OK, guys. Serious question. How did Mew become so obese? Who

>>33361123
me

>>33361123
The better question is how can we make him lose that weight?

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>>33361123
>boy
>gave birth to mewtwo

>>33361149
You don't need to be a girl to give birth

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>>33361158
Alien doesn't count, silly.

>>33361158
Why are there so many tumblrSJWs on this board?

>>33361149
There are many Mew between all the timelines

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>>33361158
Did you sleep through Sex Ed? Or are you just underage?

>>33361248
>doesn't know about trans people
>claims others are underaged

>>33361258
>gender is a social construct
>you can be born the wrong gender
Take your bullshit identity politics back to Tumblr.

fat mew best mew

>>33361329
*pikachu

>>33361158
You still need to be female. Gender and sex are two different things.

>>33361258
I really wish ppl like you went out more, so that regular folk can beat the living fuck outta you for believing this shit

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>>33361373
Kekers

"Gender identity" doesn't affect anything except which pants you can wear in public.

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>>33361258
Sexual orientation =/= Gender

FUCKING TUMBLR

>>33361439
my sexual orientation AND gender is attack helicopter

>>33361123
I really, really, really like this image

>>33361258
Fuck off Tumblr.

>>33361158
Well, humans do. Some animals don't and we don't know how Mew reproduces but given that the vast majority of Pokemon need male-female pairs to reproduce you can make that assumption.

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>>33361373
>obvious bait
>"LE TUMBLR GET OUT MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE XDDDD"

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>>33364123
>quotes the only person that doesn't directly reeeee at tumblr

>>33364145
I want to hump her bulge

>>33364145
Holy shit muh dic.

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>>33361123
*Burp!*

>>33364448
he is FAT

>>33364448
Leave

>>33361123
It was impregnated by Giovanni

Test.

The tumblr bogeyman is even funnier than reddit

>>33365006
fuck off reddit tumblr bara waifufag underage xD

>>33364448
That art style seems familiar...
Is that by 9puzzle?

STOP CALLING MY WIFE FAT! SHE IS PREGNANT WITH OUR CHILD!