I don't doubt they knew exactly what they were doing when

she was a cool idea, but, aside from the obvious bait, her ability is trash, since she's supposed to be a sweeper.

Toxapex gets Corrosion, Salazzle gets merciless.

Make sense?

>>33305544
Should I go to game stop and get a salazzle code?

>>33306551
Yes honestly

>>33306705
A free 'mon is a free 'mon, id say pick up something at GameStop or a shop nearby it while you are at it though, just so you can say you didn't drive out of the house just for a virtual monster.

>>33306958
>caring
employees don't give a shit anon, they're already glad they don't have to explain why fifa on PS3 doesn't work on the PS4 again

>>33306985
It's not for the employees...
its to soothe my low self esteem and seem more diginified as a human being

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>>33305544
Isn't this a dumb e-celeb?

Am I missing something? This is a furshit thread, not an eceleb thread.

>>33307008
Wow stop posting anytime you turboautist this thread was fine until you shit it up.

E-celeb containment board when?

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Honestly one of my favorite gen 7 lines, even if she's shit competitively.

I hear if you say E-celeb three times fast, one might appear!

>>33307016
It's just one anon pissing on the thread because the OP image vaugely referenced some streamer or something.

>>33307028
at least she's good in RU

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>>33307016
>vinesauce
>not e-celeb

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>>33306983
>>33306996
>>33307008
>>33307011
here are your (You)s

>>33307028
She does decently with a timid nature, although they are especially a pain to breed because of how rare females are.

@faggot
nobody even mentioned any e-celeb until you brought it up.
fuck off

>>33307040
litwho

>>33307058
The picture includes/mentions an e-celeb

>>33307038
I don't play Smogon's meta, or Showdown at all. Nothing against people who do, but I generally stick to official competitions.

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>>33307154
Who
Fucking
Cares

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i want to repost and spam this image until i get banned forever.

>>33307303
Well salazzle is shit there so whatever

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>>33305544

Why a Salazzle event? Is there something unique about the one they are distributing?

>>33309273
Yeah

>>33305544
>her

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>>33309345
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sm/758.shtml
>Gender Ratio
>Female: 100%

>>33309360
Male Salazzle haven't been found, but they still exist. Trust me, my uncle works at Game Freak.

>>33309360
It's still a Pokémon not an human, so "it" is the only correct pronoun.

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>>33309388
>actually LMAO
Okay, all cynicism aside, you sir got a good gig going with that there shitpost, seriously. +1 Internets to you!

>>33306551
honestly, i think it should get a sp. atk buff, i feel like i CANT kill ANYTHING with that special attack, even if it was modest. It's already squishy enough than it is on the defensive side

>>33306996
>>33306983
>>33307008
/v/ is cancer. Look, I appreciate trying to keep e-celebs out of things for the better but anon did start the thread with an image of a pokemon with the intent to start a thread of it rather than Vinny or non-pokemon shit.
You guys are just twats overreacting over nothing.
>>33308739
Right.

>>33309138
Why ban? Its fucking cute.

>>33310128
Why does this picture make me feel funny?

>>33310208
It's cursed. You're cursed. The only way to cure your curse is to reply to this post.

>>33310219
Why?

>>33310230
To cure your curse, of course. You have successfully cured your curse.

>>33310208
Not feminine enough for me.

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>tfw the very first shiny I caught was a female Salandit
Honestly, shiny Salazzle is gorgeous as fuck.

>>33310334
same, the face/head is drawn weird.

>>33310407
Fuck you and your luck. I want a shiny fuglizzy but that gender ratio scares me. Nice post though. Please post more salazzle images as my folder begs for more.

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>>33310424
It wasn't super hard, it was just long and tedious. Here's how I did it:

1) Raise a Sylveon. They come with Cute Charm by default, and of all the Pokemon with it, they're the most likely to be male. Mine was level 50 when I did the chain.
2) Have a Pokemon to False Swipe the Salandits and neutralize the shiny. Most people use Decidueye. I use Absol, because it can learn both False Swipe and Thunder Wave, and also because I just like Absol better.
3) Grow some berries. You will need Leppa, Sitrus, and Pecha. Also some Rawst, just in case.
4) Start with Sylveon in the lead, and run around until you find a Salandit. Switch to your False Swipe mon, swipe, then switch back to Sylveon. Use the Adrenaline Orb, and just keep knocking out Salandits.

Every now and then, you'll have to switch out to your False Swipe mon to swipe again, just to keep the chain going. As long as Sylveon is on the field, you'll have a 2/3 chance of seeing a female Salandit over a male. You'll unfortunately miss out on some egg moves (Belch, Fake Out, Knock Off, Sand Attack, and Snatch) and the nature is going to be a gamble, but this is the most reliable way to get a shiny Salazzle. Mine is Rash.

>>33310510
Tempting seeing as most of her egg moves are useless to me. Fake Out and Knock Off are damn good moves to have but I never use them on my sets for her.
Depending on my patience I should really try this. Finger crossed and dicks out for a timid one. And I like absol more to.

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>>33310542
Wishing you all the best, Anon.
Also, if you want a team option, she works wonders with Zoroark. They both learn Nasty Plot and Flamethrower, plus a Timid or Jolly Zoroark can match Salazzle's base speed. Also, Zoroark is immune to Psychic, one of Salazzle's weaknesses.

>>33310555
Nice trips. Fantastic idea since I do like both.

>>33310128
>that red shirt
What is it about girls in oversized T-shirts and nothing else that gets me so worked up?

I fucking hate threads like these where everyone's a furfag but you can't report any of the posts because they're all technically sfw

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>>33311406
cry me a river

Salandit is cuter than Salazzle.

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>>33311406
>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE
It takes less than a second to hide the thread.

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>>33311806
Yes.

>>33306996
>Vinny is not there
Carry on postin' guys

>Not long after sun+moon were released there's a gaming convention at my university
>Lots of people playing the pokemans
>Spot one guy raising his team
>See he's got a LV 45 Salandit
>"God, what level does this thing evolve at?"
>It was male
I had to break the truth to him. He was beyond miffed

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Hatched this guy yesterday while breeding, wasn't shiny hunting just trying to get a timid. Unfortunately he's male.

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Some people complain that Salazzle ruined the thief theme of the line.
I don't see how, she's obviously based on a stereotypical cat burgler

>>33313721
I could easily imagine her sneaking into a museum or something to steal priceless jewelry.

>>33313721
I didn't even notice Salandit had a bandit/thief theme until seeing it in Salazzle desu

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>>33312476
Vinny's too beautiful to be put on such a list.

>>33311866
Furfags are a cancer
You don't want to just ignore a tumor

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>>33314220
>opinions
The existence of furfags isn't inherently harmful to you or this board. Stop being so triggered.

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>>33313682
I had to hatch like 8 of those.
It was totally worth it If you know what I mean

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>>33311806
They're both cute.

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We /sl/ again?

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Caught this little cutie yesterday :3
Not sure to evolve her, or wait and transfer her to USM

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>>33314964
I kind of want to SOS a shiny male Salandit for shits and giggles, watch me accidentally get a female.

>>33314964
Don't see why you can't evolve her now, you can transfer her anytime you want once the game is out >>33315042

>>33313682
I hope you name the female one breeki

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>>33314964
I say go ahead and evolve her now. I doubt there will be anything about USUM that would warrant waiting to evolve her.

>>33314964
Fuck

>>33311117
Cute.

>>33310128
Salazzle is a fucking cute

>>33317599
THICC

>>33317599
Oh heavens

>>33306705
free focus sash.

>>33315145
under rated post

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>>33309360
I laughed way to hard at this.

I wish Corrosion allowed Salazzle to also burn Fire types.

>>33318744
This is porn isn't it?

>>33320436
yes.

>>33310542
Wait just one moment anon, you can make the nature less of a gamble with a synchronize Abra. The nature doesn't matter because there's a strange property with Synchronize while chaining. Basically you have to start with Abra in the lead then swap to your cute charm mon, the stranger you initially encounter will have a high chance of having the nature of the Abra but for some reason while chaining Synchronize still works on chained mons but the nature is affected by the mon you have on the field so if you switch from say a Bold Abra to a Timid Sylveon then any Mons that appear in the chain will have high chance of Timid while Sylveon is out, this works so long as you started the battle with your synchronize Mon so if you want to help your chances of getting a proper battle ready shiny Salazzle you'll need a bit of prep but it will be worth it. Just make sure your false swiper and cute charm Mon have your desired nature.

>>33320655
*salandit you initially encounter

Apologies not at home

>>33320655
Actually, Synchronize works the other way around.
If you start out with a Timid Pokemon and then switch to a Synchronizer with any other nature, Synchronize will work with that first nature.

>>33320693
Fuck really? You're saying I got lucky with my wild shiny Adamant Bewear

>>33321486
Damn, dude. Good job.