Why hasn't there been a Pokémon based on anime meat yet?

>>33395914
>vanilluxe
>meat
i really dont see the connection

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>>33395914
>vanilluxe
>meat
Did you have a stroke

>>33395923
>>33395946
Vanilluxe is based on anime ice cream.

>>33395957
as opposed to real life ice cream?

ITT: anons are retarded and don't know how to make connections

Vanilluxe is ice cream
Ice cream is food
OP wants a meat Pokémon because meat is food

It's a dumb idea but you anons are fucking stupid

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>>33395923
>>33395946
You guys are stupid.

>>33395923
>>33395946
How the fuck can any two people be this retarded?

>>33395914
>>33395957
>>33395962
>>33395971
Vanilluxe isnt ice cream

Dumbasses

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>>33395957
>>33395971
>>33395976
>>33395980
thanks for the (you)'s

>>33395980
>ice isn't edible

>>33395914
Miltank
Tepig

>>33396022
>>33396027
Its snow on an icicle not ice cream godamn

>>33396037
consider suicide friend

>>33396022
>I was merely pretending to be retarded!

>>33396033

>>33395923
>>33395946
/vp/ is illiterate. Completely and terribly illiterate. I don't mean spelling something incorrectly here or there, or not knowing a quadrisyllabic word. I mean that this board, centered around a game that touts itself as helping young children read, cannot even spell the names of the majority of the monsters that are its subject. People will spell names of Pokémon and characters incorrectly on a regular basis, and be unable to comprehend even slightly more advanced sentence structures. This board is filled with people whose intelligence, when measured on a metric of the ability to read and comprehend written language, would be far below the average in any first world country, and arguably 4chan as a whole. Why is this? Is the absurd nature of the Pokémon series affecting your ability to read? Perhaps because Pokémon attracts autists (colloquial jargon so adequate in this situation,) we have people who spend more time memorizing charts than how to properly read them. However, people with autism actually typically score higher on IQ tests and reading comprehension tests, so it doesn't make much sense to label that as the reason. I'm completely astounded by the collective lack of knowledge that this board displays.

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>>33396339
just copied this copypasta thank you

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>Slowpoke Tail

Otherwise never because it would traumatize kids and vore fanart is already bad enough

>>33395957
>>33395962
>>33396170
>Look guys I'm a pokemon newfag, vanilluxe are ice cream and exeggcute are eggs am i right? xd xd