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Oh nooo, I lost our Pokemon battle but I don't have any

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Oh nooo, I lost our Pokemon battle but I don't have any money, is there anything else I can give you?

Realistically, how would you deal with this situation, /vp/?
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Smack her for being a poor battler and planner then walk off annoyed.
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>"Hahahaha, young trainers really are the best! You have such a slutty little body, maybe it's time for you to forget about Pokemon battles and focus on sex battles instead!" I say, as I cum inside her pussy
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>>33178219
>lillie
>pokemon battles
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>>33178219
GIVE ME YOUR HAT
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>>33178219
Make face like pic related. Tell her to go back to whatever her hometown is, and asks her parents or guardians for money. Rules are rules, bitch.
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>>33178219
That's false, I know your family is rich as hell.
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>>33178219
Either:
1. Spill my spaghetti
2. Tell her to pay me in items
3. End up fucking her

Not gonna lie, don't have much confidance in 3 occuring.
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>>33178219
>"Please fart on my face."
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>>33178219
Remind her that she isn't a Pokémon trainer in any capacity and needs to fuck off
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>>33178219
giev me som o thos BEANS
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>>33178219
I teach her about type advantages and give her a larvitar.
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id ask her for a date haha wed probably go to wendys and get baconators
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>Every single reply not simply saying they'd fuck the ever living shit out of this 10/10 cutie
God you're all pathetic.
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>>33178219
Like this

>still no H game with this concept
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>>33178219
Here's what you can do. You can give me a more competitive match next time. Work hard, raise your Pokemon right, and come back whenever you're ready.
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>>33178219
Shove her face into my ballbag
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I would bet money that Lillie has the absolute best feeling cunny in the entire Pokemon series.
She is pure perfection.
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Take anything she has that might be worth money. Shoes, whatever's in her backpack, maybe a rare pokemon she has (yeah, I'm no better than Team Rocket, lol)

If she has nothing of value I might find some way to punish or humiliate her, like giving her a wedgie and a wet willie, or making her call her mother on her phone and explain what a failure she is for losing the battle and not having any money.
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>>33178363
>wet willie
If you give Lillie a wet Willie, is that a wet Lillie?
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Cringe thread. Here's the daily to-do-list for ya dweebs.
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>>33178378
Wow you're so cool
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>>33178378
Fuck out of here you faggot, I'm not interested in real women, I want my cartoon waifu instead.
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>>33178378
How the fuck do you gain height? I'm fucking 29, I don't grow anymore like you dumb kids.
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>>33178378
Aw shucks fellas. Big Tony's here to ruin our thread :(((
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If you lose you black out
Smack that bitch up
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What does Lillies lilly taste like?
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>>33179076
Ash, Hau, and Nebby's cocks. Taken in all at the same time.
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>>33179099
NO
LILLY IS FUCKING PURE
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>>33179107
You're right, she's pure in fucking, only taking it straight to the womb. Ass or mouth is a no-go.
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>>33179117
FUCK
OFF
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Let her off because being broke sucks, give her money so shit doesn't hapoen again and nobody but the league has money anyway

Y'all are degenerates
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>>33178246

obligatory: ignore the file name, I tend to not change them
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>>33179127
>FUCK
Lillie? Okay man, you ask me to.
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>>33179151

This. I make Pokemon for all my friends so perhaps I'll toss her an ev trainied starter so she doesn't get wrecked so easily.
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Take her on a date, hold hands with her, kiss her, hug her, give her money and offer to help her train her mons
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I'd tell her to give me some spare pokeballs if she has any, since it's obvious she's not using them for anything worthwhile.

>all the nerds saying they'd fuck her
see pic
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>>33179099
>Nebby's cock
Why would I waste my time with just hints of that taste when I can get the source of the sunny D?
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>>33178219
This wouldn't' happen because I'd spam taunt or something and let her win, how can you even consider attacking this cutie?
And if for some reason I won, I'd ask her to marry me, she deserves to be loved not just fucked, retards.
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>>33178219
write me a check from your mom's company and we call it a day
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>>33178219
I'd ask for her phone number. Then call her multiple times a day to brag about my top percentage rattata
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What would mating pressing Lillie be like?
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Tell her she doesn't have to pay since she's eleven you sick fucks.
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>>33179532
>eleven
Step up your game.
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>>33179532
I know a site you might want to try (or go back to), it's called r/pokemon
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Gimme the timbs.
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>>33178322
Just hand over the source already.
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>>33178219
Tell her to eat all these eggs.
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>>33178322
Would feel horrible after the fact and ask her to get dinner with me to learn more about her.

and ask her if we could get dinner again sometime
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>>33179659
Lass doesn't have that much fanarts to begin with.
Danbooru, page 3.
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>>33178219
Tell her that if she can beat me at least once, She wouldn't have to pay me back, but the more she loses the more debt she builds up.

Seeing as I'm traveling collecting badge to compete in Pokemon leagues she'll have to travel with me if she wants to to eventually pay me back or get rid of her debt entirely.

Now I've got a cute traveling companion
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>>33179170
>posts explanation for joke
>tumblr
>comments more than should
>"ignore filename"
>shittiest quality possible
Look newfag, you won't get karma nor notes on the deep web , but i will give a (you), my fellow memer... xD
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>>33179719
>he uses danbooru
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>>33178219
"Well, kiddo, I guess we'll just have to see your mother about making other arrangements."
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>>33179320
They're just giving op the answer he wanted to hear.
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>>33179151
And now let's see you do this for a male trainer. I'd class you as being just as degenerate as the people who would fuck her if you'd not do the same for everyone. A different class of degenerate but on the same floor of the school.
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>>33178219
It simple release your pokemons.
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>>33178219
There's an animated version of this concept (with Dawn) on a porn website.

I-I swear I didn't watch it.
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>>33180694
You canNOT just say that and NOT provide source.
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>>33178219
Slit her throat for wasting my Pokemon's PP and my time
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>>33180709
"Pokemon XXX Hentai - Losing a Pokemon Battle" on xvideos

Have fun in PokéHell
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>>33178219
Yes, stop this "Z-Powered" bullshit and go back to being cute.
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>>33180619
>REEEEEE WHAT ABOUT MEN

of course I would, idiot, you don't need to keep bringing it up
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>>33180810
All Lillie forms are cute
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>>33178219
Give me your bag
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Do you think Lillie produces the most delicious nectar from her honeypot cunny?
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>>33178304
This one was just honest and not creepy or weird. You get my spheal of approval anon.
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>>33178219
I'd probably ask for a bottle of water and a pillow that I can borrow for a few minutes while I lay down. I need to wind down from such a stressful activity.
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>>33178219
She travels with me to the next town. I then send her home and tell her to start from route 1 again.
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>>33181632
You're a responsible lolicon, Anon.
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>>33178219
>Lillie using Pokemon
something just doesn't add up
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>>33178219
Ask her to show me her smelly bare feet!
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>>33178219
Get me a round of "get the fuck out of alola so i can go on a trip without being stuck with you"
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>>33178219
>"You don't have to pay me, but you do have to eat all these eggs"
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>>33178386
>>33178391
>>33178478
>>33178493
see
>>33178378
Go do it ya manlet nerds.
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>>33178219
The same way we all would...
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Ask her if I can jack off while smelling her butthole instead.
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>>33178219
Take one of her pokemon.
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>>33178219
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let her go free of charge
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