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Come up with 10 of your favorite Pokemon? Got em? Good. Now

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Come up with 10 of your favorite Pokemon? Got em? Good.

Now remove all the ones that you've fantasized as a waifu/husbando or want to have an rather intimate relationship. How many are left?

>tfw at least 1/2 of mines are now removed
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10 left
You sick bastard
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>>33302975
none of them are left
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>>33302975
7/10 and I'm glad I have a love for sci-fi instead of waifuism
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>>33302975
10 you autist
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>>33302979
>>33302988
leave
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>>33302975
9 when only taking into account the first condition, none of them otherwise.
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>tfw 10
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>>33302990
>furries still think they own this board
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>>33302975
1. Charizard

2. Typhlosion

3. Blaziken


4. Infernape


5. Emboar

6. Delphox


7. Incineroar


8. Mew

9. Celebi

10. Victini
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>>33302975
>0 left
Well, at least I already knew I was degenerate scum.
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9/10 and 9/10. They're different Pokemon.
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>>33302975
8 left

Whoa
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>>33302975
none left
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>>33302975
10
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>>33302975
10
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10 you sick fuck
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>>33302979
>>33302988
>>33302995
>>33303386
>>33303981
>>33303984
why are you even on this board?
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>>33302975
9 left
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8 are left.
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10. Please seek help, you autistic spectrum
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>>33302975
10. if you have less than 7 remaining you should be deeply ashamed of your self
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>>33302975
>Registeel remains
>Shuckle remains
>Aegislash remains
>Arceus remains
>Sigilyph remains

>Volcarona does not remain
>Tapu Fini does not remain
>Espeon does not remain
>Umbreon does not remain
>Unown does not remain
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>>33304162
>Unown as a waifu/husbando
a-anon?
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>>33304162
>Unown
I get off to some weird shit, and even I don't see myself getting off to unown, you are going to have to explain
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>>33304169
>>33304176
>Living tattoo, can literally stick to you and pleasure you secretly in private
>Can control vibrations (see the Alph radio frequency)
>Some of the designs (notably Unown-A and Unown-G) are cute as fuck
>Likely willing to form a harem with others of its kind
I could go on and on. Unown has been one of my favorite Pokemon since GSC came out, and the only one consistently up there all that time. I love everything about it, except how it plays in the game.
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>>33304185
and I thought nothing on /vp/ could take me off guard anymore
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>>33304185
I want to shove an exclamation mark unown up my ass now
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>>33302975
Isn't being best friends a rather intimate relationship?
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>>33304162
>unown as a buttplug
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>>33304185
>unown a and g are cute as fuck
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>>33304185
>A and G are cute as fuck
Good taste, anon. How do you feel about M and S?
Also I ran out of Pokémon.
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>>33302975
That's hardly fair, I've fantasized about having intimate relationships with every single Pokémon.
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1. Scizor remains
2. Typhlosion remains
3. Crobat remains
4. Tyranitar remains
5. Porygon2 remains
6. Umbreon remains
7. Aggron remains
8. Metagross remains
9. Cloyster remains
10. Arcanine remains
you fucking degenerate
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>>33302975
10
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>>33304185
>>33305323

>not recognizing F as superior waifu
I mean look at >her, >she basically has the figure of a loli with >her hair in a bun, holding >her hands behind >her back

also 8,5/10
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>>33305733
garbage taste
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>>33302975
10
kys if it's still not 10
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1. typhlosion remains
2. darkrai remains
3. glaceon doesn't
4. cryogonal remains
5. entei remains
6. ho-oh remains
7. hydreigon remains
8. hitmonlee remains
9. heracross remains
10. chandelure remains
sick fucks
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>>33305780
scizor is the coolest pokemon, prove me wrong
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>>33304580
but you can't fug your friends
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>>33305772
F is a fucking toucan you fucking degenerate scum
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>>33302975
Bayleef was literally my first pokefap, she was always my favorite, so no
Pelipper remains
Drampa remains
Decidueye is out
Ampharos is out
Crobat remains
Mamoswine remains
Volcarona remains
Slowking remains
Mimikyu remains
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>>33305878

I could agree with E being a seagull or K being a fish, but come on.

V and B at least have holes of the right size
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>>33305869
>What are friends with benefits
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>>33302975
MAGNETON
A
G
N
E
T
O
N
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>>33302975
All ten of mine remain, because I don't play Pokémon to fantasize about fucking anthropomorphized animals -- I play it to raise cool monsters.

You filthy degenerates are why this last gen was nothing but fucking waifubait, arent you?
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>>33302975
I'm not a degenerate furry so i still have 10.
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>>33305861
scizor is the best waifu
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>>33306564
if you don't want to fuck your pokemon, you aren't a true fan of the series
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Literally just one has to leave and that's a hard maybe.

I would fuck plenty of Pokemon, but I don't waifu them. I'm not a slut. But sometimes you just want to fuck the tree.
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>>33306564
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>>33306564
waifubait pokemon are much less fuckable desu
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>>33302975
1. Lilligant would fuck her in every position possible
2. Gardevoir would do
3. Gallade more of a friend like Pikachu is to Ash
4. Latias is like a little sister so no
5. Tsareena calling her mommy in bed
6. Galvantula remains
7. Ferrothorn remains
8. Greninja remains
9. Talonflame remains
10. Lurantis would do
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>>33306573
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>>33304185
unown C is the cutest, fighte me
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>>33303051
>7. Incineroar
Fucking cancer, please leave /vp/ right now.
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>>33306582
What kind of bizarro universe are you living in where NOT wanting to fuck Pokémon makes you a neckbeard?
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>>33307445
this one
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I'm probably one of the few /vp/ users who isn't a furfag, all ten stay for me.
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>>33303051
>firefags
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>>33306573
this
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>>33302975
>mfw zero
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>>33302975
>Cinccino
>Gallade
>Clefable
>Roserade
>Feraligatr
>Snorlax
>Tyrantrum
>Charizard
>Tyranitar
>Excadrill
>9/10
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10 left
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>>33302975
10 left
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Porygon-Z not remains
Lucario not remains
Klinklang remains
Guzzlord remains
Serperior not remains
Thundurus remains
Flygon not remains
Rerirock remains
Buzzwole remains
Chatot remains

6 left
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3 left
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>>33302975
The only one left is Metagross.
Even Chandelure didn't stay since I saw a tf with it once.
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>>33306581

I bet you really got wood thinking about it.
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>>33306581
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>>33302975
Remove Milotic and Celesteela
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Furfags should be gassed.
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>>33314022
>he doesn't want a relationship with Porygon-Z
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>>33304185
https://glurytheunown.deviantart.com/
Is this you?
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>>33314043
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPP*
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>>33302975
10 left
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>>33314085
Everyday I think I've seen it all when it comes to autism, then something comes along and reminds me that it never ends.
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>>33314085
>it has an x anus in every picture
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>>33302975
Only 5 left.

I could only come up with five.
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>>33314085
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Eigth left. Only because of porn though, don't want them as waifus.
Mawile and Roserade
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>>33305810
Holy shit taste Batman
>Typhlosion as number one
That's even worse
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>>33302975
All of them are left. Furries deserve to die.
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9.
>not having your single solitary choice in first
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10 left because I'm not a disgusting faggot that jacks off to a children's game.
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>>33314353
>Not wanting to fuck your pokemon
What are you gay?
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10 left.

Who the hell finds Pokemon sexually attractive anyways? What went wrong with them and their upbringing?

Pokemon are for platonic friendships and/or competitive partnerships ONLY.

Weirdos.
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>>33314418
Here, you're the "weirdo."
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>>33314418
>not wanting to strengthen the bond between you and your partners
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>>33302975
>Feraligatr
>Heracross
>Archeops
>Golurk
>Swampert
>Venusaur
>Dodrio
>Fug
>Deoxys
>Lugia
I wouldn't fuck any of them.
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>>33302975
>Tyranitar
>Mega Aerodactyl
>Hydreigon
>Greninja
>Mamoswine
>Azumarill
>Primal Groudon
>Sord'n'Bord
>Feraligatr
>#1 Seed
10 left.
>>33303985
Because I don't lewd my favorites. There are hundreds of other Pokemon for that.
>>33314109
From what I've seen on Pixiv, it gets worse.
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Jolteon
Scizor
East Sea Gastrodon
Arcanine
Mimikyu
Mantine
Zygarde
Lugia
Porygon2
Lycanroc Midday
10/10 I'm not that degenerate.
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>>33314085
what.
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>>33304185
Nani
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>>33314464
>>33315046
absolute garbage taste
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>>33302975
all 10 are left because I am not a degenerate.
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>>33315152
>poster count didn't rise
nani?
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>>33302975
>Primarina
>Aipom
>Beedrill
>Leavanny
>Dwebble
>Wimpod
>Klefki
>Magneton
>Froakie
>Lileep
10/10 left because I only think of pokemon as friends and pets
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>>33315186
inb4
>he doesn't want to fuck [insert ironic choice]
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>>33302975
All 10.

You need help, OP. Jesus is there for you, you just need to let Him into your life.
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>>33315431
>>>/v/
>>>/pol/
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>>33315186

>Primarina

I admire your restraint.
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