https://randompokemon.com/
the pokemon above your post is on its way to your house to hurt you rn
however to defend yourself you have the first pokemon to appear on this link
https://randompokemon.com/
how fucked are you
>garbodar after my house
>have to use turtonator to defend myself
I'd be fine
>simisage
>registeel
>>33390129
>Fraxure
>Sceptile Mega
All fine
They should honestly ban these threads. They have as little to do with Pokémon as the hunger games threads did.
>>33390186
I don't know why hunder games threads were banned. They are about pokemon
>>33390194
I'm not sure how I feel about them being banned, honestly. But I feel like the mods should at least be consistent in their banning, and these threads are about on the same level as the hunger games threads.
>>33390129
Buzzwole vs Mew, this is gonna be interesting...
>>33390162
>>33390172
>>33390180
>>33390479
Is everyone on /vp/ illiterate? Jesus...
>>33390129
>Primeape coming to my house to mess me up.
Oh no.
>Toxicroak there to defend me.
Oh YES!
Yeah im fucked
Shuckle coming for my house.
Aggron Mega defending me.
Feeling pretty skippy.
>Torchic is out to hurt me
>Prinplup defending me
I guess I got nothing to worry about
Conkeldurr Vs Makuhita
RIP
>>33392072
>Prinplup is out to hurt me
>Togetic defending me
I'm okay with this
>nidoran-m
>goldeen
i'd be fine, i think
>>33390503
are you?
What happens when an immovable object meets an indestructible object?
>>33392170
They cannot hurtt me because one is a cacoon and the others a lazy catman so I allow them to lay on my floor and stack powers for someone better to attack try harder nexy time silly.
>Latios JET
>Toxicroak
Fuck
>>33390129
> Salamence-M
> Drifloon
Well, at least this world has one less mouth to feed
I'm pretty sure everybody ITT's doing it wrong, but whatever.
Wimpod's defending me from Miltank. Time to run.
>Genesect
>Corphish
I'm dead as shit
>>33392301
OP here
finally someone got it
>>33392301
>>33392380
Are you two retarded or just new?
>>33392391
im new
what are you talking about