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Grimsley, our admirable, sex loving, Gambler, had found himself in a hectic situation! His wife had came home 11 hours too early. In and attempt to hide Olivia, Grimsley's rock loving sex companion, shoved her into the closet. Now Grimsley has to put on an act for his wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhfrTlFhDA4&t=20s
So what's Kyogre Jr. doing in the basement?
>>33260712
HERE WE GO
>>33260712
IT BEGINS
>I can't keep up with her, i need to withdraw Before my dick starts to bleed
Grimsley said while he was Thrusting his Love sick wife. Grimsley was simply not in the mood for round two, he had used all of his strength on olivia
Kyogre jr, Grimsley's innocent first born, let out a quiet cry. Even though this has happen to her since birth she can still not get use to this
>Kyogre jr: m...mama....da..da..
The smell of Raw fish is scaring her. she knows there is no use to cry...
BLAM!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
verlisify, The house furry, heard Kyogre's cry and responded. He slammed his body until the door cracked and dived down the basement like it was a dive spot. he grabbed Kyogre jr with his furry mouth and dragged her up
>GO.ODRA WITH RAINDANCE AND ASSULT VEST
he barked while dragging her up the stairs.
Kyogre jr, the cry baby, was finally heard by some thing.
Kyogre jr: d...danks bow wow!
she giggled while petting the dog
>Verlisify: YOU'RE CHEATING
he barked back.
Still in the closet, Olivia, the black sex machine, was trying to resist crying.
>Olivia: s..something is pouring down my legs
She was thinking to herself. She gave herself a pinch and started to bite her lower lip
resisting to make a sound
Now, /vp/ i have to warn you guys, shit is getting as graphic as geographic channel
The pain
The pain is too much for poor olivia! She let out a moan and then a groan and then another moan. she didn't care if the couple heard her, this was serious
>Olivia: oh my god, i am going to die like this!?
there is something stuck in my womb and i need to press it out
she started to press out whatever it was inside her.
>>33260855
WHAT THE FUCK
dear lord
As they heard the first moan, the couple stopped their action
>Artist wife: There is someone in the closet!
>Grimsley: it is probably Kyogre jr playing with us, ignore her and let us continue
>Artist wife: No, that is not Kyogre, this is someone bigger than her, an intruder. Wonder why Verlisify didn't report this
>>33260855
I don't like where this is going
Grimsley, behind his brave wife, started to bite his fingers as he anticipated what would happen next
His wife slowly opened the closet and SLAM!!
IT'S OLIVIA NAKED!!
The closet was full of blood and smelled like a dead tepig, Olivia's hands were covered in guts
>>33260898
NIGGER YOU CANT DO THAT
>Olivia: I said i always wanted a piece of you but not like this
In olivia's hands were a tiny baby boy wrapped in grimsley's clothes. the tiny baby giggled
>Olivia: i am sorry for the mess in your closet
>>33260917
Let's see Grimsley weasel his way out of this
IMPOSSIBLE
CONGENIAL
EXCEPTIONAL
These were all the words in Grimsley's head. He had created a copy of himself in a mere day, who knew he had this power!
What is this? Sorry for being late to the party.
So when's Nanu gonna get involved in this?
Kyogre jr: mama s hum early?
Kyogre's cute voice echoed the room.
>>33260950
>Kyogre jr:...
Kyogre saw the baby and blood on olivia. she started to shiver like a Tepig in a rainy weather
>Olivia: Don't be afraid, this is your dad nr 2
isn't he cute
Verlisify is growling in the back
>Olivia: i finally have Grimsley
>*CLICK click
>>33260992
But who was gun?
>>33260961
Thank you for the screencap
>Everyone: !?
>>33260992
>>33261023
>mina's about to delet olivia and the baby
>Artist wife: I knew this was happening to me. my beautiful husband was fucking another woman behind my back while he had a wife and a daughter.
>Grimsley: HUN, PUT DOWN THE WEAPON!
>Artist wife: How could someone like me, i spend day on Deviant art and argue one facebook. i thought i was finally happy, with you and kyogre, but this was mere an illusion
BANG!!
Grimsley's ex wife pulled the trigger.
Now, /vp/, i want you guys to guess who died here. i will continue after i am done eating this delicious box of Oreo
>>33261074
The man hiding under the bed
>>33261074
Verlisify took the bullet.
>>33261074
The baby.
>>33261115
there are two babies dipshit
>>33261074
Baby Grimsley stops the bullet with his mind.
>>33261074
Midnight Lycanroc
Ok done eating.
Verlisify, the loyal pupper to the family, Took the bullet heading for kyogre!
>Kyogre: verlisify!!!
>Verlisify: Kyogre....is...OP
outside the window, some concerned neighbors called the cops and soon the whole house is surrounded by cops
>>33261189
Now who'll call out the cheaters?
>>33261189
B-But who is gonna tell me to use Fur(r)y Cutter Venusaur, Rain Dance Assault Vest Goodra and Heavy Slam Wailord now? :(
>>33261189
rip in piss verlisify
this shit never got off of his board
>>33261189
No, Narrator is OP :^)
Grimsley and Kyogre jr both watch as Olivia and Artist ex wife are forced in the police car.
Grimsley: We should not stay in hoenn anymore, i am taking you to my home country kyogre jr
and so Grimsley forced Kyogre with him to Unova region
>>33261218
wait what about Grimsley Jr?
>>33261218
Why were they in Hoenn when 3/4 characters are from Alola?
>>33260855
>>33260898
Dear readers, from now on and further, Grimsley and kyogre jr will be living with their uncle in Unova (Because of popular demand of certain character)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhcA0RkVE-4
>Two years ago since the accident
>>33261074
Artist wife shot HERSELF out of despair!
>>33261263
OH SHIT WE'RE STILL GOING LADS
>>33261263
>???: poor animal, i can't believe you died so early
>Kyogre: Since you left us dad and uncle has been forcing me to cheat has a gym leder. i don't want to be a Gym leader, i want to be the best Rock specialist. i should leave now, farewell pupper, may you catch people cheating in the heavens
Kyogre gave the gravestone a pet and left it. She still remembers the day her mother tried to kill her and how awful it was.
>>33261302
KYOGRE JUNIOR GET REVENGE, AVENGE PUPPER
Kyogre brushed her shoes and entered her new, old, smelly house. she took off her shoes and went straight to the fridge; as always, empty.
>Grimsley: I have been yelling for you all day, how hard is it to say "yes!?"
>Kyogre: Sorry dad, i was praying
>Grimsley: Uncle wants to give you something
>Kyogre: Yes uncle... what is it now?
>Uncle southland: now...usually kids on your age has a pokemon and since you're also a Gym leader i have got you 4 to pick between
>>33261336
NANU IS HERE LADS
>>33261343
What are you talking about, that's Uncle Southland.
>>33261353
Oh yes sorry I was mistaken
>Uncle southland: Now.. *sniff* Pick between these 4 legit pokemon, Kyogre
>Kyogre: These are all HACKED! i can't use these as a first gym leader
She thought to herself
>Kyogre: But i have to pick one of these or else Southland is going to Shout me out of this land
/vp/ What should Kyogre pick?
>>33261378
go with swampert, it's the most fabulous one
>>33261378
She should ask herself, "What would Verlis do?"
>>33261378
Arceus
>>33261378
Palkia so Kyogre Jr can UNDERSTAND
>>33261378
have kyogre run away from home
>>33261378
This >>33261388
Don't pick hacked Pokémon. It's what the late Verlis would have wanted.
>>33261397
If people agree on this, yes.
Do you guys want to see Kyogre run away from home?
>>33261378
Arceus. Recreate the world as it should be.
>>33261428
Yes
>>33261428
Maybe
>>33261428
Yes
>>33261428
Yes, because she owes her life to Verlis.
>>33261432
>>33261389
>Kyogre picked Arceus
>>33261425
>>33261388
>A voice inside her barked: This is not what i want in my community.
>Kyogre: Verlis is right....this isn't worth it
>>33261458
>>33261454
>>33261447
>Kyogre: I Refuse to let them use me and others. Being a gym leader is about teaching not showing off your shiny hackedmon!
As Kyogre was screaming this, she heard a bark. it filled her with adrenaline
>Grimsley: Kyogre, please calm down, Uncle southland has farmed these for you! they are legit
Grimsley tried to grab her but she managed to avoid his grip.
>Grimsley: are you asking for the basement!? come here!
Kyogre was cornered before she noticed that the door was open
/vp/ this is her chance, her chance to run away
Kyogre didn't hesitate! She pushed Grimsley on Uncle southland and made it
SHE.MADE.IT.OUTSIDE!
>Grimsley: shit, where did she go!?
>Uncle Southland: Call the cops!
ok so, i am dead tired for now, i shall continue this some other time (if you guys want)
>>33261563
Hey if you need to sleep than sleep.
>>33261574
I am off to bed then, Good bye /vp/
>>33261563
You're doing God's work, OP.
See you next time.
>>33260733
>>33260862
>>33260911
>>33261036
>>33261205
>>33261397
>tfw shitposting entire thread
>>33261563
>tfw suggestion gets integrated into the story
thank you, OP, i'm blessed
>>33261563
Thank you for the soap opera, OP.
Gotta love these creative anons who spice up this dead board. Great job, OP.
>>33261603
Good thread op.
>>33261627
Thanks again for the caps. I'll be watching for the next one
Holy shit, this is autistic even for /vp/ standards.
NANI?!
>This style of storytelling
>This level of insanityDr.pig anon from /co/,
IS THIS YOU? WHY ARE YOU ON /VP/ AS WELL?!
>>33261627
Thanks
>>33260712
When something like this reaches a point of such ridiculousness and commitment to shit posting, it transcends shit. Tis' shit posting in its purest form. Anons like you give me a reason to live.