If Mew can learn any move, why doesn't he use ［spit up］

>Mew cannot Swallow
>Mew cannot Spit Up
W-what does he do with his food?

again with that same mew image with the blue background and the fat fetish talk

you've been doing this for almost a month, don't you got anything better to do other than shitpost?

>>33472757
Yeah, let's talk about all the stuff there is to speculate about USUM, like Dusk Lycanroc, Kommo-o's Z-Move, the Vermilion Gym Expy, the Box Legends and...
Oh wait, that's literally all there is unless you're desperate enough to discuss a 22 Minute Advertisement known henceforth as "The Pokemon Anime" and every other form of Pokemon Media is dead as fuck.

>>33472780
Better that than a literal zoophile fatfucker thread.

>>33472735
*BRAAAAAAAAP* *PLUNK* *splash*

>>33472780
i'm not desperate (and i think that /padt/ and the anime are shit anyway), i'm just saying that this thread is retarded. that's lirerally it.

>>33472806
I'm pointing out that there's jack shit to discuss, so people are naturally going to shitpost because they're bored and /vp/ doesn't have any real purpose when the games are on a content drought.

someone write some fatfapfics

>>33472946
no

>>33473242
please
i will do anything
i will suck you fucking dick
just
please