>is the least shilled Alola starter >is the least relevant

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>>33265951
>she

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It's a mermaid. And people love mermaids, particularly fan artists.

>>33265951
Based on idols, japs have a fetish for anything feminine. Decidueye because it is simply cool because it is a archer much how Greninja was simply cool for being a ninja. And Incineroar... let's not talk about that one, we might draw it's cancerous fanbase here. It's pretty terrible any way if we're all being honest.

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>>33265956
>she

Just a good pokemon all the way through, bud
All her flaws just make her feel more authentic

Autists masturbate to it. The owl doesn't have much appeal in that regard, and the tiger is only liked by disgusting homosexuals.

All three of them are shit, anyway.

>>33265994
nice meme

>>33265994
I think these 3 are cool and better than the gen 5 and 6 starters

>>33265951
Primarina is good in competitive: good pick in UU and decent in Battle Spot

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>>33266010
Nope, only Decidueye. Look at this. Bara homosexual in a suit, nothing more to it.

>>33266020
>good pick in UU
Ah, this shit again. Just watch how it will drop in ranks and potentially to RU.

>>33266037
You don't have to like it but I like it more than delphox and emboar!

>>33266047
What's wrong with primarina in uu? Seems useful

>>33266020
>good in competitive

anon...why do you lie on the internet?

>>33266056
don't reply to falseflaggers

>>33266047
>A, possibly A+ soon
LOL

>>33266062
>implying im falseflagging
fuck off

>>33266062
You're right I should just stop replying because nobody on vp has anything to say anyways

>>33266020
Don't forget Battle Tree. I got to the top 50 pretty quickly with it, BD Kommo-o and M-Metagross.

>>33266066
Meanwhile people are asking to unrank Decidueye when it has a solid niche dismantling stall teams.

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>>33266047
>10 Primarina - 13.22040%
If anything they'll ban it from UU because it's too good, now that the competing wallbreakers Conkeldurr and M-Swampert got banned

I fucking hate every single one of you starterfags

>>33266010
>gen 5
Probably
>gen 6
Maybe

but those particular gens did not set the bar very high

>>33266122
>>33266192
stay in denial starterfags

>>33266037
is this bald lysandre

>>33265994
>All three of them are shit, anyway.

Crappy save. You can't fool us, owlfag.

>>33265977
>all the way through
That's my fetish.

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>How does she do it, /vp/?

>Take out a pot
>Put a sea lion first
>Then put a mermaid
>Followed by a Japanese singing idol
>Some hair
>Alongsite some diet pills
>A dash of "blank personality" and a bit of playfulness

>???
>Profit

>>33268670

Aw fuck, forgot the frills and the makeup, those were the big essentials.

>>33266887
No its yosemite sam gone heel

>>33268670

Don't forgot to add a dash of selkies.

>>33268822

Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me, without it, this would've sunk. Without it, it wouldn't have the "shedding" look. That's what happens when you don't bring a check list with you. I hope I haven't forgotten any other ingredient.

>>33265951
I want to fug her.

>>33265951
You answered your own inquiry in your first few maymay arrow points. If your observations are true, that probably means that Primarina is gaining popularity more naturally instead of trying waaay too hard like Shillvester and Tweety.

>>33268910
this

>>33268910
>Shillvester and Tweety

These are brilliant nicknames.

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>>33265951
>How does she do it /vp/?

Best stat distribution of all three
Does the highest damage of all three
Has the best defenses of all three

Is the only one of the three that literally smiles while serving pain and punishment.

>>33268910
>Shillvester and Tweety
>Thunderous Cricket Applause

>>33268910
Pretty much that. Singer sea lion a best.

>>33270847
fuck off sealfag