Lucario fucking sucks - ALL OF IT! It looks like shit - A retarded

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Lucario fucking sucks - ALL OF IT!
It looks like shit - A retarded snout, tumors for legs, nigger dicks for hair, a tail like a bent dick and spikes on its chest and arms, because why not, right? The edgier it looks the more the kids and furfags will like it.
Its personality is just a dumb meme, hurr I’m the silent, stronk protective edgeman. Durrrrrrrrrrrrr.
And why the fuck is it partially Steel type? Is it because of the spikes? Worst typing ever, this shit deserves to be thrown in a trash can and forgotten.
The aura shit is cancer, literally just something to, again, appeal to little kids and brainless edgelords. An entire fucking design made to shill itself. I don’t even get it.
I reiterate: Lucario is shit, ALL OF IT! And what's worse, it’s bland, stale shit, you wouldn't be able to fix it if you tried for a century. It’s literally just an edgy faggot, physically and mentally. If it was something like Garbodor, it would be less garbage. At least Garbodor looks like it’s meant to be shit. Lucario looks like some autist tried way too hard to draw Sonic OC on their Deviantart.

>inb4 raging furfag degenerate scum say I must respect Lucario, because they masturbate to it

The mega is even worse, and clearly it only got one because it makes someone at GF feel the need to constantly remind everyone that his dick throbs hard to the thought of Lucario. It’s like they went on overdrive with the cancer. They made his paws red with the blood of his enemies. Don’t mess with Lucario, he’s a dark one. His fur looks like a badass vest! More spikes because obviously everything needs more spikes. His nigger dicks have also been circumcised, apparently. Whoever approved this design must have been smoking some heavy shit and should commit ritual suicide.
Deep down you all know I’m right. And that is why all Lucario fans are autistic virgins that should choke on twelve dicks simultaneously. Fucking worthless cunts, stay proud of your power.