My wife, Mawile, and I just had our first eggs (twins!!). Please

>>33308866
How does it feel that you're so degenerate that you make up a relationship in your mind, and you're such a fat, pathetic fuck-up in real life?

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>you'll never fertilize Mawile's eggs

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>>33308866

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>>33308885
It's not made up, I have wedding pictures and everything.

>>33308866
Weirdo.

>>33308928
But Rotom, you don't have hands OR knees.

>>33308866
Wait until the government takes your hybrid kids away.

>>33308885
>tfw degenerate enough to desire having vivid fantasies about being in a relationship with a pokemon but not degenerate or imaginative enough to actually develop proper fantasies
>tfw internet isn't good enough for recaptcha

>>33308866
Congratulations!

>>33308906
Post the full pic.

>>33308866
You can't impregnate Pokemon. It's not even fundamentally possible as only organisms can only have offspring by asexual reproduction or fertilization with other members of it species. This principle of life and evolution is how we separate species and why pitbulls are still the same species as a black lab despite looking drastically different.

>>33310799
>You can't impregnate Pokemon.
Find one (1) official statement from gamefreak in which they outright state humans cannot impregnate pokemon.
I'll wait.

>>33310906
On the opposite end, give me an official statement that says that Pokémon and humans can at least bang.

Wait, they did. Sinnoh's degenerates married Pokémon according to the original Japanese text.

GF are degenerates and furries.

>>33310799
OP clearly said that he, his wife, and Mawile had the eggs. Mawile must've just been there for moral support.

>>33310962
I see furfags bring this up constantly, stop treating a book of myths as some sort of pokefucking word of God.
Also
>implying marriage = sex

>>33310799
>You can't impregnate Pokemon
Someone's a quitter.

this whole thread is degenerate and why /vp/ is a containment board

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Your life is too fucked.
I'm sorry.
I can't save you now

>>33311034
But it's all we have anon.

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>>33308866
>>33308935
bro