You know the drill. Post gender and what Pokémon you are actually

>>>/soc/

>>33175717
Prefer not to say
Prefer not to say
Prefer not to say
Prefer not to say
Prefer not to say
Prefer not to say _______ :^)

>>33175717
female
none
BW2
27
few months,boredom

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>>33175717
Male. Sexually attracted to most canines, equines, and dragons, as well as Nidoqueen, Lopunny, Braixen, and Salazzle.
Classic Ruby is my favorite game, and Slowpoke is my favorite 'mon.
I'm 26 this coming Tuesday, and I've been coming to /vp/ for about a year for threads like this.

Male
none, but I've had horrible midnight lapses in judgement
BW2/XD
Walrein, Ninetales, Mawile, Excadrill
20
I've been here for 5 years

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>>33175787
>but my genderfluid spouse and my boyfriend
Excuse me?

>>33175738
You sound pretty boring

>>33175808
Thanks

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Male
none, Machoke at best
BW2
Umbreon, Scizor, Metagross, Samurott
27
I've been here for about a year, interested in conversations and news about pokemon, sometimes leaks

>>33175717
Male, updated my list by looking at my collection instead of going from the top of my head.
lopunny, lucario, mienshao, sneasel, weavile, mawile, greninja, banette, lurantis, roserade, lycanroc (both), mismagius, medicham, absol, latias, zangoose, dragonite, articuno, nidoqueen, braixen, delphox, typhlosion, umbreon, lugia, sylveon, salazzle, mewtwo, charizard, arbok, suicune, milotic, noivern, garchomp, floatzel, roserade, glaceon, meowstic, yveltal, mespirit, giratina, bisharp, pidgeot, ninetails, serperior, florges, primarina and lunala. All need to be female except maybe Typhlosion, MAYBE.
Emerald is probably my favorite due to nostalgia but usually the current meta is what I play the most.
Skarmory or Swampert.
20 in a few weeks.
A little over a year, boredom as well.

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>>33175717

Man-Hands. That's what drove me to the deep end.

that and how gentle he seems

>male
>Gardevoir
>Platinum
>Infernape
>18
[Spoilers] just got on /vp/, was curious. Been on 4chan for 1.5 years [/spoilers]

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Male.
Many. Aside usual stuff like Gardevoir, Delphox, Lucario and Lopunny lines, there's Serperior, Zoroark, Lycanroc-night, gen 6 starters and Eeveelutions and many more I can't be bothered to list. Most things cute and/or vageuly humanoid would have good enough porn on e621 but the favourite pokefucking fic I wrote involves a Serperior. Most things done by kemono artists like mizone on sadpanda or kaijinchu qualify.

Strangely enough, as much as I like a cute snek, I can't really get off to drawn porn of it because I need a nice butt to get me off

>Fav game
White 2, then HGSS, then Platinum

>Pokemon
Greninja, Starmie, Hydreigon, Aegislash, Genagr, Garchomp.

>Age
23 this year

Been on /vp/ since its creation, left shortly after. Came back for BW hype, left again. Came back for XY and showderp made me stay.

The very first lewd picture I saw was on the gamefaqs Pokemon Diamond board when I was a wee lad at age 12. I progressed on to agnph for more pokegirl pics, and since Lopunny was released in the same generation, it went on from there. Then I discovered 4chan shortly after and swore off furry to be like the cool kids at /b/, then when a certain cartoon came out and people started making metric tons of porn of it I came back to furry stuff, and naturally to Pokemon. Now me and my dick are at peace.

This is also how I know the majority of angry cunts on this website are underageb&s trying to fit in, because I was one myself for many years. Been here for 10 years now.

>>33175717
Male
None because I'm not a Pokéfucker and prefer Pokégirls
All games are great but Pokémon got much better gen 4 onwards thanks to wi-fi
Houndoom.
21
Since XY Genesect event, I came for the codes and stayed for the shitposting

>>33175717
Kill yourself.

Everyone else ITT: kill yourselves

>>33176183
Why?

>>33176244
Probably an underageb& trying to fit in

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>>33176183

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>>33173883

Male
Usually prefer to self-insert as a Pokemon, but certain Grass-types are nice and fuckable
BW2
Registeel, Shuckle, and Volcarona
21
Year or two, I think. Nine years for 4chan in general.

>>33175717
>Post gender and what Pokémon you are actually sexually attracted to.
female, none
>Also, what's your favorite game?
white 2
>Pokémon?
hydreigon
>How old are you?
32
>How long have you been here, and what drive you off the deep end?
4 years, and for a while slugfucker. haven't been here in a looong while because of that prima autist and his copycats.

>>33175717
but gender doesn't exist, OP
Gow can I post something that does not even exist?

>>33177060
>gow
hahaha
it's *how

>>33177042
>32
LONDON

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>>33177072
>not saying "too old"

>>33175717
>gender
Male
>age
22
>game
Pokken Tournament if spinoffs count, otherwise SM
>pokemon
Snivy or Porygon-Z
>fuckables
Too many to list them all, have a soft spot for Absol, Braixen and Glaceon but will generally do anything if I feel like it, be it biped, quadruped or noped.
Been on /vp/ on and off since summer 2014, I feel it has gone to shit ever since the SM leaks last summer. Pretty sure I've had furfag tendencies ever since middle school, although I didn't give in to my desires and start fapping to it until two or three years ago. Conveniently, I think it was /vp/ that tipped me off the edge. I don't feel ashamed about it but I'm not socially autistic enough to let anyone who doesn't need to know know.

Dude

18

Emerald

Roserade

not too far down the rabbit hole, I'm pretty normie desu

>>33177100
too young for my tastes actually
but i'll take whatever i can get so this is fine too

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Male
Anything

>>33175717
>male
>Whimsicott, Audino and Magnezone, I have a tendancy to self insert as a pokemon
>Heart gold
>Altaria
>around 23
>two years, Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push

>>33177295

>First evolution of rockruff

That's kinda' fucked up, even by my standards

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>>33177312
I would fuck even a shroomish if it was hot enough.

>>33177362

Shroomish isn't so bad because, unlike Rockruff, it doesn't closely resemble a real life animal. Sure, almost all pokemon look like an animal in one way or another but Rockruff is just a brown puppy.

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>>33177434
I can understand that, I can draw a strong line between 2D and 3D so this don't bother me too much, I even have a pet. And I'm also a lolicon 2D is a free land land, I hope you can enjoy it's true potential someday if you want.

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>>33175717
Male, any shortstacks or most snakes
Clockwork Knight
Furret
22
Around 2+ years, nothing really drove me off the end to coming here

>>33175717
M
None
Platinum
Espeon
29
A few years on and off
Bored, nobody else to talk to about pkmn.

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>>33175717
male
Braixen, Liepard and Audino
Emerald/HGSS/B2W2
I'm 27. Still virgin and with the time normal porn started to bore me so I started to fap to furry shit.

This boredom begined because I want to touch a real girl instead of just see them in a screen (paying for prostitutes will ruin me) but I'm really just too socially awkard to get a girl. All my intents ends in reject and I ended giving up to real girls.

Now I just focus in my job and hobbies and saving money if some day some company begins to sell sentinent robot waifus, I dont think thats too imposible and its the only think convice to staying alive.

>>33178280
Oh, and I been here for like 2 years I guess

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Male
Infernape
Emerald
28
No favorite Pokemon, but Roserade has a great design
been on vp since about the time they made it
I have a lot of issues with Sun and I still haven't beaten it, and my Hearthstone addiction is interfering with my caring about Pokemon showdown
I still like the Pokéverse and come here to savor the Pokemon fandom

>>33175738
You sound cute. Got any feet pics, haha?

Dude
Braixen
SoulSilver
19
Porygon2, braixen's close 2nd though ;)
I've come in & out 4chan infrequently for a good 5 years, not enough to call myself a regular, though.
/vp/ got me interested with it's phox phriday

I guess to keep this thread alive I'll ask a question
Why do y'all think you wanna fug a pokemon?

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>male
>too many but salazzle is bae
>B2W2
>flygon
>18
came here before the gen7 starter leaks. i was 100% sure they were real.

>>33179142
I belive my reason is a fluff fetish, no idea where it came from, or how magnezone fits into it, but I've noticed a distinct turning away from most scaled things...

male
Blaziken, Mega Banette, and anything drawn by Live For The Funk
Black, but Moon and Soul Silver are favorites, too
25
I've been on 4chan for about 7 years, since I went to college and got my own computer. /vp/ isn't really a main board, tho.

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>>33178360

>>33175717
>Male
>Zoroark a best but my degeneracy knows few bounds
>Platinum
>Zoroark still a best even when not for lewd
>19
> Came here when I started coleg because /b/ was too lewd for public. Stayed for Sun/Moon stuff and am still here

>>33179142

I like anything male-looking, large and gentle. Golurk fits the bill.

>>33179142
I seem to tie things I like with things I want to fug. I like pokemon

>>33179142
I only want to fug anthro pokemon, because I like tits and ass and cute faces.

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>>33175717
>Gender
Male
>Pokemon you're sexually attracted to
Jigglypuff. I'm not entire sure where that started, but it has a ton of traits that appeal to me.
>Favorite Game?
HG/SS
>Favorite Pokémon?
Parasect
>How old are you?
22
>How long have you been here, and what drive you off the deep end?
I've been coming to 4chan for about 7 years, mostly due to my brothers, although I average about 3 posts a year. I've a pretty stable thing going as a mathematics senior in college with stuff lined up afterwards, so I don't think I'm too far gone yet.

>>33179142
I honestly have no idea. I was a furfag first, so that might have something to do with it. I just find normal humans boring, I guess.

>>33175717
Male
Machoke, Salazzle, Tsareena, Bruxish, Charizard, Blastoise, Bayleef, Lopunny, and several others
SoulSilver
Typhlosion
18
Been here for a few years now, don't remember when it started

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Female
I'm a slut for anything big and scary, lots of limbs/big hands is a plus, but straight up animals/anthro is a turnoff. Best husbando is probably Zygarde, would be protected then raped/10.
BW2
Rotom
24
Been here since 2011, and I don't remember a time of my life where I got off to something that wasn't degenerate.

>>33175717
female
meloetta, diancie, and sometimes gardevoir but only futa
hgss or b2w2 depends on my mood
gengar
18
2.5 years, no clue

>>33179142
the connection is there for some pokemon, if one is on my team for so long I might develop something for them, thats why I want to fuck bisharp. some are just naturally cute though

>>33179503
>Female
>I'm a slut for anything big and scary, lots of limbs/big hands is a plus, but straight up animals/anthro is a turnoff. Best husbando is probably Zygarde, would be protected then raped/10.
stop being me please

>>33179816
Even if these threads have been kind of awful, it's been nice finding out my sexual preferences aren't as stupid as I thought.

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>>33179917
You might not be as degenerate as me, but a huge turn on is one of my pokemon bringing me around a corner or in an alley and violently impregnating me

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Why can't I find a pokemon fangirl to cuddlefuck while we both play pokeathlon?

>>33179142
I don't.

>>33180035
Finding a girl who still likes Pokemon is difficult, and finding one willing to fuck you is even harder. Learned that the hard way in high school.

>>33180035
>femanons arent lining up to fuck me
feels bad man

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>>33180078
I would like to have a GF and discuss what type of mon we would fug, seems cool.
This thread is pure cancer but I like it, it reminds me that I'm still a virgin at 25 but at the same time makes me feel better since there are other people like me who like to discuss fug pokemon

>>33180112
Same boat, except I'm a little younger. When I said I learned that the hard way in high school, I meant I tried and failed miserably to get with the one girl who still played Pokemon. Start college in a few weeks, hopefully I'll have better luck there.

>>33180137
Good luck anon, I hope that everyone in this board can find happiness except tripfags

>>33176183
I second this. What the fuck, just go get laid this fad is dumb as fuck

>>33180214
Then you should sleep with me anon, what pokemon do you want me to roleplay?

Crossdressing dude
I don't sexualize Pokémon because I haven't sunk that low in a very long time and this is coming from a degenerate loser who's been heavily sexually depressed and deprived
Gold, Crystal, Emerald, Platinum
27 and 28 this month in two more weeks or so
I've been on /vp/ since this shithole was fielder first created

It's funny how /vp/ hates Verlisify and call him a furry but in threads like this you realize a big part of them are the same

>>33180355
>/vp/ is all one person
fuck off verlisify
I hate you for other reasons.

>>33180355
fuck off, verlisify

>>33180078
There was one girl in school who was openly into pokemon.

She was a -3/10
I almost feel bad for saying that because she gave me a spare Articuno card, but she got REALLY weird in high school.

>>33175717
Male
None
FRLG
19
One year

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>>33180371
>but she got REALLY weird in high school

>>33180070
Why even post?

>>33180381
Not in a kinky way, like in a she has actual autism way.
I probably just didn't realize/care until high school.

>>33180384
To bump the thread, it's cool to read those things, especially from girls, even when I'm sure at least 2/3 of them aren't actual girls.

>>33179142
better bestiality
>betterstiality

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stop

>>33181366
ok

>>33180422
But the hot/scary thing is: what if they really ARE girls?

>>33179503

Cofagrigus then?

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>>33182198
you have no idea

>>33183627
Dios mio

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>>33175717
Female.
Darkrai. He was fucking sexy in the 10th movie. I also like Malamar a lot.
Tie between White and Platinum.
Hawlucha. Regice's cry cracks me up every time.
22, 23 in a few months
A few years now, at least.

>>33185719
Now describe what you'd like Darkrai to do with you

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>>33183627

MY NIGGA

Bumo

>>33179142
They're cute and they don't judge you, as long as you put in the effort and care for them that's enough to cause them to care for you in return. There is no fear of them using you or taking advantage of you. You don't have to put on any fronts or be someone you're not.

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>>33179142
>not wanting to fuck a pokemon

Male
all of the above I don't discriminize
G/S/C
Lapras
23
This is my first or second visit to /vp/, I don't like breeding or trying to breed anyways... because it gets too tedious

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>>33179273
God this shit gets me everytime

>>33189759
Hey man, don't get me wrong
I wanna fug zoroark plenty, that's why I tried to keep this place alive

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>>33175717
Female
Valerie
BW2
Venomoth
21
I came about 2 years ago, just out of curiosity, but stayed because of being a sickly NEET with nothing better to do.

>>33175717
m
none because I'm not a degenerate
tie between E and Pt
Pelipper
been here since they announced HGSS, the speculation always kept me here but I don't know what I'm doin here now since there is none

>>33175717
Male. Sexually attracted to most of it, as long as it has good porn and is male.
Platinum
Ampharos
20
Been here for seven years, was a self aware smogon retard then.

>>33175717
Female
Deoxys/Giratina-O/Mewtwo/Fug/Solgaleo
White 2
22
5 years or so.
Idk, to be completely honest. Just see these threads a lot and was like "Is there any I would be okay with?"

Do you think Furret girl is lurking here again?

Any girls here want to chat? Pokémon friends are rare to find. My Kik I'd rex_skelter
Just looking for pokefriends
Also if you are a pokephile you are a degenerate and need to leave

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Male
Most female pokemon that aren't objectmons, but my favorites are Zoroark and Braixen.
Platinum
Porygon-Z
20
Came to /vp/ in summer 2015.
What drove me off the deep end was finding cartoon porn then eventually pokemon porn. Guess I was destined to be a degenerate.

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>>33189194

>>33190681
>as long as it's male
Eww gross

>>33189194
Is this how cat ladies are born

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>>33175717
>__male
>no one in particular
>bw/bw2
>
>24
>2013 vp/2011 overall, lurking mostly
Shits and giggles. /vp/ has its funny moments, overall pretty shitty though.