I work at Nintendo and I have USUM leaks
>You'll get Alolan Unova starters
>There's a new villain team called Team Tubular
>Your mom is the first gym leader
>Gym leaders are back, except now the gyms have robot Pokemon mini-bosses
>Tristan is your rival
>There will be special Z-Crystals for Ditto, Unown, Delcatty, Bidoof, Garbodor, Slurpuff, and Shiinotic
>The Tapus can now combine into a super form called Tapu Lagann
>All three Alolan Starters have Battle Bond forms
>Ryuki is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
>There's going to be a new legendary called Leakydick
>Marshadow has a new Ultra Scorpion Form
>There's a truck with a Mew under it
>The story will confirm all the fan theories ever
>>33181994
On behalf of anyone with a brain cell on this board, I do ask you leave.
>>33181994
>leeks
these are actually good if you know how to use them
>>33181994
Haha, I like the ironie.
>>33181994
Most believable so far I guess
>>33181994
dude this will definitely be true
>>33181994
>The Tapus can now combine into a super form called Tapu Lagann
I'm gonna be extremely disappointed if they don't give them a drill-based exclusive attack
>>33181994
Based asparaguspost
>>33181994
I'm from translation team and there's nothing like that in the game except for ditto, smeargle, unown and wishiwashi
>>33184525
ok so since I started this;
ditto z crystal will trigger if we use transform and it will boost it's stats by 2
for smeargle, when we use sketch it will work like me first dealing x4 damage in return
for unown it will be an special 250base power move and afterwards it will lower opponent stats by 1
for wishiwashi it will make it enter schooling at low hp and use schooling to deal 250 damage with high recoil