>Battle starts >Battle Timer is ON: requested by opponent

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>Battle starts
>Battle Timer is ON: requested by opponent
>Opponent sends out his first Pokémon
>Leaves

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>Battle starts
>JAJAJAAJAJAJAJA
>Opponent has disconnected

>opponent sees my stall team
>opponent forfeits

>>33416552
I never had an opinion of Brazilians before I played Showdown. Now I fucking hate them

>>33416555
>playing stall on ladder
Nice trips but you're an absolute shitter who doesn't know how to play mons

>>33416555
Stall is acceptable, but only at 1300+ elo. Any earlier than that is autism

>opponent has team full of legendary pokemon
>I got team full of regular mons
>send out smeargle with moody
>spore
>2x attack boost SpA drop
>baton pass to salamence
>Dragon dance
>knock out first pokemon
>moxie boost
>opponent has forfeited
every single time

>>33418056
>jajajaja
>brazilian

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>random battle
>my first pokemon is florges
>opponent uses a fire attack on it
>forfeits as soon as he realizes it's not super effective

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>>33418448
>opponent uses stealth rocks
>i use magic coat
>opponents stealth rocks were bounced back
>opponent forfeits

>>33418081
1300 isn't even mid ladder.
Hell, you can still find full eeveelution teams and Red teams at 1400.