Making a /vp/ themed cards against humanity deck. 10-30 slots

Black
>Leak season wouldn't be the same without ___
>The secret ingridient to the perfect poffin is ___
>___ made N's childhood particularly traumatizing
>No pokémon doujin is complete without ___
>Hypno likes to eat dreams, but what many people don't know is that his favorite meal is ___
>The fact that ___ went out of stock made Primeape so angry he died
White
>Hot Monkay Dik
>Pamperchu's microwaved diabers
>Lopunny
>Verlisify's collar
>Lusamine's frozen pokémon
>a 10 year old trainer traveling alone

Not pokemon related. Fuck off.

>>33454070
>making a pokemon-themed card game
>not pokemon related
You just blow in from stupid town?

>>33454070
Nobody wants to play this normie game. Leave.

Black:
>Pokémon _________ and Pokémon _________, coming soon to stores near you
>The wise trainer took advice from the nickname masters of /vp/, and named his Pokémon _________
>OP is a ______
White:
>diaper beam lol
>tentaquil
>dave, the savior of /vp/
>es hada
>DICKS
>moot
>wottergate
>faggot
>two genders

White
>Crabominable
>Lycanroc Dusk Form
>BURASTO BURN

>>33453941
White:
>Burasto Baan
>Oshawott ass
>Praising Helix
>Abandoning your children to chase after space jellyfish
>Abandoning your children to grow beans
>Jibanyan
>Just inject lol

Black:
>Word on the street is Team Skull is now recruiting new members with ___
>"Strong Pokemon. Weak Pokemon. ___ is the only selfish perception of people."
>___? SINNOH CONFIRMED!
>There can be something said about all generations. But I think we can all agree on the next generation needs ___.

White:
>Shocky's paws.
>A Lucario proud of its power.
>BURASTO
>Another shitty thread on /vp/.

Black
>Everyone was shocked when ____ and ____ was revealed to be the title of the new Pokemon games

Black
>The ___ project has started!

Black
>In other news, Smogon just announced they're banning ___
>Everyone is welcome at Bulbagarden forums, but ___ are especially welcome
White
>Tamashii's roastie
>Pomf
>The Original Dragon
>VGC players throwing shit in hotel hallways
>Too much water
>A faithful Tepig

>>33453941
Black
>____? Bring on the trumpets
>You've heard of Pomfs secret pedo forum, now try Pomfs secret pedo ____.


White
>One (1) Proud of its power Lucario
>implying KLK
>Bulbapedia's secret porn forum
>Serebii Joe's sense of self worth
>Bathing in Tentaquills vomited blood juices

>>33454091
>Nobody wants to play this normie game
>we'd rather play Pokemon instead, another normie game

Black:
>___ is literally my moms ___
White:
>ya boy Guzma
>Fug
>falseflagger
>Pokemon™ for the Nintedno™ Switch™

Black:
>____ was better in 2D
>People on this board still defend _____
>The moon is _______
White:
>Homemade-kun's Gardecar
>(you)
>Krisfag
>Jaredposter
>diaper beam lol
>Verlisify's Twitter page
>Lusamine's feet

>>33454055
White
>Diaper beam
>a shillmon
>Ash Decidueye
>Hannaposter

Black
>To keep Pikachu relevant, it was given ___ in the newest games
>In the new guidelines, ___ was made obligatory to remain in Team Aqua's ranks
>You finally beat the E4, but to your surprise the champion was none other than __
White
>John Gamefreak
>Cyrus' god complex
>Masuda
>Your friend's dad, who works for Nintendo
>Lasses
>Comic relief owl
>Beat Up
>Charizard Shadowlord Mode

black
>The next game's evil team has been revealed. They're called Team ____.
>Everyone knows the best method of raising pokemon is ___.
>Completely out of ideas, Gamefreak has resorted to adding ____ to the next pokemon game.
>After all these years, gamefreak has finally decided to end pokemon, not with a bang, but with ____.
>Z MOVE! D A R K E S T ____.
>Goodra should be _____ only!

white
>forgetting Meloetta
>Blobbos
>Being a genwunner
>The top percentage of Rattata
>Gardevoir's feet
>Special Snowflake forms
>The GS ball
>Pokewaifu
>Being a degenerate furry
>Coldsteel the Hedgehog
>Pokefusions
>Pure, unadulterated autism

White cards
>a particularlly horny drawfag
>stingulor
>lilfella
>a favorite Pokemon and fetish thread
>Richard
>Crabhammer
>Torterra
>Sinnoh Remakes
>Pokemon Grey
>Black 3 and White 3

Black cards
>The only thing I hate more than Torterra is _________.
>________. The one thing even Richard agreed Mew can't learn.
>Everyone was exited when _______ was added to the game, until they learnt it also meant _________ was added too
>After Verlisfy began ranting about _________ on Twitter, every last fan stopped finding him credible.
>Joe had to shut down Serebii after accidently posting that "__________ for the Nintendo Switch" was not only real, but coming this November

>>33454382
*of his fans, I'm trying to word it like the only ones who DID find him credible where his army of furfags/children

black
>>STILL liking ____

White
>Liquid Electricity
>Business Kakuna
>Tailspammer
>Goodrafag

>>33453941
how we doing on card amounts, OP?

>>33454382
Black
>_____ and _______? It literally just gets ________!
>Welcome to /vp/, where _________ fucking sucks and _________ is the coolest
>If you thought Zygarde was cucked before, just wait and see what happend to him thus generation! Two words: ______ and _______!

White cards
>Lillie's Bag
>Phox Friday
>Autism
>Jojo References
>Cryogonal Porn
>Mspainters
>Pokemon Z
>Walking with Pokemon
>Poorfags
>A long expired Pokebank

>>33454435
Black
>A ______ walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the ___________?

White
>/vp/
>/v/
>/x/
>/b/tard

>Smelling salts
>A wave of midget porn filling up the catalog
>baracats
>An intense erotica Pyukumuku fanfiction
>A Pokemon creepypasta

>>33454471
White
>Bulbapedia mods
>/vp/ janitors

Black
>If you didn't experience ___ then you're not a true pokémon fan
>The pre-order bonus in North America has just been revealed, it is ___!
White
>Sonichu
>Blackie
>Leech Seed
>Self-Destruct
>Draining Kiss
>Iris
>Pokemania

ded thread

>>33454863
It's not ded now, thanks to you

>>33453941
Black
>Gooodra is ___
>Implying ___ are ___
>The new season of the anime took a hard nosedive after Ash lost his first battle of the season to a ___
>After much discussion, Smogon has decided to ban ___ from OU
>I had no idea that ___ was the Royal Mask!
>First there was the Immortal Fuhrer of /vp/, then there was Kyo, after that Bui, and most recently Goodrafag. The next great shitposter of /vp/ is __
>I SWALLOW ___ TO TRANSFORM
>POUND THE ___ ON MY BELLY DRUM
>The latest evil team in the new pokemon games goes by the name Team ___
>Guys I dont know what you're talking about! Kyogre is clearly not a dolphin but a ___
>The latest pokemon to mix up the metagame is none other than ___

White
>THE WALL
>Bui
>Water Trumpets
>Nigger Winner Furthremore
>Meloetta's Tub of Icing
>Extremespeed Slowpoke
>Team Wailord
>Lyra's Quilava
>Just inject it
>A dollar store knock-off Guzma action figure
>A sexually confused Nickelodeon character
>An underage shitposter
>NO MOVES
>A hat
>Hair
>Coach McGurk
>Bravest Bird
>An Adamant Alakazam with all three Elemental Punches and Recover

wow, I can't believe OP is dead

Live, OP! Don't die on us!

Black
>WOW! IT'S _______!

>>33457276
White
>Cardevoir
>Trick Room
>Furret's feet

Black
>What is the real reason Nebby didn't want to stay in the bag?
>The leaked name of Lillie's Z-Move in USUM: _____
>Just _____ lol
>In Smogon's new tier, _____, the only Pokemon a user can have on their team must be _____
White
>Bulbapedo
>killing a shiny with a critical
>smelling a pokemon's eggs just for laughs, haha

Black
>_Fags BTFO!
> _ is being suspected!

White
>Joe Merricks face

>>33454277
>Cardevoir
ftfy

>>33453941
Black:
>No es fake! Es ___
>The mood is ___
>Implying ___ are ___

White:
>clouds
>2 more hours

Black:
>____ gets my ____ boiling!
>It's not gay if _____ is fucking a ____.

White:
>beins
>goodrafag
>Tamashii
>Jwittz's pubes