>Play USUM >Go towards that Rockruff showed in the trailer

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>>33346309
>play USUM
>go to the giant purple portal
>it's blocked by a sign
>"The DP Remake Project has started!"

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>Play USUM
>go to the title screen
>Press A
>"The Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon Project has started!"

>>33346309
Wtf?

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>Play USUUMO
>go to the starter area
>Kukui says
"The starter project has started!

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>>33346309
"the battle frontier project is finished!"
>but these guys are here
>finish 1st gym
>but these guys are still here
>post-elite 4
>but these guys are still here

>>33346385
>USUUMO
what's the extra U for?

>>33346420
You need to unlock the Battle Frontier project by finishing the new Dream World minigames on their website, but it's under construction so it says "The Dream World project has started!" in the login page.

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>>33346309

>>33348115
Maybe, Ultra SUn and Ultra MOon? He es retarded. It is USUM

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>Get on 4chan
>click on /vp/
>The 4chan /vp/ project has started!

>>33348854
I think it's a jab at the retards that call it SuMo

>>33346370
>turn on 3DS
>select USUM icon
>error message pops up
>"Error: The Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon Project has started. Please press A to close."

>>33348115
ultra sun und ultra moon

>>33346309
>turn on 3DS
>select USUM icon
>error message pops up
>"Error: The Kanto pandering project gas started. Please press A to pay respect."

Why post Masuda when Ohmori is the director?

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>step in tall grass
>"The wild pokemon encounter project has started!"

>beat the e4 in usum
>check pokedex
>all pokemon have their dex numbers display as "the national dex project has started"

>try to make a shitpost
>enter in a captcha
>The reCAPTCHA Project has started!

>Ready to end life after endless maze of starting projects
>Note taped to drawer with rope
>"The suicide project has started!"

>die
>go to hell
>the gates of hell are closed with a note on them
>"The afterlife project has started!"

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>Wake up
>There is nothing
>I am nothing
>We are nothing
>Nothing
>Time does not flow
>Sit still among the nothingness, as I am too nothing.
>A solidary signpost comes into view among the boundless nothingness
>I do not approach the signpost, and the signpost does not approach me, yet I feel closer to the signpost than I was before
>("Before, of course, being a metaphorical term, as the mortal interpretation of time is non-existent in this perpetual realm of nothingness)
>I can make out words on the signpost
>"The Existence Project has started!"
>MFW

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>>33346309
>Introduce more Alolan forms.


:(

>>33348115
the free (You)

>>33351554
>hate alolan forms
>The Faggot Project has started!

>>33350167
You made it worse

>>33348854
Actually, it's U-S/M

>step in grass
>wild wingull appears
>"The route variety program has started!"

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>Play Ultra SUMO
>Go to huge southern cloud
>It's the unedited ORAS frontier island, except they grew a Battle Tree on it

>get to go to Kanto in USUM through a time travel plot
>it's just a giant placeholder 1000x1000 grass and rocky field with nothing in it except random Pokemon
>little sign in the middle
>"The Kanto project has started!"

>>33352083
A-at least it'd be open world like people want, r-right?

>go to "thing"
>le "thing" project has started!
XD top lol

>>33350288

It was Masuda's decision to skip the Frontier.

>the Thread Reply project has started

>>33352252
Go away Masuda