Are y'all ready for the GREATEST EVENT EVER! Oh my god I'm

>>33299154
Finally a regular ass Salazzle that anyone who has a pokemon game can get.

>>33299160
how i get salazzle in super mario 64

>>33299154
It better not be fucking male. [I wouldn't want to miss out on Salazzle dick./spoiler]

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>>33299154
I like salazzle and I like having whatever mons I can gt in cherish balls. Sucks that it doesn't have an event move or something, but it's not really a big deal.

>>33299154
People. This Salazzle has a very rare egg move, Fake Out.

These are the steps you must take to replicate this Salazzle:

- Obtain a female Salandit, which is hard unless you use a male Cute Charm Pokemon.

- Obtain a male Squirtle or Scraggy with Fake Out, which entails either of the following:

1) Breed them with Fake Out in that game and then transfer them over to Gen VII, or

2) Transfer female Squirtle or Scraggy from a prior game to Gen VII, and then breed them with a male Fake Out partner to get the requisite male Squirtle/Scraggy with Fake Out.

For both steps I recommend transferring a female Scraggy over and then breeding them with a male Alolan Persian or Meowth to get Fake Out. The other parents are not available in game. (Squirtle can only obtain Fake Out from Lombre or Ludicolo.)

3) Breed the female Salandit with the male Squirtle or Scraggy with Fake Out, and pray to the RNG gods that you get your female Salandit with Fake Out.

4) Train Salandit up to Level 33 to evolve it.

This event saves you from all of these steps.

>>33299179
First I have to tell you a little something about parallel dimensions.

>>33299292
>People. This Salazzle has a very rare egg move, Fake Out.
Why would you put fake out on salazzle?

>>33299154
>>33299292
just inject lol

>>33299313
This Pokemon is meant to be used for Doubles. Fake Out is a decent move there.

>>33299333
For players who are unable or refuse to inject, this is the simplest way to acquire Fake Out Salazzle.

>>33299292

>Transferring old Pokémon is hard
>not having a living dex on call from Pokémon bank already

>>33299333
yeah fucking hell. those steps would take you fucking hours just to get a simple breeding move on a pokemon.

>>33299344
Not everybody has transfer or bank.

Not everybody will have male Fake Out Squirtle or Scraggy to transfer over.

>>33299313
VGC.

>>33299154
> Free battle ready Pokemon

I'll take it.

>>33299624
>playing VGC
cancer

>>33299641
> playing smogon autismo ladder

cancer

>>33299641
>>33299736
>playing any form of competitive pokemon
cancer

>>33299641
>>33299736
>>33299781
>playing pokemon
cancer

>>33299154
Wait, do I actually have to talk to the Gamestop clerk for this? I can't just stand outside the building, connect via wi-fi, and just take my Salazzle?

...

Okay.

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>>33299781
/vp in a nutshell basically

>>33299343
>>33299624
Yeah, because weak chip damage without STAB and Salazzle having a piss-poor attack stat is totally going to do something.

>>33300002
Found the retard.

legendary events were a mistake.

>>33299154
Ok, so the last time we got an event like this it was for Lycanroc which got a new form in USUM, what if there will be a new form for Salazzle

That was the first time I've been into a gamestop in years. It's like 70% merch now. I got a mimikyu plush and the guy gave me two Salazzle download cards. Hope they both work on one game.

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>>33299308
fuck you, you lied to me

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>>33299154