This family is SO cool, that they're all Dark/Dragon, and

>>33315519
I want to impregnate them

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>>33315519
Just as this. it's just a flying bird then a drugen.

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>>33315532
hydreigon is not for lewd!

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>>33315519
>dark/dragon

>>33315541
Well it's a wyvern, not typical European dragon. Plus it evolves from a bat.

The logic is that wyverns don't have six limbs, so they basically end up looking like giant scaly bats. That ombined with the fact that the wings make up such a large part of its body ratio means it makes sense for them to be Flying first.

>>33315519
>there are only three pokemon that excel at flying

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>>33315532
hydra is a boy anon

>>33315576
nah you're just gay

>>33315519
Zweilous a cute

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>>33315570
>wings make up such a large part of its body ratio
And this?

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>>33315584
that doesn't prove me wrong anon

Hydreigon is CUTE

>>33315571
Flying has a weird history. They refused for over a decade to let there be any pokémon that have it as a primary type, and they went through hoops to keep it that way.

>>33315593
>ywn sit on his plump lap and stroke his small heads
why even live

>>33315589
>And this?
That is a cloud that dragons.

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>>33315593
but this does

>>33315589
Simple. It's a cloud that dragons.

>>33315589
this, >>33315598

That's what I mean by "going through hoops". Swablu and Altaria clearly should have been Flying primary. They're cloud birds. And it's fairly rare for the primary type of a pokémon to change when it evolves, unless it's a crossgen evolution, meaning that it wasn't planned in advance.

Some mons from before Gen V should have been pure Flying or primary Flying, but they were being weird and stubborn back then.

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>>33315596
>tfw can't watch it go insane with happiness over treats you feed it

why live

I'm confused. Why does it matter which type comes first? Is there something I'm not understanding here?

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>wanting to fuck a three-headed monster dragon that tries to murderfuck the shit out of anything that moves
Nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan.

>>33315668
But anon, what if I want to be murderfucked?

>>33315668
>going out having the wildest sex of your life
sounds good to me

>>33315666
The Type order typically has something to do with the mon; A-Marowak is Fire/Ghost while Chanderule is Ghost/Fire, for example.

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>>33315708
>>33315715
You must be very, very, very extreme masochists. Why not fuck a fairy instead?

>>33315549
>Hydreigon used Flash Cannon!

>>33315666
It matters conceptually, not in gameplay.

Bug types, Dragon types, Rock types, and Steel types usually have that as their primary type, because they LITERALLY ARE those things, so they're 'primarily' those things.

They make them secondary types when appropriate. Like how Dragalge isn't literally a dragon, sea horses are just nicknamed "water dragons" in Asia. Plus they wanted to emphasize how poisonous it is, so Poison is the primary type.

With Hydreigon, it clearly IS a dragon, but that type is secondary because it's just really, really evil. I know I sound like I'm crazy but whoever is in charge of finalizing the pokémon types clearly does so deliberately. You can guess a pokémon's primary type 90% of the time just by looking at it.

>>33315727
Lele's dick is too big

>>33315666
When you think of Gengar, do you think of poison type or ghost type first? Gengar is a ghost, but it's also poisonous. Or all the Fire/Fighting starters. They're Fire pokemon that can also fight really well with their fists and feet.

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:^)

>>33315743
so big it doesn't exist

>>33315769
Just because Pokemon doesn't show it doesn't mean it isn't there, silly

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>>33315779

>>33315668
>someone calls something cute
>obviously they want to fuck it

Pervert.

>>33315791
>he didn't even read these posts
>>33315532
>>33315593
>>33315708
>>33315715

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>>33315532
Three heads
Two vagànias

>>33315819
All after the fact.

>>33315835
but >>33315532 is the first post in the thread

>>33315835
>2 before the lele post

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>>33315743
>i want to get murderfucked by a dragon
>no i don't want to fuck lele its dick is too big

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>>33315519

This family is SO Cool, that they're Flying/Dragon, and not Dragon/Flying. It says "I'm such a completely winged monster that I'm Flying-type first, even though I'm literally a wyvern."

>>33315858
yes

>>33315884
You mock, but that doesn't work because, as previously established, Noivern makes sense as primary Flying.

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>>33315895
Your loss and your funeral, pal.

>>33315829
Maybe more

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>>33315519
I genuinely adore pic related more though.

Does Hydreigon give good hugs?

>>33316271
It'd probably give very friendly, warm hugs that squeeze you a little bit, but then it would try to spook you by licking your back with its puppet heads

>>33316283
And then it would eat you.

>>33316324
I'm okay with that

>>33316324
I'm not okay with that