This guy walks in and Sheer Colds your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
Reevaluate my life for dating a Pokemon.
Laugh because he missed at point blank range.
>>33469314
>He doesn't know
imma be like
"wtf no fair nibba i want my ass sheer colded too" and thenspread open and flash the goatse in front of that monster
>>33469255
assuming it hits, find a new girlfriend because she ded
>>33469255
become his girlfriend (male)
>>33469255
I would probably end up killing myself, my girlfriend is the only thing really keeping me around. I'd post Walrein hate for at least a few days beforehand, though.
>>33470073
>not making Walrein your new GF