In a world... where anons don't stop bitching about how awful pokemon games are...
Where furfags and waifufags rule the board...
In a world where gamefreak has stopped giving a fuck...
One game will stand out...
and that game is
Pokemon Academy Life!
Pokemon academy life is a fan made pokemon life simulator directed by VisualJae and made by a bunch of other autists. It follows (you) as the main character, Red, as you go through a special pokemon academy!
And today, I thought to myself, "I'm not really in pain right now, and I don't deserve to not be in pain. How can I remedy this?" Then, I remembered: "Oh, Pokemon Academy Life!"
So, today, we are going to be playing it together! Part 2 here we come!
>>33182817
Is this the Cringe thread?
>>33182817
Well, shit, we're already in the thread and I fucked up. Anyway, rules and shit go here:
Rules: Occasionally, I'll ask for what to do for a specific scenario. Much like /vpmd/, I will ask for a number and whichever anon gets that number first will have their action performed.
When we last left off, we, Masudrampa, were leaving the Kanto region, our mom, and are Pikachu (ofc) Chad behind to go to the magical academy of dating simulation.
Remind me again, why do I play this?
>>33182823
Of sorts: we cringe as I play this game
>>33182817
>tfw bubble does jackshit to my charmander
the battle system is still very shit
>>33182817
Alright, so our mom held us up because she was comforting Chad, but we're on our way to Inspiration city.
Fuck, they didn't even try with the names
>>33182840
>orre
>implying anyone would want to visit the shithole that is orre
>>33182840
>city folk
So, apparently Red is a redneck.
Also, they used the fucking ORAS latias/os for the plane.
Need I say anymore?
>>33182849
We interrupt this game to bring you a game-sponsored jerk off of our fan region.
>>33182855
It took us 10 fucking hours to make it here.
>>33182861
Alright, we're in the city and we immediately get lost. We didn't even get the fucking location of the school or anything: we were such a lazy fuck that we decided "Nah, we'll be good if we just make it over there. It's not like we actually have to find the actual school that we're going to first."
>>33182873
So, we're looking for a bus and we hear a familiar voice.
I fucking knew it.
>>33182817
You forgot to link to the previous thread >>33177753
I FUCKING KNEW IT
AND HOLY SHIT WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM
>>33182884
Thanks, mate. I'll get this down eventually.
>>33182880
>the text in the Black Friday sign's reflection isn't flipped
some quality art there
>>33182890
Forgot the fucking pictureLet's just say it was tactical and I was doing it to build suspense.
>>33182898
Um, excuse me Gary, but you need to watch your language. This is a no-swearing thread, guy. Please refrain from swearing again.
>>33182906
So, our character is bitching about his rival and points out something we all were thinking.
Also is gay
I should probably make numbered filenames for those. I have a feeling I'm gonna be calling a lot of things gay
>>33182917
FINALLY, something you can roll for. We had a suggestion last thread for Ronthat got dubs, but let's ignore that and take suggestions because /vpmd/ is probably already gonna sue me for copyright infringement.
Last two digits being a multiple of 7 gets to name him
Oh I remember this
Is Leaf still member of yakuza?
>>33182945
Idk haven't gotten there yet
>>33182934
DICKS.
>>33182934
Cockmunch
>>33182934
????
>>33182934
Ronaldo
>>33182934
Douchebag
>>33182934
Verlisify
Still none.
For those of you missing a couple braincells, that's:
07, 14, 21, 28, 35, 42, 49, 56, 63, 70, 77, 84, 91, and 98.
>>33182994
Or just... repeatings
>>33182934
DICKS
>>33182999
Like those repeatings? Rolling to name him Buttmunch
>>33182999
>Trips
His name is now Or just... repeatings
>>33182994
BoyNextDoor
>>33182954
Rerolling for this.
>>33182999
Btw rerolling is allowed.
>>33183007
>Or just... repeatings
Well OP. This is it. A bit too long, but just take what you can get.
>>33183017
My rolls don't- fuck it, let's name him vsauce.
>>33183029
Even if you don't want to count your own >>33183007
ends in a multiple of 7
Got tired of waiting, combined last thread's get with DICKS because mandatory
>>33183042
It was too long. All I could fit was Or just... repea
>>33183054
He's asking what are we doing here.
I'm asking myself the same question.
The answer is the filename
>>33183059
>gets his ass kicked throughout the game
>>33183067
UM. WHAT.
Who the fuck is this
>>33183070
So, apparently, we have to talk to the DeviantArt BDSM pokemon OC.
Fuckin pushy ass bitch too.
>>33183080
>no option to shoot her for looking like a deviantart oc
>no option to shoot myself for having to talk to this deviantart oc
0/10 shit game
>>33183099
Yes, let's fight. To the death.
I hope I lose
Kobukan region confirmed
>>33183111
Yes, we don't get to see a pokemon trainer every day.
We live under a fucking rock.
>>33183118
New epic newfag meme confirmed
>>33183125
Oh look, it's a condescending new york girl.
where is the gameplay
where are the choices
>>33183132
OH MY FUCKING GOD WILL YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADYHow many people are here? This game is pretty draining and I wanna know I'm not wasting my sanity to an empty thread
>>33183140
She gave us a fucking rage candy bar to make up for threatening to fight us.
Yeah, sure, I forgive ya.
>>33183140
I'm here. Keep it up, I'm curious as to what this """game""" has to offerbut I don't want to play it myself
>>33183140
>11 IPs
Yeah there's not many people here. and we're probably waiting for this >>33183137
>>33183149
No.
No!
NO!
THE MORE I LOOK AT THIS PICTURE THE MORE I CRINGE.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>33183140
There are about 10 posters, but I don't think that's the amount who actually watches the thread. Some people just prefer reading and not participating, ya know?
>>33183174
Alright, here we go. We got here.
I'll skip the condescending students and shit and just pic right when we get to a new room.
>>33183174
I dunno, Taco Bellsprout and Burger Kingler are kind of funny.
Are there sex scenes in this?
>>33183174
>Not Abracombee
They done messed up.
>>33183190
Filename
>>33183208
If there were, do you think I'd be complaining as much as I am?
>>33183214
Well, it's not the pokemon collector class, but this dude looks pedo enough.
>>33183225
I smell an important decision coming up!
>>33183231
Alright, so, we had a run in with Ron's DICKS, he berated us a bit, but now, an important decision:
WHO'S GONNA BE OUR ROOMATE?! OMG THIS IS SO IMPORTAAANNNT XDXDXDXD LOL CHOOSE WISELY
>>33183237
Multiples of 4 decide.
>>33183237
Final choice on right!
>>33183247
Cheren
>>33183251
Patrician taste
Also, bonus OP gets hard points if you get 64: 64 is the best number
>>33183247
No girls?
Let's go for tierno :^)
>>33183251
Reroll
>>33183256
Don't even give a shit about him. Just doing it to see how Bianca turned out.
>>33183237
>Calem
>Cheren
>???
>probably that dancing loser from X and Y
rolling for Cheren
>>33183251
Rerolling for this.
>>33183262
>Tryhard
>Smartass
>Chad
>Loser
These are your choices
>>33183268
Winnar
>>33183274
Jesus...
Why does this game make everyone look like absolute shit?
>>33183282
Basically asking for a retry
Repeats decide for retry, 8s for keeping him
>>33183282
I-It's just an artstyle, you have no right to criticize it
>>33183282
why is his forehead larger than the rest of his face?
>>33183282
>that fivehead
>>33183288
Nice dubs. Keep him.
>>33183288
Ask his name
>>33183288
>Dubs of 8
WHY THE HELL DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?I find it hilarious.
I roll for keeping him. No use getting stuck at one point.
>>33183288
Faggot
>>33183311
Roll
>>33183288
>>33183311
Alright, fuck it, we're keeping him
And that is all the time I have for now, so let's leave it at that. May or may not reboot this thread or make a new one.
Until then, guys, have fun and don't make shitty outros.
To be continued...
>>33183326Be back around 2-2:30ish Central
>>33183326
Agh, just when it seemed like it was getting fun.
>>33183329
Kind of an odd request, but if you saved before the choices, would you mind checking who the hell is that between Cheren and Tierno? Not knowing who it is bothers me.
>>33183355
It'sBrendan, and he's a super buff superchad.
>>33183333
I'll be back later
>>33183333
Those quads don't lie, it has been a lot of fun so far
>>33183372Oh, this is just the very beginning,
my friends :^)
>>33182817
Fuck off VisualJae
>>33182817
Looks like a dating sim.