/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>33449118
(minimalist edition)
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

>>33449118
apparently you made the title so minimalist that there's no edition

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>>33449129
>After figuring out the lava room's puzzle, you've managed to direct a strong beam of heat and light at the waterfall, causing it to evaporate, which everyone agreed is a completely plausible thing to happen.

>What would you like to do next? 3, 6, 0 decides

>>33449168
Go through the door, duh

>>33449168
If it's confirmed that this is a dungeon, let Helix out of the bag. We need all the help we can get right now. Also go through the north door.

>>33449118
Yves Klein would be disappointed. Could be more minimalistic.

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>>33449186
>You take Omanyte out of your bag and add it to your team, then head through the waterfall door

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>>33449266
Osha: Eugh, swamp water. This is pretty nasty stuff. What's with these weird lily pads though?

>1, 2, 8 next

>>33449309
Use the lily pads as platforms

>>33449309
Roll to find out how much of the room we can see. Or else take the leftmost lilypad going left I guess.

>>33449336
Do this

>>33449367
Re

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>>33449444
>>33449367
>This is the extent of your view for now. The lily pads do all have arrows on them, you notice...

>2, 6, 7 next

>>33449498
Fuck it, just swim through the swamp.

>>33449498
Ride the rightmost one pointing upwards?

>>33449498
Do >>33449515

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>>33449522
>>33449515
>You hop on the rightmost lily pad that points up, and as you do, the lily pad begins to sail forward across the toxic swamp water.

>>33449599
reset incoming

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>>33449599

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>>33449611
>You hit a patch of rapids, causing your lily pad to change direction

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>>33449620

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>>33449636

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>>33449648
>Looks like this path just brings you right back to the entrance

>2, 6, 8

>>33449659
Go on that one to the left

>>33449677
the one to the immediate left from our point of view?

What's stopping us from picking up these lilypads and redirecting them wherever we please?

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>>33449704

>>33449659
Are the blue things hazards of some kind? What happens if we touch one?

>>33449700
yes

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>>33449677
>You hop one lily pad over and ride it until it hits the wall
>2, 3, 6 next

>>33449728
see >>33449727

>>33449752
Hop on that other lily pad

>>33449763
That doesn't really answer the question, so I guess there's only one thing to do...
>>33449752
...Jump on/in the closest blue thing and see what happens.

>>33449768
reroll

>>33449768
Roll

>>33449768
Rollan

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>>33449826
>>33449768
>You hop on the next lily pad, causing it to move forward

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>>33449851
>and arrive at a set of 3 more lily pads

>1, 4, 7

>>33449862
Right

>>33449862
Hop on the left

>>33449862
Left

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>>33449887
>You hop on the leftmost lily pad and head forward

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>>33449930
>As you pass by the bubbling water, however, a Totodile hops out and takes a Bite out of you!

>2, 6, 9

>>33449941
Kiss him

>>33449948
re

>>33449941
Bite him back.

>>33449948
this, clearly they don't know why we're here

>>33449941
Oh shit punch it!

>>33449941
Push him off and go right.

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>>33449955
This. It will prefer bites over kisses.

>>33449941
scoop him up and make him our new partner

>>33449955
>>33449956
>bite and kiss combo
lewd

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I think I figured it out its one of these.
We'll get there eventually guys.

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>>33449956
>>33449948
>>33449955
>You hop up and give Totodile a big kiss, catching it off guard

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>>33450015
>Then give it a big chomp, causing it to fall off the lily pad and back into the swamp water.

>Looks like there are two more lily pads here, one on the left going up again or one on the right going right.

>3, 5, 9

>>33450028
left

>>33450028
Right sends us back to start. Go left and fire blast the pool.

>>33450028
right

>>33450028
left

>>33450028
Left!

>>33450028
Yell out to the Totodile that we're willing to take in a new member to the group. Also, go left.

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>>33450065
>Decent chance it didn't hear you since it went back under the murky waters, but hey, maybe next time. Speaking of-

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>>33450113
>This time as you pass over this bubbling spot, out pops a Croconaw from the swamp waters, taking the opportunity to give you a nibble as well.

>3, 6, 9

>>33450129
Kiss and bite him

>>33450129
Punch him in the goddamn face, and then bite his ass

>>33450132
re

>>33450129
kiss its chest

>>33450140
Reroll

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>>33450144
>You give it a tender kiss on the chest, but unlike Totodile, Croconaw doesn't seem too upset by this

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>>33450213
>Croconaw uses water gun, nearly pushing you into the water! It's all you can do to hold on to the lily pad.

>1, 6, 0

>>33450227
Jump on the last lily pad

>>33450227
Jump on the next lillypad and Fire Blast the one Croconaw's on.

>>33450227
Use our own water gun and cum in its eyes.

>>33450245
re. Then kiss him again

>>33450254
re

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>>33450241
>You hop over to the next lily pad and give the previous pad a fire blast. It just kinda fizzles and breaks apart the lily but it's enough to knock Croconaw back into the water. You take the next lily pad forward

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>>33450326
>You pass over another bubbling spot and up pops...

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>>33450332
>A treasure chest!
>You receive 1 oran berry

>>33450341
Dammit, and I was ready to sacrifice Pidove to Feraligatr.

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>>33450341
>The lily pad takes you safely over to the platform at the other end of the room

>2, 5, 7 next

>>33450355
Pull the lever.

>>33450355
PULL THE LEVER, KRONK

>>33450355
Pull lever with reckless abandon.

>>33450355
call for a gator

Pee in the water. then
>>33450367
>>33450368
>>33450370

>>33450355
Piss on the lilypad while yelling "PISS"

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>>33450367
>You pull the lever, activating the nearby fountain. Sparkling, clear water begins to bubble up and flow out into the swamp

???: Hey!

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>>33450436
Feraligatr: Whaddya think yer doin there, boy? D'you know just how long it took to get our room nice an swampy? I suppose ahm gonna haf ta teach ya a lesson then!

>Feraligatr advances on you! What will you do? 2, 6, 8

>>33450457
Ask feraligator for permission to marry his daughter (male) totodile.

>>33450457
Apologize profusely and turn the switch back to it's initial position.

>>33450457
kiss his crotch and do this >>33450462

>>33450464
reroll

>>33450457
Use a blast seed!

>>33450462
re

>>33450457
Take the lily pad and use it to go away

>>33450464
this please

>>33450479
This, and then use a Home Warp to bring in two partners.

>>33450490
reroll

>>33450462
roll

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>>33450466
>>33450462
>You do that.

Feraligatr: Whaddya doin there boy! Get the fuck away from me with yer daughter (male) faggotry!

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>>33450581
Feraligatr: We don't take kindly to them types round these parts!

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>>33450588
>>33450500
>>33450490
>You attempt to hop on the lily pad and ride it away, but it's pointed towards the platform! It just moves that way!

>0, 5, 8

>>33450592
BLAST-FUCKING-SEED HIM

>>33450592
UNLEASH THE WRATH OF THE GAY WITH YOUR OTTERPIG COMBO RAINBOW ATTACK

>>33450592
Offer the oren as a dowry.

(forgot, you're also roughed up now)

>>33450592
Play the dueling banjos song with your violin. It might be the song of his (swamp) people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8

>>33450592
Take an oran and shove the Confuse Orb's shards down his throat

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>>33450615
>You whip out your violin and begin to play him a song reminiscent of that one.

Feraligatr: Wha- oh? Oh! Hm! Well then maybe I done misjudged you boy. You was just playin round maybe, right? Anyone who play fiddle that nice can't be that immoral. But I still can't letcha just go an de-swamp our swamp!

>2, 4, 7 next

>>33450684
Tell him we'll only need to de-swamp it for a little bit, then we'll be on our merry way. Then offer the Pidove as a sign of peace.

>>33450684
Hmm,can someone remind me why are we deswamping the swamp?

>>33450699
Re, but also burn pidove alive so he doesn't have to cook it

>>33450684
Pull the lever. This is probably a sewer anyway. Ask him to ferry our friends across.

>>33450699
Do this

>>33450708
I haven't the foggiest idea, honestly. We were kind of just directed here by dungeon design.

>>33450715
this

>>33450699
Re!
>>33450708
Our partners.

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>>33450724
>>33450715
Feraligatr: Ah, there ya go, son. Swamps is so much better than this gross junk anyways, right?

???: Wait!

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>>33450684
>a kiss to the crotch
>just playing around

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otter of life

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>>33450799
Osha: Ron! What are you doing over here?

Feraligatr: He was just puttin the water back t'the way it's suppose ta be!

Osha: What! This is nice, clean mineral water coming out here. Who doesn't like that?

Feraligatr: Me! That's who! Ahm sure it's fine fer you fancy otters an whatever that thing is, but we had our swamp perfect fer us gators. Ech, look how much of it y'all ruined already!

Osha: Fine, I guess, can we just take a bunch of the mineral water with us?

Feraligatr: If'n it'll get you outta here, then fine! Just hurry before we lose more muck!

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>>33450854
>Mineral water in stored in your key items pocket, you return to the center room

>2, 5, 9 next

>>33450868
Make Osha solve the puzzle, apparently he knows what to do with the mineral water

>>33450868
Have Lord Helix stand on the soil and pour the water over him

>>33450868
Give mineral water to the Oran we planted

>>33450868
Water the oren so it turns into an oran?

>>33450868
Water the otter

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>>33450902
>>33450877
Osha: Appreciated Ron, but I already got my fill when I was swimming in it earlier. We should save it for something important. I guess that plot of land is important for something. Maybe we have to plant something there?

>3, 6, 8

>>33450942
Plant otter's "seed"

>>33450942
Oh of course, that dumb Strange Seed from earlier. Plant that.

>>33450942
Bury the Strange Seed I guess, don't know when we even got it.

>>33450950
this

>>33450960
re, but also Ron's "seed"

>>33450960
Berry's brother Dingle gave it to us at the bar.

>>33450950
>>33450960
Do this, Strange Seed and Mineral Water must give something good
when did we get the strange seed again?

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>>33450973
>>33450960
>You plant the strange seed, this seed that is in ron's possession and thus, is ron's seed. It sits in the cold soil, unmoving

>2, 6, 0

>>33451021
pour the water on it

>>33451021
Just add the mineral water.

>>33451028
>>33451033
And afterwards push the leaf button.

>>33451021
Drink the water while the seed watches and say "Fuck you and your ancestors"

>>33451039
Right. Yes. That. Do that so we don't have to spend another ten minutes rolling for this.

>>33451028
>>33451033
>>33451039
This.

>>33451053
Reroll

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>>33451050
>>33451039
>>33451033
>>33451028
>You pour the mineral water on the seed and go back to the fire room to switch the sun beam over to this spot. The seed immediately begins to stir.

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>>33451096
>The seed immediately erupts into a massive tangle of vines, shaping itself into the unmistakable shape of a doorway... but a doorway to what...?

TO BE CONTINUED

now use our natural piggy dirtiness to muddy the gatr waters

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>>33451113
I don't think this is scientifically sound either.

Anyway, thanks for the run, OP!

>>33451113
All these differently themed zones packed together makes me think that the architect of this place took waaay too much inspiration from Gruntilda's Lair.
night OP, thanks

>>33451130
we just had hillbilly gators. That means we must be in the pokesouth where science doesn't exist