Let's Write a Pokémon Anime episode together, /vp/! I'll

>Pikachu had a dick!

ALAIN SHOWS UP AND BURASTO BURNO'S ASH'S ASS

Then everybody died

Then they met the ugly Barbaracle. It was so ugly that Ash lost another league in the indefinite future.

>>33247065
(Starting off strong already I see)
>Ash takes his well hung friend by the sides, and after thoughouhly looking around, he began to lick his yellow buddy's pink tip"

and then the fire nation attacked.

Then suddenly, Alan...

Revealed he and Serena got married and had a child together.

That child's name?

Albert Einstein.

Ashbert Eincunt whacked off his rodent friend while Mallow and the fat autist watched.

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AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

>>33247536
The skeleton, white as snow, mugs ash and pikachu. Ash, however, still blames 3 young and strong negros for stealing his shit

>>33248065

and everyone become so ugly they all died, the end

>>33248085
They awoken in Hell. Matsuda was here, waiting for them. Faced with their extreme ugliness, the first thing he said to them was "Why, this is perfect! I was running out of ideas for the gen 8 starters!"

>>33247089
>Pikachu then proceeded to ejaculate all over ash's face.

>>33247177
The child and Serena die in the labor.

>>33248102

and then john was a zombie

man door hand hook car door

Ten uninterrupted minutes of Bayleef crying while sniffing Ash's kanto hat and masturbating, no dialogue except for Bayleef noises.

You are all unfunny pieces of garbage

>>33248167
And Serena dies, the end.

Rotomdex jumpscare four times the legal volume limit for television. The background rapidly shuffles through a collection of nude pics for everybody who works on the anime.