>Male only Pokemon So you're telling me they go out

>>33438944
>gay pokemon are canon
Your move, bigots.

>>33438951
>Implying that is what is being discussed here

Way to jump the gun as always, cuck.

>>33438944
Maybe they can also mate with others in their egg group.

>>33439255
Except that would always produce offspring of the female species

They're either capable of Asexual reproduction, or they can mate with other males.

>>33438944
No need, Arceus directly creates and delivers eggs hirself.

>>33439241
If a Hitmonchan finds a Ditto in the wild and the two decide to fug the Ditto will most likely become a Hitmonchan too

Fucking your own clone is the gayest thing imaginable

>>33438944
Well they can breed with other pokemon on the same egg group, but since they are male only, the species survives mostly on ditto rapery, but what if ditto is tired of taking poke cocks?

>>33439298
No, a Pelipper delivers it

>>33439312
>he wouldn't his clone

>>33439312
It turns into a female version of itself, that's not gay

>>33438944
Undiscovered female counterparts exist.

>>33439337
It's female counterpart is Undiscovered

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>>33439291
Or just like Salazzle.
It's gender counterpart is Undiscovered.

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>>33439298
False, Arceus been sleeping, since creation Earth.

>>33438951
There gender counterparts are just undiscovered.

>>33439420
FUCK OFF RICHARD

>>33439312
Maybe Ditto doesn't transform and they fuck it anyways

>>33438951
No. There gender counterparts are just undiscovered.

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>>33439437
Ditto do transform and their gender counterparts are just undiscovered.
They exist. They just haven't been found yet.

>>33438944
>Implying game mechanics are canon.

Next you're gonna tell me that pre-3D games are made up of a civilization that can only move in 4 directions.

>>33439420
Books can be untruthful.

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>>33439436
>>33438944
Their gender counterparts haven't been found yet.

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>>33439547
No. It's true.
For example.

>>33439568
People can be unthruthful.

>>33439474
>They exist. They just haven't been found yet.

So no one thought to follow a mono-gender species during mating season to see where it goes or what it breeds with?

Out of context observing breeding habits might sound a little fucked up, but it's how we do it in the real world. It's how we learn more about the species.

>>33439474
Yes I know Ditto can transform, I'm just saying maybe it doesn't need to do it to get fucked and breed

>>33439602
How do we know that when you breed a Pokemon with the ditto, the offspring isn't just secretly a ditto that transforms in the egg and never changes back?

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>>33439593
No one found their parallel gender counterparts.

>>33439589
It's true, that Arceus created the universe with It's one thousands arms.

>>33439648
Prove it.

>>33439638
>mostly black color palette
>fathers not found

really rattles ye olde noggin

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>>33439659

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>>33439656
Everything in the Pokédex is fact.

>>33439678
Show me a fact in the Pokedex that proves that Arceus created the universe with its one thousand arms.

>>33439659
I dislike single parents live.
And yeah, their parallel gender counterparts exist. They just haven't been found yet.

>>33439659
Enough. Next thing you'll be drawing comparison to the bone jewellery with ooga booga tribes.

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>>33439420
Looks very awake to me

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>>33439683
If Arceus didn't create the universe with It's 1'000 arms then Kyogre didn't create the sea.

If 1 Pokédex fact is wrong then everything in the Pokédex is wrong.
The Pokédex records facts about all Pokémon.

>>33439773
But you haven't shown me a fact from the Pokedex that proves Arceus created the universe with his one thousand arms yet.

Also, that Pokedex entry doesn't say that Kyogre created the sea. It says that Kyogre has appeared in mythology as the creator of the sea. There is no doubt about that, but no proof that it created the sea.

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>>33439683
If Arceus didn't create the universe with It's 1'000 arms then Groudon didn't create the land.
If 1 Pokédex fact is wrong then everything in the Pokédex is wrong.
The Pokédex records facts about all Pokémon

>>33439757
That's non-canon.

>>33439420
Arceus can learn Sleep Talk.

>>33439801
Yes, it is a fact that Groudon has appeared in mythology as creator of the land, but there is no proof that Groudon actually did create the land.

The only fact the Pokedex poses in this entry is that it sleeps in magma underground. I know this is a fact because I saw it. But I did not see Groudon create the land, I have not seen it make any volcanoes erupt, and the Pokedex does not say for a fact that it does, only that there are myths where it does.

>>33439503
That would be hilarious though.

>all this richardposting

Richard doesn't exist. The Pokedex I have written states so and since the Pokedex is 100% right, it is true. Your move.

>>33439816
No. Kyogre created the seas and Groudon created the land.

>>33439837
I do exist and I'm not a Pokémon.
The Pokédex only records facts on Pokémon.

>>33439815
Canonically, Arceus is sleeping.
Facts are facts.

It's canon that pokemon do not breed and do not lay eggs. Eggs are materialized

>>33439863
Prove it. All the Pokedex says is that there are myths that say they did.

Also, the Pokedex says "It is said to make volcanoes erupt on awakening", however, Mt. Chimney does not erupt when Groudon wakes up. Why? Because the Pokedex is only recording the fact that people have claimed this to be true. If it were a fact that Groudon waking up would cause volcanoes to erupt, it would say
"It makes volcanoes erupt on awakening"
instead of,
"It is said to make volcanoes erupt on awakening"

Prove me wrong.

>>33439638
The pokedex saying they haven't been found doesn't mean they exist. It's just worded that way because they're not sure if males exist.

>>33439678
The pokedex was written by people. People are untruthful, which means the pokedex is untruthful, too.

>>33439638
I have never found an Eevee in real life. I could publish a book that says "nobody on Earth has ever found an Eevee", and that would be a fact, but it doesn't mean Eevees are real.

Salazzle can mate with any Pokemon in the Monster or Dragon egg groups to continue its species.

However, it is likely that male only Pokemon have a female counterpart that is undiscovered.

>>33439881
I think the notion of eggs not being produced by biological reproduction is just GF's hamfisted way of sidestepping even implied sex, because Pokemon is ostensibly a children's' game.
having the daycare man tell you an egg that contains the genetic offspring of the pokemon you left at the daycare just magically appeared goes a lot more smoothly than "hey, your pokemon fucked and one of them shat out this egg! Here you go."

>>33439966
Even in gen 2 it was established that no one had ever seen where a pokemon egg comes from and that no one knows why you can find pokemon with eggs. The only example of an egg being produced is arceus creating one in gen 4.

Pokemon not reproducing sexually explains why you can have vastly different parents producing offspring (wailer and skitty). Pokemon are essentially 'magic' or otherworldly creatures that don't work by the normal rules of nature. It's not simply sidestepping sex.

>>33439887
It mean that they are undiscovered.

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>>33439886
No. Groudon created the land.

>>33439589
The Pokedex can't though

>>33440040
Prove it.

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>>33439993
This Pokémon lay eggs.

>>33440059
Facts are facts.

>>33440074
Which facts?

>>33440014
If something's undiscovered, how do you know it exists?

>>33440066
That's Chansey's thing though, the "Egg Pokemon".

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Stop feeding Richard's autism by replying to him

>>33439593
should just install cameras in the daycare.

>>33439429
>>33439441
>There gender
>There gender

How the fuck do two people get it wrong in a row? You both are braindead, retarded, scumfuck degenerates who should be executed in the streets.

>>33440096
For once I agree with the Necroposter.

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>>33439993
laws of nature still have effect on some Pokèmon.

For example.

>>33440112
Their gender counterparts are just undiscovered.

>>33440083
Because, undiscovered ≠ nonexistence.

>>33439593
Actually watching mating and mating rituals happen is EXTREMELY RARE and VERY DIFFICULT. You are one lucky son of a bitch if you can actually watch animals mating.

And I mean this in the context of living species. Yeah everyone has seen a dog hump another dog but studying an even somewhat more obscure animal mating is very difficult.

So you're even further proving the point that there very well could be other gender counterparts that are hard to find and likely only show up during mating season.

>>33440080
All facts in the Pokédex.
It's a fact that Groudon created the land, Kyogre created the seas and Arceus created the universe with It's 1,000 arms.

>>33440156
undiscovered ≠ existence.

>>33440167
You have yet to show me a fact in the Pokedex that proves that these Pokemon have done these things.

>>33439993
Nah I gotta go with sidestepping.
It's possible that pojemon only breed and lay eggs when alone. If a human is watching, they likely won't lay an egg.

Do you think a woman giving birth wants random people watching her, or even her friends? No. She wants her husband/the man who helped make the baby, the doctor she knows and trusts with making her baby and herself safe and the nurses that accompany the doctor.

>>33440184
Isnt part of the myth from the draconian people? They were right about rayquaza and the prophecy so why would they lie about groudon and kyogre?

>>33439552
>>33439678
>SM garbage
>canon

>>33440156
Yes, it isn't synonymous with it but they still can't know if they exist, because they're undiscovered.

>>33439678
kuikui also said he isn't the masked royale, richard

>>33439312
>Fucking your own clone is the gayest thing imaginable

It's the most patrician form of masturbation, not gay at all.

>>33440212
>in the pokédex

fucking richard

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>>33439364
>>33439376
>>33439405

>This is literally bullshit, GF

>>33440332
>Miltank and Tauros are together
>Braviary and Mandibuzz are not
Explain this, Richard

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>>33439362
>male only species
>female version of itself

What if they briefly change sex just for copulation? Then they revert back?

>tfw it's either a "falseflagger manages to bait half of /vp/ at once" or a "/vp/ makes fun of a literally autistic kid" episode

Either way y'all need to rethink your life.

>>33440352
>implying a lot of similar species can't fuck, even in the real world

go read a book or something, you non-educated autist

>>33440160
This. For years, people thought female praying mantises ate the male after mating. It turned out many, many, many years later that the males just felt that they were being watched and were scared to move, so they got eaten. Normally the female only eats the male if he's too old and weak to run off. Seeing them mating in the wild was such a rare event that it took a long time before anyone could see how it normally plays out.

>>33441179
Source? Not questioning, simply I want know more of this.

>>33440352
Both of those have pre evos. There wouldn't be enough room.

>>33438951
No trains Pokemon

>>33438951
if you leave two male pokemon in a day care they won't breed dumbass

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>>33441919

>>33441246
Isn't the entire poliwag line on a single page?