You date a typical girl from each region of the Pokemon world

>>33415625
I don't know because I'm a fucking loser

I'm like an older brother or friend.

>>33415638
/thread

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But I don't want to date a typical girl, only Kris.

>>33415638
I don't think you're a loser anon.

>>33415741
That doesn't change the fact that I'm a grossly inadequate sub-human.

>>33415749
There's still time to change yourself.

>>33415625
They're like, these magical creatures with powers. Half of them have penises.

>>33415638
fpbp

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>>33415625
Only canon girls

>>33415625
there can only be my one and only and soon-to-be-betrothed Hilda for me and I don't care if we live in a shit region like Kalos or in a based one such as Sinnoh. As long as I'm together with my waifu I shall never complain about any region.

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>>33415793
I made this for you anon, cherish it.

>>33415833
Good stuff.

>>33415793
>leaf
>canon

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>>33415854
I made this for you anon, cherish it.

>>33415883
all i meant is that game freak shills the fuck out of red
and i will cherish it, leaf is cute

>>33415898
Just because Gamefreak hasn't shown her any appreciation doesn't mean she isn't canon.

>>33415906
Exactly, unlike Kris who has been absolutely erased from existence

>>33415932
Nope also still canon and nothing you say will ever change that. :^)

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>>33415974
(You)

Lana
I'm in love with her cute little cunny

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>>33415625
You mean i can pick a girl of each region?

>Kanto: Erika
>Johto: Karen
>Hoenn: May
>Sinnoh: Caitlin
>Unova: Bianca
>Kalos: Korrina
>Alola: Olivia

Olivia would be my ultimate girlfriend and travel partner

>>33416093
Eh, I more meant what a typical girl would be like from each region. The "stereotypical Johto" girl etc

>>33416211
Nigga we don't know enough about actual Pokemon cultures to have stereotypes.

>>33416332
>>33416332
Make em up. For fun

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>>33416332
>he forgot about generic hawaiian girl

>>33415906
>>33415932
Leaf never existed. And if you go with the retarded multiverse theory to justify Leaf's canonicity, then Kris also exists by proxy.

>>33416387
>retarded multiverse theory
You mean the confirmed one?

>>33416332
Most regions are proxies for the actual part of earth they are modeled after, with exception of Unova, which seems pretty Japanese barring the one black mammy stereotype.
Kanto -> Kantou
Hoenn -> Kyushu and Okinawa
Kalos -> France and Rhineland

>>33416412
The only thing confirmed is that there are 2 timelines. That's it.

>>33417028
Actually there's three. Gens 1 and 2 are also a timeline.

>>33415625
Which girl protag has chronic depression?

May is the hottest one, personalities aside.

>>33417066
>Which girl protag has chronic depression?
Serena, since Calem is the canon protagonist and he destroys her hopes and dreams at every turn.

>>33415750
not him but no there isn't

>>33417371
It's never too late dude.

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>>33417380
>mfw i was asked out once on valentines day when i was younger
>mfw i denied
>mfw i didn't realize this would permanently put me on a path of complete loser-hood
Feels bad man.

>>33417394
lol I did that too once but I don't regret it at all. Having a gf isn't everything. Work on improving yourself for yourself first. Then think about relationships.

>>33417433
you know what? You're right. thanks my man!

>>33417537
I'm glad I could help!