If you, for arguments sake, were forced to kiss a pokemon,

Unown

>>33460627
Buzzwole.

>>33460627
Stop these threads.

Klink. It's like kissing literal gears

>>33460627
I would I know? If I'm being forced, then it depends entirely on who's forcing me.

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I want to kiss a glaceon and get my lips stuck to their body

>>33460627
Steenee

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Breloom

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Scizor

magcargo

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Gothorita
French kiss

Pawniard

Rapidash

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>>33460627
Like a kiss on the head I would give my cat, or are we talking full on poke tounge?

>>33461577
fuck off pedo

>>33461641
full tongue

>>33460627
u dont need to force me

>>33461641
Kiss them like you really mean it.

>>33460627
All of them

>>33460627
If I were "forced", why the hell would I get to choose?

>>33460945
How would u remove it

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>kiss a pokemon or i blow your brains out

Staraptor

>>33462114
>>33461834

>>33460627
You would have to force the pokemon instead, anyway i'd kiss anyone that wasn't muk or magcargo because i'd die.

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>>33462114
"Well since pokemon aren't real I guess you'll have to blow my brains out then."

>>33460627
Your mom.

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>>33461565
>>33460628
>>33460629

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>>33460627
Of course I would (kiss Greninja), but only if he actually puts his tongue back in his mouth.

Because I need him to use it to it's max potential when making out in order to completely fuck my face with it. Actually, scratch that. I want him to stuff his entire tongue down my throat and violate my entire digestive tract with it. Because I can't think of a better looking candidate that can offer you a kiss that seamlessly turns into a spitroast.

Here's a copypasta from another thread some weeks ago.

>>33462236
God that's hot

>>33460627
Magnezone

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>>33460627
I wouldn't even have to be forced

>>33462573
Good choice. And it's sentient, so that's a huge plus.

>>33462580
Every Pokemon is sentient. You're thinking sapient.

Tapu Lele

Chikorita, duh.

>not kissing a bug
what is wrong with you

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Obvious.

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Well, I'm sure there's lips somewhere.

Can it be an affectionate kiss on the forehead like one would do with a cat or a dog?

I mean, why not.

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>>33463269
Of course it can. What where you thinking you Mr. Pervy Perverson??

>>33463269
what, are you gay?

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>>33460627

Like she wouldn't force you to kiss her on the daily anyway, because she has to assert herself above your other pokemon

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>>33460627
Pic related

>>33462126
So Wailord?

>>33460627
Ditto

>>33463269
>Can it be an affectionate kiss on the forehead like one would do with a cat or a dog?

If you don't find gross kissing an animal you're already a zoophile, just let yourself go and become a shitty furfag

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>>33460627
garchomp

>>33462099
I wouldn't want to

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>>33460627
Could I even kiss a ghost

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>>33460627
I wouldn't

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>>33460627

>>33463303
Only non-gay, non-beastiality answer.

Literally anything, as long as it's bara and has a tongue to violate my mouth with. Probably Incineroar, Greninja or Machamp.

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>>33464027
>as long as it's bara
>Greninja

>>33463329
Ok, on which specific body part of a Glaceon do you want your lips to get stuck

>>33464175
preferably the butt

>>33464369
On the butt cheeks or are you some sick human centipede fag and want to get stuck on the actual hole

>>33460627
That depends on WHERE I have to kiss it

Lips? Cheek? Top of the head? Ass?

>>33464404
either

>>33463288
DAMM

more?

>>33460627
Jynx.

>>33463285
>she

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Ha Ha Ha People want to kiss a Pokemon? Wow, that's so weird, ha Ha Ha. You guys are weird.

>>33462697
>>33463029
but how

>>33460627
Why would someone need to force me? Kissing doesn't have to be sexual if that's what you're implying.

If they existed I'd be hording cute ones and kissing them and hugging them and playing with them all damn day just like I used to do with the family/my cats.

>>33463307
>If you don't find gross kissing an animal
Who let the asexual in?

Since humans ARE animals that's the only thing you could be.

this thread reminds me that i practiced tongue kissing with my cat and it gave me a kissing fetish

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>>33467347
Do you feel like that "practice" paid off any down the road?

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>>33467491

>>33467347
Minus the practicing with the cat part, I think I may have this fetish too.
Whenever I watch porn, it never does anything to me if I dont see them doing extra long and lewd kisses with tongue action.
Even when I meet up with regular booty calls they notice I like kissing so much and I spend too much time lip-locking wth them
let's kiss, anon

>>33467565
>let's kiss, anon
Sure thing, anon.
>>33467451
Yes, i've been told i'm good with my tongue!

>>33467981
>Sure thing, anon.
how lewd are you willing to go?
my hands tend to end up everywhere when i get so into it

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I'd probably kiss a phox.

>>33468357
As lewd as possible, anon..

>>33468565
Oh my...
do you swing both ways?