You travel back in time. It's 1999, and you just bought

I-I think I'll stay here.

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I'm going to name my rival Dicknose
And my pokemon Niggaz, cuntslap, dirty joe, buttfuckz, and shitflats.

Growing up was weird.

"This will be the best pokemon game in the next 18 years. Make sure you savor it."

Don't whine when you get in trouble for avoiding for extended family because you're playing your Gameboy all day on Christmas. Instead, just take some time to talk to people and you'll be able to play without bother.

>>33459613
I was a poorfag and my first game was LG on the visual boy advance, this reality doesn't exist.

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>>33459649
Well...honestly I don't think many would even expect it to still be making games in 18 years...so that probably won't have a huge reaction. If anything it'd impress me more that a cartoon series was still going and people playing for that long

Make sure your grandparents draft their will before the Alzheimers sets in and the uncles who were supposed to be disinherited talk their way into getting it thrown out.

>>33459613
Except the first time I played was in 1997 on an emulator.

>>33459613

Sell everything and work 2 jobs, buy Amazon stock and Bitcoin and retire in my 20s

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Hang out for two years chilling like a boss. I would try to buy tech stock, but you may have to be 18+.. Main goal though... Make a very important and pressing phone call to NYPD tip line on September 10th 2001.

>>33459751
bitcoin didn't exist in 1999 underage kiddo

"Remember to invest in bitcoin."

"Bet a lot of money that Trump will win the 2016 election"

>>33459613
"I want the turtle"

"I can't see shit"

>>33459613
"Holy fuck, this is slow"

>>33459613
i dont have ep share from the begin so i have to be a REAL trainer and train all my pokemon by my on hard working hand ><

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>>33459613
Jeez I hope I won't need to read

>>33461889
Why Trump? Why not a sooner election?

>>33459613
INVEST IN TWITTER
INVEST IN FACEBOOK
INVEST IN WHATSAPP
INVEST IN APPLE
Oh and don't let dad go to work during christmas of '03.

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>>33459613
Christmas of 1998 actually. I'm not a Europoor and I'd tell myself it gets better with technology, just not that much better.

I remember creaming myself with how R/S took advantage of the GBA's sound capabilities, so I don't know what you were expecting.

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"Play a better game"

>>33461936
My guess is the odds are stacked more heavily against Trump? Might as well just tell past you all the results

>>33459708
This, I live in a third world country and never had a portable console until 2009 when I bought my first Nintendo DSlite. I played all of the Pokemon games on my PC using emulators, but I enjoyed them a lot.

>>33459613
Quit the series after Crystal.

>>33462265
Anon...what happened to your dad ?

>>33459783
:^

>>33459613
don´t do it...they will never let you go

>>33459613
>You travel back in time.
I would be an anonumeus leaker who sometimes travels back in time. I would say something like
>"Do you like orcas? Ground dinos? Land and sea? The gba is for you. also, mudkipz haha" in 1999

>>33463117
Wouldn't leaking something before anyone had the idea cause them to think of something else

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>>33463117
What if "that kid" on the playground was actually a timetraveller and leaked future ideas

>>33459613
I can't wait for gen 2

>>33462515
They never found out.

>>33459613
"I should return this and wait for Gold instead."

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>>33459613

Play the game while try to fix everything wrong with my family and the world

>>33459613
"Bend over, I'm gonna fuck you so hard"

>>33463765
That's funny, that's what I saw when I enter any room

>>33459617
This, fucking this. Leave me in the fucking 90's man. I wanna go back to when shit made sense.

>>33459652
Or you could remind yourself to just ignore getting in trouble since if someone wants you to be unhappy, then they're not worth your time.

I did that at more than just Christmas and I did it with their stuff since we barely had the money to buy the Game boy stuff.

We'd go over to one aunt's place (who was a complete bitch, mostly for being a religious retard who as a result was a racist cunt not to mention her husband who wasn't terribly awful but was constantly trying to fuck everything that moved including my mother all of which the aunt refused to believe even after he got fired for it - twice) and I'd bring my shit to play or if we were there long enough for me to run out of batteries, I'd just go into the basement and use the TV there to play the games my older cousins had left behind when they moved out.

Fuck wasting my time with those pieces of shit. Funny thing is she refuses to take the hint. Every time she sees me she tries to talk to me when the last time I talked to her in the last 15 years was to tell her to get away from my mother's funeral.

>>33459613
Nothing because I'm not going to go back in time. I'm much more interested in going to the future because at least there I know I won't make my life any worse than it was.

It's not magic. The butterfly effect is not just a movie name it would be a real happening.

That's why people demonstrably don't have free will like someone idiots argue. If you knew the exact circumstances at any given time you could project forward.

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>>33459613
"Don't be such a sensitive crybaby. Your best friend is dead, but it's not the end of the world. Also, don't fuck his sister in 6 years. Don't get involved with any girl named Jessica. Also, you can quit Boy Scouts. No one even cares anymore."
"Oh yeah, something about Pokemon, I guess."

>>33459613
"Why am I in middle school again? Damn it, I don't want to go through this shit again. Fuck this game, I'm going to go play the stock market."

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>>33465462
I...I sort of want to hear the full story behind this mate.

>>33465482
Which part? None of it is particularly interesting.

>be 9 years old in '99
>best friend has asthma pretty bad. Nightly breath treatments bad.
>Playing one day, get a little rough as boys do
>he has an asthma attack. Pretty bad.
>dies in my arms
>first suicide attempt a few weeks later
>after a year, his parents divorce, my parents divorce, my dad and his mom get married
>now have a step-sister, his sister
>several years later, step-sis and I are really close and horny teenagers
>fuck a few times.
>she turns psychotic, attacking other girls who get close to me, coming at me with a lamp, etc.
>move across the country at 17 to get away from her.

Sorry that it's not more exciting.

>>33459613
Kate's down for it. Stick it in her.

Or do you mean about Pokemon? Nah, fuck that. That was my best Christmas Day ever. I wouldn't want to spoil that.