Can this masterpiece be topped /vp/? https://www.youtube.co

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndh4TsGHBd8

I win

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>>33442475
May Jesus's light help your tortured soul finally find rest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw

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>>33442462
my eyes

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>>33442462
i dont know how to feel about these

>>33442508
this anon wins. say what you will about the videos in the OP, but at least those were made by a quirky 14-year old girl and not a balding 30-year old man.

>>33442534
Truth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEDw6Y7WYgo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt0kRJX_jR4

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>>33442508
Relevant

"I thought of this scene with my wife, Reshiram.

I was shrunken and my wife Reshiram was holding me, the mean Zekrom showed up. Reshiram knew that if the Zekrom used Bolt Strike on me while I was shrunken, I’d be dead to the point of a Max Revive would not revive me. Reshiram needed to hide me fast! Since Reshiram is a Pokémon, she has no pockets to hide me in or anything, so she hides me in her mouth. The Zekrom saw Reshiram put me in her mouth and then he approaches her. The Zekrom gets in her face (or at least in her personal space) and says, “Swallow him!!” Zekrom does not leave Reshiram’s personal space until Reshiram has swallowed me and he sees her swallow. Reshiram swallows me and says in submissive voice, “I swallowed him.” The Zekrom says, “Let me see.” Reshiram opens her mouth and shows that I am not in there. Zekrom then says, “Let me see under your tongue.” Reshiram shows Zekrom that I am not under her tongue. Zekrom thoroughly examines Reshiram’s mouth for me. After confirming that I was swallowed, Zekrom then says, “Good.” And then he leaves."