt
Its practically an ice dildo
>lycanroc midnight on first roll
I hit the fucking jackpot
>Abomasnow
good lord, why
>Heracross-Mega
I have no desire to die of impalement.
>>33476268
>only gets small mons
Why not quilava or typhlosion i love to imagine them mounting me...
>charjabug
Interesting
>>33479131
What the fuck.
>Tapu Lele
Easy mode.
>>33479326
Are you a london or a faggot?
>magby
>>33476268
Mhm, i got lucky
>>Type Null
I'm good thanks.
>>33476268
>Slowpoke
Hmmm...
>Zangoose
>Mega Beedrill
Ouch
>Paras
Fuck...
>>33477078
BRONZONG
>>33476268
>Ekans
Where's the vore?
>Bibarel
I'm okay with this.
I like it but not in that way.
>>33476268
>Wurmble
Wish me luck bros...i'm gonna need it
> mega latios
Imagination-on
>Brionne
Oh yes, I'm so ready for this
well im happy with this
>>33476268
>Horsea
her mouth's perfect
I was told to stop before I clicked anything..
I finished in a couple of seconds.
Do I post results?
I mean, results of the fap, not the random generator
>>33486539
wtf, no
>>33486539
yes
>>33486539
maybe
>>33486539
I don't know
>Whiscash
Eh, looks like it can give good head.
>>33476268
>scolipede
someone post that one pic thanks
>>33476268
>bidoof
easy mode
>>33476268
>Teddiursa
I prefer Ursaring but that's ok.
>minior
This can happen, I will make it happen
>>33486539
imgur please, this is a blue board
>>33486890
< TO BE CONTINUED | \ |
>Braixen
*CLICK*
>Suicune
:)
>Magneton
>Mienshao
Yes good
>>33476268
>celebi
joe pls look away
>Weezing
Uhh?
>>33476268
It's gonna be a fun night ;)
>Dhelmise
How even
>>33476423
There's some pretty good Miltank porn anon
Here
https://concretestaircase.tumblr.com/post/162447344626/miltanks-and-all-pink-things-are-pretty-great
>Primarina
But Primarina isn't for such things
>Vulpix
Now this I can get behind.
>>33486539
Can you repeat the question?
>>33491207
bet you have to jerk it to Solrock lmao
>>33486560
>>33486567
>>33488293
how do i do it?
do i just cum on paper with a timestamp or something