>Mascot for a chain in Alola >not found in the wild Why

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>Sun and Moon version
>Guy looking for one

I hoped that they'd at least get meaningful buffs.

>Liking a shitty fairy type
You played yourself op.

>>33271518
I love Slurpuff his my bro mon. I mean he's a desert and a dog what's not to love?

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>Poke bowls are the current food fad
>based in hawaii
>food of the gen is a pastry

>>33271511
>hau's personality is literally malasadas
>can't be found in a malasada shop
Why would they play with my emotions like this

>>33271518
>not liking fairy cakes and fairy floss

>>33271518
t. salty dragoncuck

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>>33271522
>Pokemon based off the most retarded and inbred dog breeds.
t. Hipster.
>>33271536
I'm an adult and sweets aren't my thing.
>>33271544
First off, I like clefable, and a couple other fairy types.
Second, fairy's didn't stop dragons from being played online. At all. In fact I've seen more of a decline in dark-types.
Thirdly, any dragon type could tear this garbage compactor a new anus any century.

>>33271511
they didn't even put in solrock and lunatone, did they?

>>33271569
>I'm an adult and sweets aren't my thing
>But Pokemon is cool xD

>>33271569
>not using Belly Drum Unburden Slurpuff

>>33271583
Rated E for everyone, kiddo. Sweets will ruin your teeth. And I'm floating without dental care right now.
>>33271585
Hi Versify.

This thread has improved my opinion on slurpuff a great deal
It really is a great pokemon

>>33271595
But anon it's Smogon Approved√™©®

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>>33271611
>BL2.
It's a good joke.

Slurpuff is dopey and jiggles when he attacks. He's not the best but I love him. You might be asking yourself, "gee is this anon really that gay for Slurpuff." Yes yes I am

>>33271620
>not using Slurpuff anyway

Trust no one, not even this anon or this anon's anon

There's also Seel statues on the roofs of the houses in Malie City, yet no where to be found in the wild.
Maybe it's forshadowing of new Alolan forms?

>>33271690
Or maybe, it's just like how goods and buildings in some parts of the world feature animals nowhere to be found in that part of the world.

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>>33271688
>Doesn't use shitmon
>Guies don trust dis guy
Wow, really made me think.

>>33271526
Malasadas are arguably just as famous.

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>>33271511
>Mascot for a British automobile brand
>not found in the wild in Britain
Why would they play with my emotions like this?

its an overseas chain that makes a bastardized version of local food. like if taco bell opened in mexico

>>33271946
It's basically like Panda Express (although the creator was Chinese-American).

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>hula grass-skirt pokemon used to promote hawaiian themed region
>said pokemon and its family cannot be actually found in said region

>>33271511
People are interested in shit that isn't indigenous to where they live. Why you think almost everyone that sees the player's mom's non-Alolan Meowth they wig out over it?

>>33271511
Apple doesn't sell apples either. Terrible, I know.

>>33271702
your dumb ass can't even spell ransom right

>>33271516
At least they got an event now.

>>33271511
It'll probably be found in the wild in Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon.

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>>33271956
sorry we forgettu it's hardu to make game prease understand

>>33271511
>Lunchables has Platypus mascot
>All those cereal mascots
This isn't anything new.

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>>33271956
Lack of Bellossom is what ticked me off the most. They better at least add it to USUM.

>>33271511
It's not like America doesn't have cereal boxes with fucking jungle animals on them

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>Mascot for chain in the US
>not found in the wild

Why would they play with my emotions like this

SM's regional dex is a fucking disaster.

>>33271956

That art looks so bad.