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>I was only 11 years old
>I loved Kukui so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Kukui every night before bed, thanking him for the Pokémon I've been given
>"Kukui is love, cousin" I say; "Kukui is life"
>My mom hears me and calls me an alolafag
>I know she was just jealous of my devotion for Kukui
>I called her a genwunner
>She slaps me and sends me to bed
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Kukui
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I just let myself in."
>He grabs me with his powerful wrestler hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my pokéballs for Kukui
>He penetrates my Comfey
>It hurts so much but I do it for Kukui
>I can feel my Comfey fainting as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Kukui
>He roars in a mighty roar as he knocks down my Pokémon with his love
>My mom walks in
>Kukui looks her straight in the eyes and says "Hey there, mom!"
>Kukui leaves through my door
>Kukui is love, cousin. Kukui is life.
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>He grabs me with his powerful wrestler hands
This part makes no sense.
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>>33175956
It's a reference to Incineroar, meaning OP chose Rowlet as a starter
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>>33175975
Of course a fucking owlfag would be behind this
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>>33175935
>>I called her a genwunner
but kukui is a genwunner too.
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>>33175935
>0 moves puns
3/10, this green text made my eyelids feel heavy like if i was hit by a yawn, cousin.
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>>33175935
and now you are pregnant from alpha Kakui gg
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>>33175935
If Professor kukui get hit by Electivire thunderbolt, He'll die!
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