>two shit kids >no tits >no ass >used goods >loose

>>33364238
she's mentally ill

>two shit kids
None of them live with her so that's not an issue.
>no tits
>no ass
True but she has nice legs.
>used goods
Virgins are terrible fucks, they just lay there like a fish. A girl with experience is infinitely better.
>loose vagina
Repeated sex doesn't loosen a vagina, only virgins think this.
>menopausic
Nature's birth control.
>if you eat her you're gonna taste beanman's old loads
Eating pussy is for degenerates.

>>33364405
C U C K
U
C
K

>>33364238
>implying she doesn't get regular cryo and jellyfish placenta treatments to stay young

>>33364238
she has nice legs desu and i lke the taste of beans

>>33364238
>All this fuss about fictional characters

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>>33364272
In-game universe explanation for why Lusamine is the way, she now.

>>33364238
It's the footpussy for me.

>>33364238
Because /vp/ as a whole has shit taste.

>>33364457
You skip the second and penultimate screenshots this takes on a very different context.

>>33364428
t. redditor

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>>33364238
>Why people waifu lusamine?

>>33364238
because mommyfags and footfags are insane and desperate and will waifu anything
they want her to torture them or some retarded shit like that

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>>33364479
Oh, I forgot to add this image.

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I used to think incest and lesbians were disgusting until Lusamine/Gladion and Lusamine/Cynthia. Kill me.

>>33364238
but anon, lusamine being menopausic is a good thing, because it means no more obnoxious kids from her.

Oh, c'mon, her thighs are T H I C C and her kinda selfish and sadistic behaviour makes her even more hot. Also:
>two shit kids
kill them
>no tits
I'll give you that
>no ass
Not at all, some sprites show decent amount of thickness
>used goods
...and?
>loose vagina
sex doesn't make vaginas to loose
>menopausic
good think, so you couldn't get her pregnant ans, thus, have sex everytime without worries
>if you eat her you're gonna taste beanman's old loads
not if you clean her

>>33364405
Loose from the kids not the sex. They have to sew that shit up a lot of the time. Tell me it's not looser after needing to be sewed up. Never fucked a chick with kids.

>>33364428
VIRGIN
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>>33364973
It goes back to normal after a month. It's elastic, you know? That's just a myth that it becomes flabby and loose.

>>33364973
>they have to sew that shit up a lot of the time
Thanks for confirming you were an obese baby.

>>33364238
I'm gay as fuck and I want her hubby

>>33364973
>They have to sew that shit up a lot of the time
How fucking retarded are y...
>Never fucked a chick with kids
Never mind, that makes sense.

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>>33364405
>not eating pussy

>>33364238
Wow never really realized she looks like she could die in childbirth. What a fucking stick.

>>33364973
You have never seen a vagina, have you

>>33364238
Sexy legs and feet.

And I love her hair.

>>33364405
>liking used goods
hey anon if I cum on lusamine's mouth I will let you kiss her haha
what a numale

>>33364238
>if you eat her you're gonna taste beanman's old loads
i doubt that's the case. SHe's had to have showers since she last fucked her husband before he disappeared into the ultra wormhole. You do know that a shower will wash away the spunk and any taste it may have had, right? Thr pussy doesn't absorb it.

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>>33365996
>Thr pussy doesn't absorb it.
>this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegony_(pregnancy)

>>33364238
Doesn't menopause start at 50?

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>>33366109
>August Weismann, on the other hand, had expressed doubts about the theory earlier and it fell out of scientific favor in the 1890s. A series of experiments by James Cossar Ewart in Scotland and other researchers in Germany and Brazil failed to find any evidence of the phenomenon. Also, the statistician Karl Pearson pointed out that, if telegony was true, later children of the same couple should increasingly resemble their father, which is not the case.[12]

maybe try actually reading the articles you link next time.

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>>33366141
>telegony is false
yes, anon, good boy. that's exactly what (((they))) want you to believe anyway

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>>33364238
>no tits
>no ass
Yes, and?

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>>33366167
You sound like you wear tin foil hats. You can believe in conspiracy theories all you like, but I'm gonna trust scientists over some random crackhead on the internet,

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>>33366191
>I'm gonna trust scientists
except that believing in scientists for them being scientists isn't scientific you dumb nigger
if that's your argument I prefer to believe in my boy schopenhauer over a numale with a biology degree, women are lesser creatures and it just makes sense that they body absorbs the liquid of a greater being

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>>33366206
>dumb nigger
>women are lesser creatures
Oh so you're not just a retard who'll believe any conspiracy theory he reads online, but a misogynistic racist clinging desperately to anything that supports his bias, even if it's been disproved over 100 years ago.

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>>33366223
science wasn't made to prove your politically correct mindset, you know

>>33366239
Nor does it exist to prove white men are superior to other races and sexes.
It is nothing more or less than a tool humans use to try and figure out how things work.

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I don't care whichever of the two of you is correct. I just want to see more Haruhi pics

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>>33366257
science was created by my WHITE MEN ancestors, science doesn't need to prove that white men are the best because its mere existence already proves it

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>>33366259
try starting a thread on /a/
/vp/ is not the place to dump your waifu pics unless the waifu in question is actually from Pokemon.

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>>33366206
>>33366239
>>33366267

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>>33366284
I like Nagato too

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>>33366267
since you used wikipedia as a source earlier, I too shall use it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_science#Early_cultures
tl/dr: Egyptians were figuring out astronomy and medicine one thousand years before the greeks began learning how to cure illnesses.

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>>33366284
I don't care about your feelings, yukifag
nobody does because you don't have them

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Bean man is awesome.
I want to fug Lusamine so that Bean man's awesomeness will flow into me too

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>>33366298
>he thinks the egyptians were black
(You)
>>33366294
>kissanime
kyssyourself

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>>33366327
>he thinks Egyptians were white
they used some pretty dark skin tones in their art. Even if they weren't "black" Egypt is still in the middle east, which people origination from the middle east are not considered "caucasian" in this day and age.

>>33366327
i just grabbed the image from google i didnt even notice the watermark

>>33364924
>lesbien
>disgusting
pick one

>>33366346
they obviously aren't white, that's why their civilization failed
>>33366356
that's okay I guess

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>>33366368
forgot pic ;-;

>>33366368
so we're agreed that Egyptians aren't white. therefore them figuring out astronomy and medicine before the Greeks did disproves your theory that white folk invited science.

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>>33364238
Her legs and her behavior, m8

>>33366206
there is nothing masculine about this

>>33366167
The only way telogony is even remotely true is that your mother can absorb some of the genetic material of their children meaning the next kid up might end up with a few of the preceding children's cells chimera'd into them.

>>33364512
you also forgot to add the image where he says he had to believe that in order to get through it all, even he doesn't know if it's that. It's just the best thing he can believe.

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She is the only Pokegirl I fap to. This must tell you something.

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Perfect everything.

>>33365879
Not post children.

why is most of her porn so bad?

>>33366963
Because the game has been out for less than a year. the regular artists put up a few things and left because they just did something of her. You also have to remember that there are plenty of other pokegirls that people have to make porn of instead. Just give it time and wait for lonely fucks with money to start paying the porn artists to put stuff out

>>33364924
>no gladio/lillie

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>>33364492

You act like you don't want some. C'mon man, be honest with yourself.

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>>33369465
>the imprint of her sole in her right shoe

>>33369477
oops I didn't notice that her legs are crossed
left shoe then

>two shit kids
Wrong
>no tits
Not a problem, faggot.
>no ass
Wrong.
>used goods
We dont' know that, In Vitro is a thing.
>loose vagina
Just for giving birth, at the moment.
>menopausic
That thing never existed in 2D girls.
>if you eat her you're gonna taste beanman's old loads
Above.

Why are /vp/ kids such giantic FAGGOTS?

>>33364973
>Never fucked a chick with kids

But I fuck my wife every night, kid. Why do you propose something so stupid? Your dad stop fucking your mom, or what?

>>33369465

Welp, I'm converted. guess I'ma footfag now

>>33369500

It's nice that you're able to wank off so much, but don't start calling your hand your wife.

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>>33364238
I can't believe everyone forgot that she's rich and the head of a fucking giant Company

>>33369485
purityfags and shitposters

>>33364238
>lists all that pointless stuff
>asks why people waifu lusamine
The fact that she's a character from kid's game wasn't enough.

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>>33369448

>>33366167
You have to back anon

Why is Lusamine waifu material?
welp, is 11/10 crazy mommy material; no need to say anything else

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>>33366443
old hag, plz

>white """"women""""
Lmao

>>33369588
Just like tumblr kiddies.

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>>33364428
C H U C K
H
U
C
K

>>33364405
Virgin detected

>>33366206
Holy fuck, you're dumb. Do you have any idea how hostile a vagina is to microbes? It attacks foreign cells as a defense, because a flesh hole like that would be overcome by infection soon after birth. Just like saliva, there are anti bacterial properties in the vagina as well.

>>33366845
>She is the only Pokegirl I fap to. This must tell you something.
That you have shit taste

>>33366346
>He doesn't know

https://www.nature.com/news/mummy-dna-unravels-ancient-egyptians-ancestry-1.22069

>The study, published on 30 May in Nature Communications1, includes data from 90 mummies buried between 1380 bc, during Egypt’s New Kingdom, and ad 425, in the Roman era. The findings show that the mummies’ closest kin were ancient farmers from a region that includes present-day Israel and Jordan. Modern Egyptians, by contrast, have inherited more of their DNA from central Africans.

>Both types of genomic material showed that ancient Egyptians shared little DNA with modern sub-Saharan Africans. Instead, their closest relatives were people living during the Neolithic and Bronze ages in an area known as the Levant. Strikingly, the mummies were more closely related to ancient Europeans and Anatolians than to modern Egyptians.

BTFO

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>>33364238
>no tits
>no ass

there's nothing wrong with that, tho

pic related is an example of a female at her physical prime

>>33364488
Juat noticed. Her boots always been the black prism necrozma like model?

>>33373925
>nothing wrong with a woman having a lack of their most important sexual parts
Get your testosterone checked

>>33364238
>Anyone wanting to put your dick in crazy

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I fell in love the moment I first saw her!

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Explain her hair!

>>33373925
>no tits
>literally has (small) tits

>>33373925
Anon, are you sure youre straight

>>33364457
>so you came
y-yes I did

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>you will never taste Lusamine's sweet nectar and feel it run down your chin while you eat her pussy like a starving and dehydrated nigger eating a watermelon

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>>33375639
>you eat her pussy like a starving and dehydrated nigger eating a watermelon

this caught me off guard

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big mommy

Lusamine has style.

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>>33364238
>no tits
>no ass
Unnecessary extra fat

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>rich
>knows what she wants
>erotic body
>best hair ever created

I wonder if they'll actually have Lusamine after regaining her sanity, actually still be apart of what little story remains, I felt cheated that she passed out and that was it, all we got was second hand information from Wicke, Like, finally settle if Lusamine is mentally okay again or if she'll reunite with beanman, what kinda

>>33376851
Somehow I want to take care of a mentally ill Lusmanine.