You now have the chance to become a Pokemon Professor. The Pokemon

>>33403049
>relationships between Pokémon and humans.
>Pokémon breeding patterns.
I'll take both.

>>33403049
Relationships and origins

Megas mate. I actually loved megas.

>>33403049
Pokemon cries.

>Origins of Pokemon

I'll take this. Sounds like a lot of fun and many things to discover.

evolution and mega evolution

>>33403049
Fuck this is the first one of these threads that I'm having a hard time with...

Either Evolution, Mega Evolution, or Breeding. I love all of that.

>>33403049
Pokémon habitats.

>>33403049
personalities (aka Natures)

>>33403049
Breeding patterns, how the hell do all male pokemon reproduce? How does a sword and an anchor have a baby? Why do some pokemon hatch sooner than others? So many questions i want answers to.

>>33403049
Pokemon Abilities.

>>33403367
Magic

>>33403049
Regional variants

>>33403367
My main question is why every Pokemon is born from a fucking egg. And one at a time, at that.

>>33403477
Because video games.

>>33403049
That all sounds boring as fuck.
Where's the option to become Colress?

Pokemon tightness index.

I fuck each and every pokemon in order to sort them by cunny tightness. This will be a sorting option in the new narional dex.

>>33403522
What about Pokemon who don't have a "cunny"?

>>33403049
Can I research which pokemon tastes the best

breeding. it sounds interesting.

>>33403477
every Pokémon doesn't come from an Egg

>>33403557
They all have cunnies. Even the "males.

I'd make my own study field
>Pokemon Typing/Energy
it would be a little bit of everything... sadly I'd probably end of being an "Angel of Death" type scientist to really figure out how Pokemon Tick.. hehe would be Pretty edgy I know but hey, anatomical Body sciences are edgy by nature

>>33403106
this guy gets it

>>33403367
Game mechanics aren't biological fact

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>>33403049
>Pokémon habitats.
>"Fish pokemon are typically found in the water."
would i be a good professor?

>>33403522
Good luck finding someone willing to find your "tightness" index

>>33408109
Fund*, But It would be equally hard to find the results either