/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

it's alive

>>33363638
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

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>>33363656
Osha: We're finally home! Yesss. Oh, looks like everyone else got back already too.

>Your teammates completed explorations have netted you a total of 847g, 2 Orange Gems, 1 Flyinium Z, and 1 reviver seed, all of which has been deposited into the bank

>What would you like to do? 2, 4, 9 decides

Take your time and explore, the next chapter isn't ready just yet

>>33363725
Say hi to Eva and ask how that potion course went. Maybe ask her if she has anything she can brew us right now.

>>33363725
"Buenos dias Osha"
Slap otter ass

>>33363741
re

>>33363752
re

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>>33363752
>>33363766
>"hi, hi, hi, hi!!!"

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>>33363869
Osha: Dammit, Ron.

Shaymin: Alright, well it looks like you guys are back to your usual home life. We're gonna head back to the forest then and try and think of what to do next.

>>33363869
>no sombrero and stache on Ron
okay

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>>33363881
Spiritomb: Sup, losers

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>>33363893
Literally pic related

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>>33363893
rare unedited footage of Spiritomb

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>>33363893
Osha: How was school, Eva?

Eva: Eh, I thought there'd be more cool blood and guts stuff to alchemy, but it's basically just throwing stuff together and magicking them and stuff. But hey, if it can help the team, I'll make this stuff for us. Btw, keep an eye out for gems. Alchemy uses a lot of em.

Osha: Gotcha. I think we found a couple already. So what can you make?

Eva: I've got a handful of recipes from the school. Check em here, compare with inventory and stuff: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit#gid=174344590

Eva: If there's anything you want to make, lemme know.

>3, 7, 8 next

>>33363932
Brew us some Red B- Brew of the Scarlet Bovine, Shrinking Potion, and Small Health Potion. In case we don't have enough components for all three, the first items mentioned take priority.

>>33363932
Make bottled misery, give as gift to treecko

Oh boy we are alive again

>>33363932
Minor charm potion to force the otter to sex us
It ain't /vpmd/ if we aren't trying to get the otter to sex us

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>>33363957
>You have Eva craft you a Scarlet Bovine, Shrinking potion, and Small health Potion (consuming a heal seed and a pecha berry, b/c when are you gonna use those)

>0, 4, 9 next

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>>33363932
Ask that silveon to get something on the bottom shelf.

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>>33364032
that is our adopted CHILD GET OUT

>>33364044
Remember all those times in like, the last 3 chapters we tried to fuck her?

>>33364030
Go see what Buddy and Missile are up to.

>>33364044
>>33364055
Wasted dubs

>>33364044
In case you haven't noticed yet, we clearly have no standards or scruples. She's fair game.

>>33364055
shush

>>33364065
reroll

>>33364030
>Reversing Mirror
Is this Shaolin Showdown?
Make more S.Health Potions. Now there's a use for all those useless Plain Seeds.
And get some Concentrated Sadness of Tortured Soul from Spiritomb

>>33364030
Engage in Nibbles' meaningful conversation
A mute suicidal robot
A retard
And a mute frog

Also leave mantyke and pupitar somewhere

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>>33363638
OP, what took you so long? We missed you.

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>>33364099
>Actually, it looks like they're playing Cards Against Pokemonity. You plop down the snoozing Pupitar from your bag to join them and set up a fish tank in the back for Mantyke. They'll chill around here for now, but if you want to take them with you, don't forget to stow them again!

>2, 5, 7 next

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Oh yeah, for those who missed it, OP made another .webm in the vein of the other "Previously..." extras. Check it out.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jr25cvm0u5yo9u2/vpmd.webm?dl=0

>>33364160
in a similar vein*
fug

>>33364160
>>33364166
in a similar bein*

>>33364113
It was just supposed to be a week break after chapter 4, but last week was busy, including some visiting relatives. Glad to be back! And to hear that people were looking forward to more c:

>>33364176
OP, you have a picture of your shelve(s) when your pokemon aren't in use? You have a sizable collection?

>>33364170
in a similar bean*

>>33364156
Get everyone together and recruit them for a house party.

>>33364176
It's good to see that you are still doing okay.

>>33364201
Reroll since no one is rolling for anything.

>>33364201
Since this is the only command anyone rolled for, do this

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>>33364178
I WISH I had shelf space for all these figures. I'm sure it's some cardinal collector's sin for scuffing them all up in these baskets like this

>>33364236
...somehow that makes this cuter.

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>>33364236
>mfw I have baskets like that
>mfw I have socks like that
>mfw I was VPMD the whole time

>>33364236
>op's foot

>>33364236
Impressive

>>33364236
>gold toe socks
You're a cool guy, OP.

>>33364236
>sorting them in buckets by gen
Nice.

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>>33364201
>Everyone seems pretty chill at the moment, probably a good thing to let everyone rest a bit after their adventures. Maybe you'd like to go out and check out the city a bit? Or stick around and talk to more teammates if you'd rather.

>3, 7, 8 next

>>33364285
Go to the city and visit Xatu.

>>33364236
Is it possible to amass a collection like this nowadays or are gens 1-6 impossible to get?

>>33364285
rolling to do >>33364065

>>33364285
Take Woomy with us. She seems lonely standing there by herself.

>>33364297
a lot of them are almost impossible to get, but there's usually a lot of people selling old ones on ebay. Managed to fill in some lost gen 1 figures with that. Gen 3 might be the rarest overall set, so expect them to be both very scarce and very expensive

>>33364285

>>33364299 This and then this >>33364296, but when we leave act like we are getting a heart attack to see if anyone cares

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>>33364299
Buddy: Hi Mr. Ron, Mr. Osha! I hope your mission went well!

Osha: Could've been worse. How was school for you guys? You learned Nature and Missile learned Diplomacy, right?

Missile: Yup! Now my barking is the most convincing barking! We'll make lots of new teammates in no time!

Osha: Whatcha up to now?

Buddy: I was showing Missile these arcade games, Pok-man and Mudbray Kong.

Missile: I'mma take Buddy's high scores! It should be easy for a top Growlithe like me!

>2, 5, 9 next

>>33364236
OP, are these supposed to be sorted by generation? If so, Espurr isn't from Unova,
silly

>>33364392
whoops
nice catch

>>33364387
Go visit xatu

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>>33364415
Natu: This is... Ron and... Tasha?

Osha: Osha. Hello Xatu, who's this?

Xatu: This is my niece, Natu. Since the future-telling has gone a bit wonky, I decided to call her in and combine our powers. She's quite the Natu-ral! Hohoho.

Osha: ... okay then. So, can you predict anything?

Xatu: Hmm...
Natu: Hmm...

Xatu: Osha, do you desire some... companionship?

Osha: What! N-no! I mean... not right now anyway. There's more important stuff going on. Not that I'm not flattered, though-

Natu: No, that's not what we meant. But if you want the path forward, consider: perhaps an otter would find some happiness in the attentions of a Seal... or two...

Osha: Vague. Thanks. Any more details?

Xatu: Nah.

Osha: How bout moves then?

Xatu: Moves available for Ron:
>Heat Crash
>Superpower
>Fire Blast
>Gyro Ball

If you'd like to learn any of these, simply declare the move you'd like to forget in their place.

>2, 6, 8

>>33364543
Replace Flamethrower with Fire Blast. Accuracy and PP hasn't really come into play so it seems like a good choice.

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>>33364543
>Seal... or two...
OP what are you doing

>>33364558
I'll do accuracy for <100% acc moves.
If I remember

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>>33364558
>You swap out Flamethrower for Fire Blast while Osha learns Night Slash

>1, 4, 8 next

>>33364608
We can't have any seal stealing on our otter. Very kindly point out that Seaking to the otter's attention.

>>33364608
Start a chat with Cyndaquil and ask where his team went.

>>33364628
>overwrote >>33364618
Fug, I didn't mean to. Can we do both?

>>33364618
>>33364628
>>33364638
all these 8s, do them all

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>>33364638
>>33364628
>>33364618
the 8's got it

Osha: Nice catch, Ron! That'll be great for dinner tonight. Hey, Cyndaquil! You looked pretty lost in thought there. How's it going? Where'd the rest of Team Happy Eyes go?

Cyndaquil: O-oh, it's you guys. Um, they had to go off on a... secret mission somewhere. Um... sorry guys, but I have to be somewhere soon. I'll see you around.

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>>33364695
Osha: Huh. He was acting pretty weird. You know, come to think of it, weren't team Muddy Vines acting a little off too? And I think they mentioned Nubbs being off on a secret mission as well. Wonder if something's up...?

>1, 3, 7

>>33364695
I wonder if this has anything to do with Nubbs disappearing. Ehhhh, maybe it's just a coincidence.

its been two months since i've been on these threads. i last was at the landorus part. what happened

>>33364705
Let's try to tail him and see where he goes

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>>33364705
Interrogate the Cyndaquil. Find out what he's hiding.

>>33364718
We reached the top of the tower and discovered Jirachi chilling inside a shoddily made wishing well. Then 50% Zygarde ambushed us and we had a sick boss fight. After that, there was a full chapter of us climbing a mountain filled with legendaries in order to interrogate Yveltal for what they knew. We met a Celebi and they let us travel to the past to make passage easier, and we also uncovered a Diancie in a pokeball.

>>33364718
we tried to fuck the otter to no success

>>33364744
thanks

>>33364754
Also, there was the start of a threesome with Osha, Ron, and Palkia.

>>33364705
Follow him at a safe distance also get a pipe and call osha Doctor Wotterson

>>33364771
Speaking of crazy things that happened, remember that time Ron abducted a Stunfisk using a white van and then killed him in a secluded area? God, I love these threads.

>>33364800
I remember all the people we have tried to fuck

>>33364817
I'm sure they all remember too.

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>>33364722
>>33364727
>You follow after Cyndaquil, but it looks like he's ducked away somewhere already. He can't have gone off too far though, can he?

>2, 6, 8

>>33364870
Luxray looks like it'd have the best view of the crossroad, ask it where Cyndaquil went

one more then we'll end for the night. Sorry it was a slow thread, I had all of nothing set up for tonight

>>33364870
Yes he can, give up and go eat ice cream while telling your team what a failure you are

>>33364880
This.

>>33364880
re

>>33364870
Go ask lux family and metang how are they and if they have seen Cyndaquil near or noticed something strange in other exploration teams

>>33364881
s'cool, I appreciate that you went and made a thread tonight anyway instead of holding it off

>>33363638
You make me wish I had collected these when I was a kid so I could play with them with internet friends too.

>>33364951
Not too late to start collecting them if you're interested, probably.

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>>33364899
>>33364880
Shinx: Team Regicide! We owe you guys some thanks!

Luxio: Our dad's been off so long, we thought he got lost, and having to tend the shop, we could never go out and search for him ourselves.

Luxray: If not for you, I think I'd still be trapped in that cage. As thanks, team regicide can enjoy 20% off all stock from our shop from now on.

Osha: Thanks guys! I'm really glad we could help you out. Um, just an aside, did you by any chance see a Cyndaquil go by in the past couple minutes?

Luxray: Oh, the Team Happy Eyes one? Yeah, he just went past. Up the center road to your right there. Dunno where he was headed, but he looked pretty distressed. Barely said a word to anyone.

Osha: Hm. You must get a lot of exploration teams coming by. Any others acting weird lately?

Luxio: Hm, a while back I think I saw Turtwig acting like that too. He went the same way up the center road, but that was a while ago now, so who knows if it's related.

Osha: Hmm. This is getting a bit odd now... well thanks for the info.

Shops tonight or next thread?

>>33364968
shops while more people are here than at the start of a thread

>>33364968
>pokemans disappearing left and right again
Dammit, I knew leaving Melonhead on her own was a bad idea.
shops now would be nice

>>33364968
If you're not too tired then shops.

>>33364968
Lets see them goodies

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>>33364968
Osha: Well, while we're here, what do you have for sale today?

Shinx: Check it out. Just a heads up, since so many exploration teams have started up, health and revive items are starting to become scarce. Not just at our shop, but in dungeons and the wild too. Best stock up on what you can.

Oran(3) 4g
Pecha 4g
Reviver Seed (1) 12g
Blast Seed 5g
Warp Seed 5g
Rare Candy 56g
Pidove 16g
Joy Seed+ 160g
Ghost Bomb 20g
Curse Ring 24g
Turret 200g
Firium Z: 400g

>1, 4, 8

>>33365059
Orans, recover, ghost bomb and pidove

>>33365059
Firium Z, Reviver Seed, all Orans, Blast Seed, and a Pidove.

>>33365072
Fuck meant reviver, not recover

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>>33365059
I swear Pidove better be the mastermind behind all of this or so help me

>>33365059
Buy the Orans, the Reviver Seed, the Blast Seed, the Rare Candy, the Joy Seed+, the Ghost Bomb, the Firium Z, and the Pidove. Rip our wallet.

>>33365059
Reviver Seed
Pidove (Priority)
Curse Ring
Firium Z

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>>33365108
>You spend 452g to purchase these items

Osha: Let's check what Metag has for sale as well.

Metang: PlEaSe ChEcK mY wArEs:
Reflect Scarf 50g
Blk Apricorn 20g
Brwn Apricorn 20g
Amulet Coin 75g
HUEG Bag 500g
Metal Coat 100g
Fire Stone 20g
Thunder Stone 20g
King's Rock 100g
Item Auto-Fix 50g

Metang: If ThErE iS aNyThInG yOu'D lIkE, lEt Me KnOw WiTh A

>2, 4, Or, 8

>>33365159
Well, there goes any chance of us buying the HUEG Bag. Let's buy the Reflect Scarf, the Amulet Coin, the King's Rock, and the Metal Coat.

>>33365159
Buy a fire stone and eat it in front of growlithe

>>33365176
you have about 1000g in the bank, dont forget

>>33365159
Amulet coin and HUEG bag
Also molest blobbos

>>33365159
Hueg bag and Metal Coat

>>33365195
Oh, I didn't realize. I was just going off of the inventory money.

>>33365176
Rerolling this, but we run to the bank and back with 500 more g to get HUEG

>>33365159
Amulet Coin, HUEG bag, and Item Auto-Fix
Never know when we'll need to abuse Beats or Curse Ring

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>>33365188
>You purchase a fire stone (despite already having one in the bank (seriously, check your goddamn bank)) with the intent of eating it next time you're in front of growlithe.

If you want to pruchase anything else, you can do so at any time while you're in Risellan.

TO BE CONTINUED

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>>33365271
So, OP. Where the figures you showed earlier your entire collection? Which generation is the most complete? Are there any more figurines you're missing that you would like to have? Why won't the otter love us? Finally, are traps TRULY gay?

>>33365271
Sleep tight Blobbi

>>33365271
Dammit. We're going to just have to shop for more items first thing next thread then.
Thanks for the thread OP.

I wonder if Treecko knows anything about all the explorers disappearing? We should go see him.

>>33365283
>are traps TRULY gay?
If you have to ask, it's because you already know they are.

>>33365271
Glad you're back OP, was missing these threads.

>>33364160
This was fantastic, by the way

>>33365283
>Where the figures you showed earlier your entire collection?
Minus the ones I have out for vpmd, yes.

>Which generation is the most complete?
Gens 1 and 2 are 100% represented. Starting with gen 3 they did only a portion of each gen, with each successive gen having less and less. Gen 6 had maybe only a couple dozen?

>Are there any more figurines you're missing that you would like to have?
As far as Takaratomy Moncolle series goes, (I think) I have all of them. Most other series aren't as good, but if there's decent quality ones of pokemon not represented in moncolle, I'd like to get some of those.

>Why won't the otter love us?
Because a lot of Ron's early interactions with Osha were nonconsentual advances and at least one direct attempt at rape, off the top of my head. Also maybe he's just not gay! He's allowed not to be.

>Finally, are traps TRULY gay?
See, I'd say no since they're feminine, but then I guess in that case why not just go with a girl? If you're male and the presence of a penis is arousing, then that's gotta be at least a *little* gay.

>>33364160
I don't get the lycanroc dusk joke
Also what's the Japanese at the end say?
I guess I'm out of the loop on it but what's with the always leaving Meloetta out joke?

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>>33365471
>Also maybe he's just not gay! He's allowed not to be.
I refuse to believe this.

>>33365555
The Lycanroc-Dusk joke is about /vp/ getting butt-blasted about the new form reveal

And the other mythicals got to join in our party and help fight in the last chapter, but Meloetta was the only one we left out.

>>33365471
>He's allowed not to be.
Wrong.

>>33365555
>I don't get the lycanroc dusk joke
ICU in a hospital stands for Intensive Care Unit, Osha is standing outside the IBHU for Intensive Butt-hurt unit (since Ron shoved an entire treasure chest up his ass) but also was housing all the people who were that upset over the duskanroc reveal.

>Also what's the Japanese at the end say?
It's a reference to an anime series called Shokugeki no Soma, a cooking manga/anime, famous for displaying people's reactions to foods as almost literal foodgasm, with clothes exploding off them and very sexual shit happening(played for laughs) (there's tentacle rape within the first like 2 minutes of the first episode in fact). The japanese logo at the end is modified to say Shokugeki no Otter

>I guess I'm out of the loop on it but what's with the always leaving Meloetta out joke?
Sometime between chapters 2 and 3 I was trying to bang out some dialogue really quick and I honestly and truly forgot what Meloetta's name was, subbing in 'whosits' for her instead. The thread took that to mean she wasn't that important and then ran with the joke. She even later wound up being excluded from a lot.

>>33365568
>>33365587
-_-