You're at the club having a good time when all of a sudden this mouse comes into careless contact with you're Indian Elephant. What do you do?
>>33358038
Impregnate it
>>33358038
use Max Revive
>>33358038
Reset the game, that's why I saved before I entered the club.
Feed it pancakes
>>33358038
>you're Indian Elephant
Wait, I'm the Indian Elephant? I'm so confused about how this scenario occurred.
Leave the club with him and let him do as he wishes
>>33358038
remind him who's the mascot
>>33358038
Remind that It's not mouse.
It's a mouse pocket monster.
Exit the game on FireRed and reload on LeafGreen
>>33358038
Kidnap the mouse and keep heror himas my pet
>>33358038
Enjoy the mouse stimulating my trunk, so I squirt Mayonnaise all over adult Red's hot sweaty smelly naked perfect muscled handsome body and feet
>>33358181
It's just shorthand, Richard. You can call a Mouse Pokémon a Mouse and everyone knows what you mean, just like with Bird Pokémon (I seem to recall characters referring to them as birds in the past. I'm sure you have a screenshot to refute or confirm this?)