WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

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It's probably for the retarded kids who can't catch a female Salandit.

>>33298903
It's a promo for the TCG set Burning Shadows.

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Does she even get anything special?

>>33298923

>she

>>33298923
No

>>33298894
but why?

>>33298925
anon...

>>33298894
>RU
>Ready for Battle!
>Wooper use Mud Slap!

>>33298923
fake out

>>33298972
>everyone is a smogon autist
I don't think so.

>>33298972
It could see use in VGC with fake out support.

>>33298894
he's just a promo mon
also collectable

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>>33300360
>he

>>33298894
it gets worse

>have to pick up code in gamestop
>shit movepool
>no good ivs

i soft reset about 30 times and the best i got was a perfect iv in defense

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>We will never get more events giving new moves to shit Pokemon
Was Sludge Bomb Zoroark the last event like that?

>>33300461
Why would anyone go to gamestop for this shit
>h-hi could i please have a salazzle c-code
>yeah sure thing pervert, here's your sex lizard

>>33298923
No

Ignore the promotional poster calling it Dazzling Salazzle

>>33298894
Oh hey. There's nothing special about this event.
It doesn't get any new moves to save it from being garbage, it's not shiny, and it doesn't even have perfect 6IVs. But hey, at least you have Fake Out, which is a move Salazzle can learn as an egg move (although it is extremely complicated), and it's not even all that good because of the lack of physical power Salazzle has. You also have a free Focus Sash, which is nice I guess.

>>33300513

I want an Event Bewear with Extreme Speed and Fly based on anime Bewear

They've been doing loads of anime tie-ins lately, so why not

>tfw no shy sex lizard

FFS. Just take your free mon and be happy, people.

>How can I help you?
>Hi, can I get the Sun & Moon event card?
>Sure, here you go.
>Thank you, sir. Have a good day.
>You too.

It's not hard.

>>33300545
>(although it is extremely complicated)
Squirtle may be a little out there, but who the fuck doesn't have a Scrafty with Fake Out to breed it onto it easily?

>>33300659
When they did it wrong and fucked us in the process? How about no.

Marshadow also made it's debut in this set. THAT should have been when we got.

The upcoming competition is specifically in honor of it being a thing and there is no excuse for not having made it available to everyone outside Japan in time for it with this set.

Ash Hat Pikachu still exists for the movie later in the year so that is not an acceptable excuse.

>>33298923
>no poison gas
she's shit

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>>33300513
Yeah, what do we get now? Happy Hour and Hold Hands? God forbid we get another cool event like Zap Cannon Squirtle.

>>33298923
Salazzle has a very difficult to acquire egg move, Fake Out. Can only be bred on it from Squirtle or Scraggy, who also have Fake Out as an egg move.

In Squirtle's case, it can only pass down Fake Out if you breed a male Lombre/Ludicolo with a female Squirtle/Wartortle/Blastoise.

In Scraggy's case, it's not as hard since it is in the Field group and there are plenty of cat Pokemon that know Fake Out.

But you still need PokeTransfer or some lucky fellow on GTS to give you the Fake Out Squirtle/Scraggy.

Even if you do breed, there's only a 12.5% chance that you will get a female Salandit.

It might be a little mundane but you skip out on some steps.

>>33298925
Salazzle is female only

>>33300529
desu i wanted to see how it was and we were already heading to gamestop so a friend could buy a switch game or some shit

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>>33298894

>Get your Salazzle plush and code from gamestop from a Plumeria cosplayer.

How to increase sales with one easy trick.

>>33298925
salazze is %100 female.

>>33300529
>Not going in so often that they know you by name and ask if you want free stuff before you leave.

pleb

>>33298913
the funny thing is that salazzle is in the set because it doesn't fit anywhere else, salandit isn't even in the set kek

>>33300737
how the fuck does squirtle use zap cannon though

>>33301690
very carefully

>was just at gamestop buying UMVC to prep for the new game

God damnit

>>33301703
thank you.. i learned something new today

>>33298923
>Does she even get anything special?

Us.

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>>33301724
>Buying nu-Marvel crap

I want to drink Salazzle's corrosive pee.

>>33300596
That lizard is anything but shy.

>>33301690
Probably from its literal cannons

>>33301884
That's certainly one way to draino yourself. Please, we encourage it. Go out doing what you love, emphasis on the out bit.

>>33300752
>very difficult to acquire
Git gud

>>33301884
Have fun having your obituary say: "Died to drinking lizard piss"
Bloody fruit shop owner

>>33300752
>Difficult
>Not owning all the games
Since when is chain breeding difficult?
What are you, underage? there is no reason to not own the rest of the games and import the ones you need, I bet none of your pokemon have a national ribbon.

>>33302849
>>Not owning all the games
More like not paying for the bank. A lot of players don't even know it exists with how poorly they promote it.

>>33302947
And now they are giving people reason not to bother by trickling in egg moves instead of actual new even moves. So smart, GF.