>rolls up on you and slaps you on the ass >"Hop on,

Punch her in her retarded face. How dare the lesser gender touch me without permission.

10/10 would put dick in that zubat

>>33199703
Steal the bike

>*hop on*
>*grab her around her waist*
>*lean into her and smell her hair*
>*wake up from the dream and realize life is soul-crushingly lonely*

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>>33199723
>>33199745
>>33199749
how rude

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>>33199752
>"That was a fun date."
>"I'm pretty tired and don't feel like driving you home."
>"Why don't you just crash here the night and I'll give you a lift in the morning?"

>>33199703
Compliment her hat, ask her why she's tired, and then hop on.

>>33199703
I challenge you to a pokémon battle!

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>>33199785
>>33199785
>"Oh, shit. I left my Pokemon at home."
>"I guess I lose outright."
>"Oh well, I'll treat you to dinner as compensation!"

>>33199703
Wanna go for some drinks?

>>33199703
"Looks like for once I'll ride bitch".

>>33199703
"I would but there is only one seat, sorry"

>>33199703
I send out Decidueye and tell Decidueye to pierce her eyes with an arrow. Then while she's screaming from having two arrows in her broken eyes, I destroy her bike and then leave the scene while she's still screaming and crying blood from intense pain.

>>33200150
ow the edge

>>33199703
Magneto, Storm, Sentinel

>>33199703
I'd probably do weird Aspergers stuff she'd get offended by due to confusion and/or lack of understanding. She'd probably try to get out of there as quickly as possible to avoid the awkwardness and cringe.

>>33200150
>being gay and an edgelord
rough life

>>33199703
Kick her off that rad bike and take the zubat while Im at it

>>33199703
"Oh, I get to be the girl? Fantastic, just fuck my shit up, senpai."

>>33199703
Throw her off the bike, hop on her and lay there so that she cant move

do you have a helmet?

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>>33199703
>Heavy autistic breathing
>"O-okay."
>Awkwardly climb onto motorcycle
>Hesitantly wrap my arms around her waist
>sowarm.jpg
>Rest my head on her back and smell her hair

>>33199703
Tell her that she's an unemployed autistic non functioning homeless member of society and should consider suicide. Then get out of there.

>"Hop on, handsome. We're going for a ride."
>"Nope. Just you"
>pin her down and fuck her cowgirl style

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>>33199703
Push her off and insert my penis In the motorcycle

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>>33199703
sorry, my heart belongs to Team Rocket

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>*pomf*
>"What are we gonna do on the bike, Nee-chan?"

>>33200156
shouldve said "owl the edge"

>>33199703
*steals Zubat since she's clearly too tired to give chase*

>>33200664
>implying she wouldn't overpower you and start riding you

>>33200963
sounds kinda hot

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>ywn meet her and get challenged to a Pokemon battle
>ywn never trounce her, immediately provoking her interest in you
>ywn win her over with your innocent smile and charm
>ywn get bullied by her comrades only for her to stand up for you
>ywn watch as she chooses you over the gang
>ywn go on an island adventure together discovering things about yourselves
>ywn have her as a close friend and rival
>ywn settle down and eventually get married
>ywn have an adoring, loving spitfire of a wife
>ywn have beautiful wild-child babies with her

There we go, I filled my autism quota for the day

>ywn read "To Date a Skull Grunt"
Where dem Koreans at?

Give her a shiny Duskull for her birthday. She's worth it.

>>33199703
Get on, remove pants.

>>33201212
In the military

>>33201144
She'd juggle between being cool mom who doesn't want to intrude on or make her son uncool in front of his or her friends but is always there, hyperprotective, to make sure that they don't fall into a bad crowd or date bad girls or guys

>>33201489
too soon

>>33200150
t. owlfag

>"no way, fag!"

i would grab her shoulders and drag her somewhere dark in the woods

and have a good SEX

>>33204504
I doubt that would happen

She'd drag YOU into the woods and good sex you

Complete with handholding and cuddling

>ywn have a sexually aggressive skull grunt gf whose favorite hobby is sneakily groping you in public so she can watch you turn bright red and squirm out of sheer embarrassment

fug

>>33199703
[SCREECHES AUTISTICALLY]

>>33204636
Imagine what would happen if a qt girl comes over and asks if you are okay.

Imagine your skull Grunt gf's reaction

>>33204653

she turns to with a flash of the most shit-eating grin imaginable, then feigns concern, asking if her poor anon is feeling alright, while maneuvering her hands out of sight from the other girl and continuing to grope you while you stumble your way through a brief conversation consisting mostly of "I'm fine"s and "just ate something earlier that's not sitting well"s, trying desperately not to let out a squeak or moan from what she's doing to you

>>33199703
Make her asshole wink by placing a huge, fat load in her beautiful ass.

>>33200150
>Owlfags

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>>33200150

>>33199703
Call my mom to ask if it is ok, obviously.

>>33199907
Bitch, you got a Zubat right there on your fucking head.

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>this whole thread.

Why the fuck is everyone on vp so Autistic? I want all of you to line up so I can smack you all at once.

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>>33204734
I want this to happen to me.

With her whispering into my ear that she wants me so bad.

too bad sexually aggro rude tough gfs are hard to come by

>>33199703
Have sex with her if she's willing

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>>33205295
she's the one initiating and offering you a ride

i think she's more than willing

>>33205032
>Not my Zubat

>>33199749
delinquent traveling companion when

>>33199703
>Awkwardly climb on bike.
>Hesitate to wrap arms around waist.
>Awkwardly holds arms around waist.
>Try my best to make this ride as comfortable as possible.
>Hover a micro-inch to avoid actual contact.
>Tell her to not drive so fast, because it would be difficult to breathe

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>>33205654
>"Hold on tight."

>>33199703
No way fag

>Hell yeah, homie!
>hop on bike, put on sunglasses
>By the way who the fuck are you?

>>33200150
t. falseflagging barafag

>>33204636
Are you some soft of fucking pussy faggot?

>>33205188
Happens when a bunch of ERP underge faggots joins 4chan

>>33204339
Guy is legit in it due to the conscription and I heard he's never gonna make anymore. EVER.

where's the lewds or cute arts

>>33204628
any good SEX is fine with me as long as its her

>>33205798

?

because I want my girls to be more assertive, that means I'm a pussy faggot? bruh I don't know what kinda shit you on but it is WHACK as fuck, my guy.

>>33199703
K

>>33199703
Agree but only if I can buy her a helmet.
No, it's not for the bike.

>>33199703
Cool. Let's find a place to get some drinks. First round's on me.

>>33199703
Is this a kidnapping?

>>33209462
Nah, she's hitting on and flirting with you.

>>33210542
But how do I know it's me she wants and not my internal organs? How do I know she won't drug me and I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a few more scars?