> Be me > Living in Kanto with my mom > For some reason

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> Be me
> Living in Kanto with my mom
> For some reason I'm white and my mom's skin is dark
> HowDoesThatWork.jpg
> Bullied in school for having a stupid name
> "Hey SUNshine, come over and light this candle!"
> They always turn off the classroom's lights when I'm about to come in, expecting me to illuminate it.
> Ask mom to move away before I turn into a social outcast
> Moving.jpeg

> Arrived at Honalolo Airport
> Check out new house
> I thought it'd be a change of pace, in a peaceful, calm countryside of Melemele
> Nope, forced to rescue a cloud, pick a starting pokemon and go on a journey
> met this 8/10 chick. Flat chest, but kinda cute. She's not into pokemon battling though
> Alright, maybe this will be a fun way to pass time
> Met a retard who skips all form of manners and challenged me.
> Creamed him, then went on my journey
> Forced to partake in a trial
> Wait
> No choice but to do it
> Okay, I can still go sightseeing and stuff, no need to rush
> Guzma shows up and his pirate gang
> Chick's mom showed up. 10/10 would bang her with that drill hair
> found out she's 41
> Boner.exe has stopped functioning
> She's a lunatic
> I'm out of here dude
> Forced to fight her and defend Alola
> GODDAMNIT, when will I be able to relax?
> Fought her and won
> finally...
> "and now you have to fight the newly formed Elite 4"
> FUCK
> Fought with rage and bitterness
> mfw I'm only in Alola to relax but somehow ends up in the Champion Throne.