>tfw 39 >tfw turning 40 in December >tfw barely moved

>>33169192
Sorry I'm 29.

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here the solution

I'm 20

>>33169200
Y-you're pretty damn close to my age...

>>33169192
Ha, jokes on you, I'm only 22.

Leave this board isn't for oldfags grandpa

>>33169226
you're right, it's for 12-year-old reddit users now.

>>33169192
I almost 27, moved out of parents home 5 years ago, have M.Sc and job but no social life... If you have a social life so you are okay.

>>33169192
There are a lot of users like this yo, nothing wrong with that bby.

>>33169245
I don't have any friends.
The closet I have to any interaction to anyone is from bratty high school students complaining about life and their co-workers to me.
If only they were 18 than I would at least have a chance with one of them.

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Im only 21 but i feel as if I'll be with my parents until I'm 40.

I have a couple of ok friends, I'm timid and shy, the likelihood of me being in a relationship is about 0, I'm too scared to live on my own and thinking about finding roommates makes me want to cry.

I'm graduating next year and have no idea what I want or what to do. At least I have a job that pays a little over minimum wage, I guess.

I'm 18 now, if I'm still using 4chan in 20 years please kill me

>>33169309
Give me your email so I can check up on you in 20 years

>>33169296
same

I'm only ("only") 20, and I'm trying to get out of my mom and grandparents' house right now. My sister who is a couple years older than me and my brother who is a couple years younger than me have both given up on the prospect of moving out, at least til they're 30+, just like my mom wants (if we move out she no longer has any control in the house.) My girlfriend and I are wanting to move into a place and get married, but the least expensive solutions and the quickest is still at least 2 years away. I get depressed thinking about it really easily, even though I'm obviously in a potentially better position than you are. But... we'll see what happens. I have wanted to move out since I got out of high school (over a year ago now,) so we'll... we'll see...

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>25
>unemployed
>still living with my parents
>spend most of my time shitposting

Pretty much the only reason I haven't killed myself yet is my GF. If she left I'd have nothing left to live for.

I'm 28, married, shitty fucking job, shitposting in this board daily to have a purpose in life..

>>33169378
>My girlfriend
Stopped reading there
>>33169393
>my GF
See above.
>>33169399
>married
See above.

Ya'll need to stop being such pessimistic fucks

>>33169404

Oh fuck off

26, ok job, moved out 7 years ago, no gf since middle school, tiny social life

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>>33169404

>posting while you're over 23

Please tell me none of you do this

>>33169404
>le can't post here unless single meme
N-Normies amirite xDDD

>>33169450

>thinking you'll leave by then

I, too, was naive once.

26, mediocre job, virgin, barely existent social life.

I almost wish I could be more upset at my situation. I think I might be a sociopath.

>>33169417
>>33169440
>>33169452
You do not belong here. Normiebook is just one click away.

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>>33169192
>27
>live with parents
>shit job
>no friends

There is a girl that likes me but it's a weird relationship. It's nice to have pokemon to help forget my failures.

>>33169457

Even losers can have gf/bfs. You're just a bigger failure within an a group of failures.

>>33169466
>>33169458
>a girl that likes me
See >>33169404
FUCK. OFF.

>>33169440
>falling for the marriagejew
oldest trick in the book

>>33169471

Back to r/incels, faggot

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>>33169404
OP here, I think you should calm down. This should be a calm thread.

>>33169471
I rather be alone. It's worse than being alone.

>>33169296

as long as your degree isn't in fucking arts or social science you're fine

>>33169293
I currently know two people in your situation both over 30 same problems but both are huge fuckin Assholes so if your a nice guy then you're better than they are in my book

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HOW THE HELL DO YOU FIND A GF THAT LIKES POKEMON!?
HOW DO YOU FIND A GF PERIOD?!

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>27
>live with girlfriend in modest apartment
>have a decent job. Not great, but pays well enough
>have a decently active social life
>about to have our first child any day now

Not all of us are sad and lonely.

>>33169594
Talk to females. That's literally it. Just go places and talk to people.

>>33169613

>having a child at all
>AND out of wedlock

gross

>>33169628
(((marriage))) is a meme

>>33169643

So is parenthood

>>33169628
I'm the last male in my direct genetic lineage. I have a compulsion to spread my genes. And it's a boy, so I am successful.

>>33169645
ok goy, don't have kids and let the ragheads and chinks take over your country

>>33169650
You posting here is an indicator that your genes shouldn't be spread

>>33169650

>genetic lineage

Your genes are nothing special. And in a few generations, your descendants will barely have any genetic relation to you. You fell for the meme.

>And it's a boy, so I am successful.
I feel sorry for your kid, considering you only want it based on its sex.

>>33169613
>girlfriend
See >>33169471
Why are there so many normies!?

>>33169659

My country is over 70% black, so I could care less. What a retarded reason to breed anyway.

>>33169645
I'm glad you've decided that the world won't have any more of you once you're dead.

>>33169728

Why do you think I care about what happens to the world when I'm dead? Why would anyone? You'll be fucking dust.

Also only 29 (though will shortly be 30) and thanks to having an aunt who had a publisher friend who gave me a great contract I've never had to work a day in my life beyond the writing and volunteer work I do for a game dev company neither of which I consider work because they're straight fun.

So, sorry, but I'm afraid I'm not the one your looking for. My brother who somewhat understandably doesn't want me to pay for anything for him who toils away in retail as an assistant manager in his department to pay off debts however... Well, he's only just under 28 but he probably knows what you've had to go through.

Especially since said debts now has him living with me because he had no choice (his father having died some time ago and our mother having died not too long after).

20, attend one of the top 30 colleges in the US, get told I look like different attractive actors sometimes, semi-athletic build, and am moving toward the YouTube "industry".

I'm still pretty antisocial and would like to be a bum most days playing Pokemon and such, but the constant sex anxiety is too real and I won't be young forever. I count and know I didn't earn most of my blessings, so I still relate to you dudes down in the dumps.

>>33169192
>>tfw manager at a fucking Burger King

That's not bad my dude

>>33169666
Nice try tempting me, Satan

>>33169669
I don't really care if my genes are special or not.

>>33169739
Some of us want the human race to continue existing after our individual demise.

>>33169759

There's over 7 billion people in the world. It'll continue just fine without you unnecessarily adding more to it.

>>33169613
>just b urself

I hate normalfags so much

>>33169755
It is for me. I have a friend that recently posted on Facebook that he recently got a job at this great hospital and now he can finally begin his career as a doctor. He was telling me so last night on the phone. I'm happy for him but at the same time it makes me realize my life is going nowhere.

>>33169645
>>33169669
>it's another underage antinatalist hijack a thread episode

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>>33169681
>>33169594
My fiance likes Pokemon enough but doesn't play Nintendo much. She prefers PS4 and PC games, but we are interested in each other's games to the point we can play together and talk about them. She's stolen my BotW but I don't mind. I need a break from 100%ing it.

We are both younger than 25. Be open to new opportunities and you can find someone too.

>>33169759

I will never understand why some people are so narcissistic that they think they have the duty to spread their genes. You don't care about the child, you care about seeing a small version of yourself.

>>33169787
There won't be people if everyone stopped making more people. Not everyone has to be a jaded 20-something hellbent on the destruction of the human race. You can do your part in the improvement of humanity, but you have to try and do something.

>>33169791
Hate me all you want, but you can't have friends or a partner without going out of your basement and meeting people.

>>33169739
>Why do you think I care about what happens to the world when I'm dead?

Nihilist and hedonist genocide when?

>>33169787
About 5 billion of the wrong kind of "people"

>>33169802
Normiebook is a meme, don't fall for it. Being a doc is not all that great. You make decent shekels, be happy for it. At least you're not a fucking NEET

>>33169805

Antinatalism is better than breeding like a mindless nigger.

>>33169440
Nice bootleg.

>>33169827
>I will never understand why some people are so narcissistic that they think they have the duty to spread their genes
Welcme to nature 101
>You don't care about the child, you care about seeing a small version of yourself
So a child.

Just accept that biological determenism rules everything around you

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>>33169404
>>33169457
>>33169471

>>33169815
I'm happy for you anon. I hope everything continues to go well.

>>33169219
Same.

I'm trying to go to college though

>>33169828
>le just go out of ur basement xxdddd
Every fucking time, normies are like fucking bots or NPCs, always spouting the same tired shit

>>33169827
Back to r/childfree with you

>>33169835
Not at all

>>33169857
>Every fucking time, NEETs are like fucking bots or NPCs, always spouting the same tired shit
Step away from your screen and go for a walk, you'll much better.

>>33169815
>My fiance
See >>33169681

>>33169868
>haha I'll just replace a word that'll show him
Also, nice platitude buddy.

>>33169849

>So a child
No, you wouldn't care about the child if it didn't carry your genes. It's ok, keep making more of you instead of adopting a child in need.

>Just accept that biological determenism rules everything around you

I'm not a fucking subhuman guided by instincts, so no.

>>33169857
Look friendo, it REALLY is that easy.
Put down the DS, join a gym (climbing walls are actually better imdesu) or some hobbie which involves social interaction and sort your fucking life out.

>>33169867

Yeah, I'm sure those people in Africa that keep popping out dozens of kids they can't feed are really happy.

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>>33169886
>I am enilghtened by my own intelligence.

>>33169891
I'm not your friend, buddy

>>33169886
>No, you wouldn't care about the child if it didn't carry your genes.
No fucking shit, I'm not a cuckold
>keep making more of you instead of adopting a child in need.
You don't feel the same about some stranger's child like about your own blood
>I'm not guided by instincts
Fucking apex kek, of course buddy

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Thanks GOshit for bringing normies to VP.

>>33169450
You're in for a trip come six years.

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im 24, have a job, education and a gf

but boy do i want to put my dick in a phox

>>33169896
I thought it goes without saying that you need the resourcess to have many healthy children and try to be eugenic about it

>>33169914
>everyone who isn't an autistic foreveralone NEET is a normie
Unironically kill yourself. Your kind contributes absolutely nothing to society or to the human race as a whole.

>>33169931
>>everyone who isn't an autistic foreveralone NEET is a normie

Glad we agree, now back to your GO general

>25
>unemployed
>fucked up the shitty career that I was studying
>still living with parents
>no hopes
Even if I fucked up the shitty career I have no regrets.
Next year I'm going to study another thing.

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>>33169914
>not using this as an opportunity to turn the normies into pokephiles

it's almost like you're not even a real /vp/oreon

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>>33169931
Do you know where you are? Or did you get lost on your way from go general?

>>33169913

>I literally don't know what cuckold means
So adoptive parents are cuckolds now? I guess it would be better for all those kids up for adoption to be abused or have been aborted in the first place.

>You don't feel the same about some stranger's child like about your own blood
Except people who adopt love their children equally. And not all parents love their children. You just don't hear about it as much because its taboo.

Oh well, I'm not the one that's going to be losing sleep, freedom, money, time and my sex life due to a newborn.

>>33169854
Thank you, I hope so too. We met on 4chan and everything has been a dream. It's easier to find love when you aren't looking for it in my opinion. Just follow new opportunities and see where they lead you

>>33169919
>a gf
See >>33169871

>>33169914
How do we get rid of them???

>>33169953
>I guess it would be better for all those kids up for adoption to be abused or have been aborted in the first place.
Tough shit m8, I can't take care of all the problems in the world
>Except people who adopt love their children equally.
wew lad
Looks like I hit a nerve.
> I'm not the one that's going to be losing sleep, freedom, money, time and my sex life due to a newborn.
Totally worth it, have fun dying alone and forgotten, leaving not a single trace of you heind you disgusting hedonist

>>33169978
Spam the board and the Go general with fetish pokeporn. They'll either be grossed out or will fap to it

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>>33169978
We give them a big box of donuts of course

>>33169997

>>33169931
You are the cancer killing 4chan. Fuck off and go to either Facebook, NeoGAF or reddit.
See >>33169978

>>33170000
Holy fuck, first time I ever get quads in 5 years browsing this shithole in numerous boards and I just fucking wasted it

>>33169980

Totally worth it, have fun dying alone and forgotten
You realize most elders in homes have been abandoned by their children right? Having children doesn't guarantee you won't die alone, sorry.

>leaving not a single trace of you
I don't care about what happens when I die. And nobody will give a single fuck about you 3 generations from now.

>hedonist
Is that an insult now? Life is too short to not enjoy doing whatever the fuck I want. Have fun with your ruined life.

>>33169931
>>everyone who isn't an autistic foreveralone NEET is a normie

Yes, this is.

>implying procreating contribute something to society

Just look at niggers or euro-rapefuges. They're good-for-nothing. At least NEET don't harm nobody.

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Why the shame over living with your parents? These are hard times we live in, even if you do get a job wich is also very hard today for different reasons. There is nothing wrong with taking the economically savy decision of living with others. This "rite of passage" nonsense needs to stop, real life is not a movie.

>>33170038

Literally only Americans care. In most cultures its completely normal to live with your parents until well into your 30s.

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>>33169192
This fucking thread

Just 25 and in College.

I'm 30, love pokemon, but holy shit you're a loser. Maybe you need to retire this game from your memory and get your life in order.

25, have an okay job (studying to get into IT ASAP), finally moving to my own place next year

I'd be pretty happy with my life if i wasnt a KHV with little to no friends

Living with your parents until almost 40 sounds nuts though, where are you from anon?

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>>33169978
shes a total weeb and im a total furry

im not exactly normie

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>>33170131
Still in LA

>>33170165
Louisiana or L.A. county?

If the latter, I'm not surprised it took you so long to move out. Rent prices in this county are fucking insane

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>>33170196
County, I don't make enough to move to a different state either.

I am 22 and I just got a job to be a cable technician that pays $16 an hour. It's going alright for now but I don't think I'll ever meet a girl desu.

>>33170203
I'm from LA too, this state is fucking expensive.
>rent for studio apartment in NoHo is $1400/month
>friend in Tennessee has 2bed/2bath for ~$900/month
Honestly if I didn't have my friends/family here I'd have gotten out right after college.

>>33169192
28 here. I work at a hardware store. It's alright, I like everyone there and anything's better than my old job. I was a janitor and was never paid for my last two weeks even after going back and calling the ministry of labour.

>>33170203
What about a different county? Kern and San Bernadino seem to have decent rent if you don't mind farmland

>>33170283
I honestly just want to leave LA period. I just don't know where I can go and where I will get the money.

>>33170258
Shit's only really bad around the metropolitan areas desu. San Francisco is worse off housing-wise than we are, but that's a given because it's both right on the ocean and a major source of commerce.

>>33169613

What do you do if genetics fucked you to the point where women just refuse to speak to you?

Seriously I'm turning 25 next year and my family has amped up their nagging about my lack of girlfriend.

>>33170325
Tell them to get fucked.

No one's relationship status should matter in how they get treated.

>>33170325
I know it's a simple answer, but you need to either embrace it and find a community where people truthfully don't care how you look. or make people realize that you are worth talking to.

You could blow your family off by climbing the ladder at your job and telling them that you're too busy with work.

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>>33170320
When I was in college near Sac it wasn't too awful, but when I came back to LA for work I realized I like living near the city. Problem is, I was super lucky to get this job (friend of my dad recommended me) and if I quit it would be extremely difficult for someone like me to get another job that would pay rent here, and I don't have the connections or the capital to move anytime soon, so I'm stuck here.

>29
>Finally found a well paying job
>Moved out
>On /vp/ from the start (RIP PG)
>Pokemon has been my lifeblood for decades
Feels nice t b h

>all these people talking about job and gf
Get out. That includes you, OP. You have a job, make it work dumb normie.

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>this entire thread

>>33170308
Do your research and see about getting a loan from the bank. Literally every county surrounding LA seems to be cheaper than LA, and that's including Orange and Long Beach.

Butte, Kern, Merced, Fresno, Sacramento, San Joaquin, Stanislaus, and Tulare county all seem to have average sub-1000 rent, but I got no idea about what goes on in those counties

Texas is similar enough to here but with more reasonable rent if you ever are able to leave this hellhole.
>>33170383
Sac is apparently half as expensive as here, so thats why it wasn't too bad.
Save what you can, and start some CD's if possible. There are a lot less expensive cities to live in

31 career halted due to long term illness. Love pokemon, esp TCG. Trying to gitgud VCG

>>33169628
>>33169645
>>33169715
Found the gash

27, no friends/social life, live on my own but I work a shitty job that barely pays the bills, virgin, never had a gf. I'm a workaholic and I shitpost on here and random comments sections when I'm not working to try and stave off suicidal thoughts.

>26
>moved out of parents' house when I was 21
>never had a day without a job since about 2 weeks after 16th birthday
>lost virginity at 22
>moving in to new house with girlfriend
>girlfriend plays Pokémon with me sometimes

>>33170523
>>lost virginity at 22
See >>33170007

>>33169192
Sorry anon, 28 here but I officially moved out when I was 21 and have been a homeowner since I was 25.

>>33169787
So kill yourself, fedora.

>>33169827
Most people just want kids because they aren't gay like yourself.

>>33170580
are you just shitposting or are you this jaded

I'm 23, virgin, still living at parent's house and currently failing violently at the college. Workless too, obviously.

I'll be on your situation on a few years I'd imagine, if not worst.

>>33170233
Start tellin girls you got a solid job and you’re guaranteed in 5 years. 1 year if you don’t mind if she already has a kid.

>>33170610
Not him but
>stating the true makes you a fedoralord
Lel, get your head out of the gutter and grow up. On an individual level, human lives are insignificant when compared with the rest of humanity.

>>33170024
Everyone dies alone but not everyone dies a cuckold.

>>33170580
I had sex with my girlfriend just two nights ago, anon. We plan to do so again tonight.

Afterwards, she will go to bed, and I will come back here and shitpost about Pokémon with the rest of you, and nothing you do will stop me.

>>33170620
Just want to redirect you normies back to where you belong.

>>33170462
Hype. Hope it goes well

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>>33170634
You do it

Do it for all of us still searching for a gf

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>>33170638
if you say so

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>people unironically think 4chan is le sekret klub and anyone that has a spark of social interaction like a job or a relationship is a normie reeeeeee xD
You are the people killing this website.

>>33170628
>the truth
There is no truth, only your faggotry.
>Lel, get your head out of the gutter and grow up.
Adults have children, self-hating cucks don't.
>On an individual level, human lives are insignificant when compared with the rest of humanity.
No, they aren't, since neither humans nor humanity nor the earth nor the universe have an instrinsic objective value.
I am the most important and valuable thing in this universe is a valid statement.

>>33170634
>I had sex
Lol I didn't read past this
See >>33170580

>>33169192
32 here. two toddlers, stay at home, and a vaping husband obsessed with bodybuilding. just.... help with the last one, he just fucking juices most of the time. can't remember the last time he even lifted- anyway.

it's honestly no big deal. we all get old, and at least you're still enjoying a hobby that lets you get creative and social. and real talk: this economy is shit. so many people your age are either living at home or with ten other people, at least you have a roof over your head. and at least you have a job. seriously, you're in good shape in the big picture.

>>33170762
>obsessed with bodybuilding
>can't remember the last time he even lifted
ease up bro, he's just cultivating mass

but seriously OP, you do have a better spot than I do right now.

>>33170627
>Tfw most girls around my age have kids now

>>33169192
Jesus Christ anon.
How can you be so old and still be such a failure?
I hope all the kids reading this thread and seeing your OP post get spooked enough so that they don't end like you.

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>>33169192
>I...I'm not alone in this, right? any 30+ wanna report in??
Sorry dude, 22 years old here. No job, still in college trying to figure out what I want to study. Already failed Marketing and Graphic Design because they bored me. Now trying Systems Engineer hoping this is the career for me, third time the charm right?. To be honest, I just want something that will give me money so I can spend it all on food and movies without worrying much. Still a virgin, but it's ok because I could have gotten laid in many opportunities but I chose not to because of my anxiety. I obviously want to get laid but it's too much work. Anyway, I don't care if I die a virgin.

>>33170920
Good. Don't fall for the woman meme.
>>33170967
Fuck you.
>>33170982
> I could have gotten laid in many opportunities but I chose not to because of my anxiety
LOL
See >>33170692

>>33169450
I just lurk so I'm safe right? Wait, shit.

>>33171074
>Fuck you.
You fucked over yourself on your own.
How does it feel to know that there's people in this board half your age that are more successful that you've ever been and you can hope to be?

>>33169917
>encouraging tripfagging

>>33171247
>Implying I'm OP
I'm 23 fag, the prime of youth.
See >>33171074

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>>33171247
>talking big shit
>on a european beekeeping forum

>>33169192
Hey buddy. I just turned 31. Though, I've been living on my own since 18, graduated university, moved to a different country, got a job, learned a new language, got married, just had my second kid, and recently got permanent residency, applied for a loan, and built a house. Still ladder on poke sim sites in my free time.

>>33171295
REEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT OF MUH SITE XDDDDDDD reddit.com/r/funny
SEE >>33171275

>>33171295
>got married
See >>33171275

all you manlets bitching about how your lazy asses can't do anything while i'm here at 19, going to college, with a job, and have a place of my own

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>>33171289
>tfw want to start beekeeping
>worried about all the potential diseases and pests that could kill them
>can barely keep my own life together, let alone thousands of others
>worried that they'll swarm and abandon me just like everyone else

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>>33171473
mosquitos have the highest chance of passing on diseases, anon. all that talk of bees carrying viruses from m'banza kongo or whatever is just jew agenda. go make your dream real

>>33171503
I think he means diseases infecting and killing the bees, not himself.

>>33171522
if that's the case, never fucking mind. raising chickens is less stressful.

>tfw lost bees twice to flies and wasps

>>33171576
>>33171522
Yeah I meant the bees getting sick/killed

>>33170615
Gay people want kids, you faggot.

>>33169404
>being this beta

>>33171726
GO literally ruined everything. Go away, normie.

Hahaha, stupid oldfag. I'm gonna go complain at every BK I go to now in the hopes I will come across you and make your day a little worse.

I'm less than half your age and I have a super bright future. All A's in school and have had a few hot girlfriends.

You're pathetic and a waste of space. You're sub-human garbage. You deserve death for what you put your fucking parents through.

>>33172047
>few hot girlfriends.
See >>33171357

Reminder that anyone that says normie instead of normalfag is new and trying to fit in

>Almost 28yrs old
>Still living at home with a family that doesn't respect me.
Video games and anime are all I have.

>>33172047
>All A's in school
>he doesn't know
Oh boy oh boy.

>>33170676

>Adults have children

So any teen that gets accidentally pregnant and shits out a kid is an adult?

>>33169192
sorry i'm 19

>>33172047
>Every BK I go to
Half his age, but 3x his weight lmao

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>>33169404

>>33169200
>>33169215

well, us guys who grew with red/blue back in the day are about this age, me included.

>>33172843
Considering how much people he got to reply to him, can you say it's ineffective?

>>33169594
>>33170325

first things first most, 99% of women will only be interested if you're earning a respectable cash stack. you don't have to be a millionaire but enough to support the both of you while she ain't doin shit. get outta your parents house if you haven't.

second of all, don't be saying that you got shitty genetics in public or to her, bitches don't like insecure dudes. in other words, you sound crazy saying that bullshit. mellow out.

third, you gotta come to the fact that a bitch will eat up your life. evaluate whether a gf will truly make you happy, and when you've decided, be prepared to sacrifice a lot of leisure time if you move out with her.

>>33169594
A LITTLE SHAKE A LITTLE TINGLE
A LITTLE SHAKE A LITTLE TINGLE
A LITTLE SHAKE A LITTLE TINGLE

>23
>single and kissless virgin
>am about to graduate but I hate studying
>still living with my parents and too poor to do anything other than play video games while everyone my age isn't and/or can afford doing a lot of fun shit like traveling
>but I have cool friends who are into the same hobbies so I can trade pokemon with them sometimes
I have mixed feelings about this.

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>started going to /vp/ when it was first created back when I was underage
>dad kicks me out at 18
>spend a year wandering around before getting into school and living on dorms at 19
>flunk the fuck out after a year but find a job and place, learn to drive and get a car
>just turned 21 under a month ago and making preparations to go back to school in January
>been on /vp/ the entire time
This board has been going down the drain quality wise but it's my home, I guess. I'm pretty envious of people who's parents willingly let them stay at home, I'd have so much money saved if I didn't have to pay rent.
I've blended into normie society but I have to say, they need to stay far far away from this board. The period after GO was released and you had idiots who hadn't touched the series in over 10 years was the absolute lowest this board has ever been.
While I'm here, what happened to Pokemon General?

>>33169192
>tfw 23, turn 24 in a month
>tfw been coming here since i was 13 with those fucking habbo raids
>tfw still go on /v/ and get annoyed that it's shit despite it always being shit
>tfw still go on /sp/ and get annoyed at generals
>tfw still go on /r9k/ and feel a sense of detachment
>tfw still go on /x/ and read about people who've spent 10 years pretending to be demons
>tfw dropped out of uni twice
>tfw only just managed to quit tf2 after ten years
>tfw still play pokemon
>tfw been saying every 3 years it'll change
>tfw know deep down i'll never change it
see you tomorrow boys