Holy shit, I had no idea it would explode like this. Post gender

Male.
Not a pokephile furshit because I'm not a virgin and I have a healthy social life

>the ride never ends
Male
Attracted to so many 'mons. Salazzle, Lopunny, Braixen, and I'd bottom for basically anything big on four legs because I'm a degenerate.

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Male
serperior, milotic, delphox, mienshao, primarina, salazzle, lurantis, eeveelutions, and flygon are a few that come to mind, there are way too many for me to list

>>33166060

Male and none cause I'm not a degenerate.
Can these kinds of threads please stop?

Well didn't wanted to get involved in the madness from last thread, but might as well leave a post anyway.
Male
None, I'll just stick with my pokewomen for now, Sabrina to good

>>33166077
Sadly vp is stuck with annoying pokephiles and attention seeking furfaggots

>>33166089
as the powers that be intended

>>33166060
It was all because of Library-chan otherwise you would get maybe 50 replies if lucky.

>>33166069
same but female

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>>33166231
Nice. Stay comfy, friendo

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Male
I like Flygon, Latias, Sceptile and many more.

>>33166089
You're the minority buddy.

Female
Deoxys, Darkrai, and Dusknoir.

>>33166373
>Deoxys
Which form(s)?

>>33166069
>>33166231
you two, kill yourselves

>>33166400
for what idiotic reason?

Female
Used to be sexually attracted to Sawk from 2012 to 2014. Now I'm no longer aroused by it. There have been times where I feel like a faggot for still feeling sexually attracted to fictional characters.

>>33166395
All of them, each form has a slightly different appeal. That said, I find myself attracted to the normal form most of all despite that being kinda boring.

>>33166060
gender diesn't exist

>>33166441
doesn't*
sorry lads

>>33166069
>healthy social life
>4chan

>>33166444
Those trips don't lie.

>>33166060
Male.
Whimiscott. I don't even know why I like it.

>>33166152
Who?

>>33166060
Male
Gardevoir, Lopunny, Meloetta, Tsareena, Mega Audino

>>33166502

>>33162287
>CTRL+F Library

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>>33166060
>gender
What is this? What the fuck is this shit!? Only males use 4chan, so you can stop saying weird shit now.

Male
Scizor, Greninja, Lunala, and other vaguely edgy mons but I'm ace

>>33166476
I bet it's the fluff

>>33166554
Probably, I mean, I only put my first choice

>>33166060
Male

Attracted to many actually. Mostly nidoqueen, ninetales (alolan), gardevoir, whimsicott, audino, goodra, steenee, tsareena, delphox, latias, mega mawile, sylveon, and of course my waifu mega lopunny.

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Female
I'm no furfag but If I had to choose I'd be some sort of reptile-mon. Garchomp maybe?

Male

Chikorita, Mawile

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>>33166441
Male.

Mew the ancestor of all Pokémon species.

Male
Tropius

Female
Furret
I paid an artist to lewd a self-insert of me with a Furret multiple time

>>33166060
Mayonaisse
Sylveon

>>33167001
post it

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>>33167001
>>33167063
YELLOW DEVIL?

Male

Pretty much any eeveelution

Stop making these fucking threads.

>>33167001
>>33167077
That's pretty hot

Female
Darkrai, Necrozma and Grovyle.
i like edgy things

>>33167077
>>33167077
post the full pics on /trash/ please

>>33167099
this

>>33167077
sauce?

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>>33166244

>>33166231
>>33166373
>>33166423
>>33166787
>>33167001
>>33167549
Tits or GTFO.

>>33167524
>>33167794
>>33167997
>>>/trash/10762522

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>>33168056
t-thanks...

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>>33168056
Wow, you're stacked. Kudos.

>>33168056
I'm not much for feral on human female but I'd be lying if I said I didn't find the idea of girls being just as into pokefuckery as myself hot as fuck.

Male
Starting from the most time I've fapped to it
1. Lopunny
2. Salazzle
3. Gardevoir
4. Braixen
5. Delphox
6. Entire Eevee line
7. Goodra
8. Greninja
9. Nintails
10. Primarina

>>33166476
ok what the fuck

>>33168173
Do you keep a tally each time you fap?

>>33166905
I hate you.

>>33168173
Cont.
11. Mewtwo
12. Levanny
13. Tsareena
14. Lunala
15. Meinshao
16. Girafarig
17. Serperior
18. Lugia
19. Hawlucha
20. Roserade

>>33166423
For once I actually comtemplated me fapping to pokemon a few days ago, I felt disgusting but my sex drive is too high to care enough

>>33168192
Nope. But I can kinda tell which ones I fap to more than others

>>33168206
fapping to a Girafarig is a whole another fucking level

what makes you feel guilty for fapping to pokemon? porn is porn no matter your flavor

male - eeveelutions, most starters, most reptiles, some dragons

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Male
For the most part, just Absol. Can't really explain why besides just being a waifu fag, it's just the only one I'm really interested in.

But besides that, occasionally like Lucario, Delphox (I actually don't like Braixen), Vaporeon, Glaceon, or Serperior.

>>33168277
it's the stigma of being labeled a pokefucker

funny thing is that most of /vp/ hates pokefuckers while at the same time most of /vp/ are also pokefuckers

>>33168277
What makes me guilty is the fact that i'm releasing so much of my energy to something that can't be real, and the realization of that fact afterwards leads to my depression

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Reminder that you have more likely then not walked past someone who fapped to a pokemon at least once in their life time

>>33168303
>most of /vp/ are also pokefuckers

I doubt that. But what ever fits your bill. Masturbating to pokemon is degenerated and you should be ashamed of yourself. You probably also enjoy traps and act like that doesnt make you a homosexual.

>>33168470
>trying to shame AND project

Wew lad.

Why can't we all just live and let live? If the very idea of some random stranger wanting to have sex with a Pokemon is that upsetting to you, then just hide the thread and move on with your life.

>>33166787
>shark jet planes are reptiles

>>33168555
fuck off pokefucker

>Fuck these degenerates, I'll show they how degenerate they are by posting cartoon foxes force feeding baby rabbits shit that I saved to my HDD
really makes me thing

>>33166060
Male


male braixen and gardevoir among others

>>33168566
But this is a pokefucker thread.

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>>33168555
>Why can't we all just live and let live? If the very idea of some random stranger wanting to have sex with a Pokemon is that upsetting to you, then just hide the thread and move on with your life.

If you have to ask that, then you weren't here for pre-2012 sticky era /vp/. And if you don't know what pre-2012 sticky era /vp/ was like, ask an oldfag.

And if you still fail to see the issue, then it's best if you move to /b/ or /trash/.

>>33168615
I dont understand why this is still a thing to do on these kinds of threads. All it does is just get you banned nowadays and the thread remains active.

>>33168551
I shame people who masturbate to pokemon and have to justify their behaviour by spreading their idea of "lewd" on the internet.
You enjoy lewd drawings of pokemon? Nobody cares, but stop spamming this board with your bullshit.
Being homosexual is nothing to be ashamed about. Just point out, that being sexually attracted to males makes you a homosexual.

>>33168628
vp was better pre-sticky

Fight me.

>>33168631
Just ignore and report his posts.

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Female.
Sawk is my husbando.

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>>33168660
bianca already sucked him off

>>33168628
I haven't been here for that long and I'm not super active, I just come here for news for the next games and for these kinds of threads. I just don't see what shaming anons really accomplishes, just hide the thread if you don't like it.

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Male, I'm sorry

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Male
Lopunny, Tsareena, and Vaporeon. Mostly entry-level shit I'm not that far gone, thank god.

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>>33168631

It REALLY depends on who's keeping an eye on /vp/ at the time, this thread technically violates Global Rules 3 and 5.

>>33168684
>I just don't see what shaming anons really accomplishes, just hide the thread if you don't like it.

Okay, then that just means you have no knowledge of why /vp/ is vehemently anti-furry and anti-pokephilia.

Yu see what the Tailsposter is doing? Imagine that happening in EVERY thread, but swap it out for discussion like this with a furry porn pic. That's what pre-2012 sticky era /vp/ was like.

>>33168636
Only started going on vp last year, care to explain?

>>33168752

See >>33168728.

Also, Buifaggotry was MUCH more prevalent.

>>33168277

Nothing.

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>>33166060
WHY CANT SHE BE REAL :(

Male and Ditto

Why does nobody who's only into humans realize the potential of ditto

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>you cannot delet a thread this old
What have I done...

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This thread is a shitfest now, what the fuck is happening

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>>33168799

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>>33168799

A very, very stupid thing. When Library-chan pops into your thread shitposters come into 'em, that's a BIG red flag and should tell you not to make the thread again.

>>33168218
eh its just a giraffe with another mouth, id probably fuck one since its cuter than real giraffes

>>33168799
>>33168801
>>33168865
>>33168882
Waaaah le ebil pokefuggers waaah
Lol get fucked, dirty normies

>>33168900
But anon, I'm a pokefucker. But there are sveral arguements going on at once and someone is doing a porn dump

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Me again
Male
Pic related
Spent hundreds on merch of that beatiful phox

>>33168952
>no visible cum stains
Thank god

>>33168963
i wont be surprised if he has 2 of them
that's the general rule
one to keep pure and the other one for lewd purposes

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Male / Staryu
This artwork is really lewd

>>33169010
how do you even lewd a staryu

>>33168161
Feral on female is the best tho.

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>>33169118
not him but i dunno. i never thought i'd find it hot
something about a female giving up on humans and choosing to fornicate with beasts is just hhnnngg

>>33168798
Yes. Ditto can turn into anything.

>>33168865
Is library-chan still here? I've gotten interested in talking to her in person

>>33169218
Are you fucking insane?

>>33169181
Because it's not the actual pokemon it's turning into, it's a cheap chinese knock-off made of purple goo. If I'm gonna be fucking magical animals, I want the real deal. I wanna pet their fur, look into their eyes and hear their cries. Ditto can't even get their face right.

>>33169147
I just feel that with Pokemon a female just form a bond with her Pokemon and become obsessed with it, going up to having sex with it. Just like that girl that paid an artist to have her drawn having sex with her Furret.

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Male and weavile (female)

>>33169229
Maybe a little, yeah.

To be honest I get the feeling she's playing up a character or something, and just want to get this confirmed or denied

>>33166441
You did this last time, but you're wrong
It has a place in people's vocabulary and you know exactly what people mean when they say it

>>33169533
>"people"

>>33169547
Why are you like this?

>>33169585
name me one human being that reproduces by budding

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>>33169218
hello did post an email last thread [email protected]

>>33169600
Have you checked your email

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Girl (female)

Suicune, Latios, Mienshao to an extent. I have a preference for "pretty boi" kind of characters

>>33169593
What? That isn't relevant

>>33169600
Who are you? And what's your favourite dinosaur?

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It's a trap
Don't fall for it
I sent her a email and i get lots of spambot junk mails and unauthorized logins since then

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>>33166060
Jared poster here.
Male, and If I had to choose one I'd go with Mismagius cause Ghost is my favorite type and a ghost fucking me is a fetish of mine

>>33169682
lol

see this is why I believe she is playing up a character

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female (male)
Volcarona

>>33169865
>female (male)
H-how does that work

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>>33169873

>>33169873
profesoroak.jpeg

>>33169887
Oh my horizons are broad
I am just genuinely curious

Femanon here, just got back from fapping to Giratina and Mew having sex

Male
Many. Aside usual stuff like Gardevoir, Delphox, Lucario and Lopunny lines, there's Serperior, Zoroark, Lycanroc-night and Eeveelutions. Most things cute and/or vageuly humanoid would have good enough porn on e621 but the favourite pokefucking fic I wrote involves a Serperior.

>>33166423
Literally fucking everyone is attracted to fictional characters
Why do you think people wrote all those myths about sexy men and women?

>>33169922
Did the mew transform into a giratina

>>33169682
liar, I just sent one from a burner and nothing has happened. Maybe your password game just weak af

>>33169941
The Mew transformed into a lot of things.

>>33169922
Sauce? Whos the one taking the dick?

>>33169981
>Sauce?
My mind, sorry. Written/drawn porn usually isn't specific enough.

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>>33169623
yes

>>33169648
brachiosaurus

>>33169682
excuse me? ive gotten 3 emails, 1 from a person ive been in contact with for a couple months now, another from someone last night and a new person. im sorry this happened to you

>>33169956
i just replied back, sorry it took so long. apparently there was a problm verifying my email account because i didnt make it an outlook.com account, and its been a hassle with the support site not being updated. but everything is fixed now

>>33169631

I like you.

>>33170119
It's all good dude. Last time I talked to someone from the chans was when i used to frequent /x/ more often. It was like 8 of us and we made a facebok group that no one has posted on in a year

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>>33169922
>mew
Great taste

>>33170168
inflation is such a weird damn fetish

Why does it feel like were all jerking off to each other?

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>>33170477
Is that not what's happening?

>>33167001

TFW you will never get to fuck Yellow Devil like that Furret...

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>>33170477
Because /vp/ is hitting a very personal level of discourse right now. Seriously, this is fucking bizarre to me. I don't usually see people being so frank on here

If it has a hole, it's ready to bone

>>33166069
>>33166231
Literally the cancer killing 4chan.

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>>33166060
Male
Pick related

>>33170683
Why, boner?

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>>33166060
Male
I want to FUCK __male Garchomp and would probably fuck a female one too

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>>33170683
>as you fuck that fucking fat cow

o i am laffin

>>33170501
This place is anonymous anyway, I'm a huge pokefucker but I'll falseflag as an anti-pokefucker whenever I can.

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>>33166060
Male
A few of them, but Mew, Mawile, and Jirachi come to mind, as well as the usual suspects like Gardevoir. Short stack mons are the best though.

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>>33170866
>Short stack mons are the best
you my nigga

Genderfluid and Type: Null for that BDSM helmet going on
And no this isn't a meme, if you're a binary fuck who needs an education in the gender spectrum I'll happily answer.

>>33170895
Why am I not at all surprised by this after seeing you clog up the drawthread

>>33170895
I'd take library chan over this shit, either put a bullet in your head or seek help

>>33170895
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

>>33166060
Male
GOOD Incineroar gijinkas, none that look too "dA anime OC"

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>>33170962
>good

so the search still continues then

Male

I'm not too big on picturing myself fucking a Pokemon, I do frequently get off to female trainer-on-feral, usually involving Tentacruel, Garchomp, and Eeveelutions. Sometimes I self-insert as the Pokemon.

>>33170895
You're fine, pal

>>33171036
What about Furrets

>>33171076
Once or twice.

>>33170743
rough skin

>>33171138
Hurts so good.

>>33170895
Does your dick invert into a vagina or vice versa when you're in between
How about the testes and ovaries

>>33171138
sand veil

Female
I'm not furry so the more anthro and humanoid ones don't really do anything for me. I like the ones who are more like beasts and monsters. Especially the smaller ones because they're cute while still being a bit wild and dangerous. Like I love Bulbasaur for instance. The personality he showed in the anime was kind of hot to me even as a little kid. Also want the knot from Growlithe.

>>33171216
I read a really hot fanfic where Leaf started with a Bulbasaur, and needed to tame it with her body.

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>>33171216
>not a furry
>wants the knot

>>33171239
>Not a furry because anthro
>Still likes beast stuff

Not too uncommon.

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>>33166787
>One of the best mons in battle
>Is the signature pokemon of the best champion
>Neat and original design
>Lots of irl girls masturbe to him
Garchomp really is the best pokemon

>>33171390
Yes, garchomp is undeniably the best pokemon

>>33171227
Yup sounds like my kind of fic. The early episodes of the anime spent a lot of time showing how Ash developed his bond with his Pokemon and got them to respect him, I think that was one of the main things that first captured my imagination with this franchise.

>>33171227
POST IT

>>33171626
I'd like to see one from the Pokemon's perspective. See it filled with instinctual lust until it needs to knot its master and prove its loyalty.

>>33171656
I saw it like five or six years ago.

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Female
I haven't really fapped to a Pokémon, except maybe Machamp, but Guzma's another story. Every time I browse Twitter and an image of him suddenly appears, he makes my magic bean tingle with lustful feelings.

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>>33171690
thanks for getting my hopes up

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>>33166060

Female
Golurk
Naturally

>>33171898
Is there any good Golurk on female porn, or do you stick to fantasies?

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Male
Reptile mons

>>33170895
But are you a boy or a girl?

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>>33170895
>genderfluid

>>33170895
>Genderfluid
Semen?

>>33171910

Rule 34.net, dude. Search Golurk. There's some great shit there. Also, warning you now, there's weird, ugly, humanoid Golurks too.

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>>33170895

Female

I used to be a furfag but pokemon was absolutely not for lewd. It strays too far into xenophilia for me.

Male.
None. Salazzle encapsulates a couple fetishes of mine but I'm not attracted to any actual Pokemon.

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>>33172158
>used to be

What happened? Did you realize that scalie was superior in every way like I did or did you just fall out of it?

>>33171898
Damn, never really thought about lurkmoar til now... hmm. I think I like.

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>tfw one of my biggest kinks is femanons schlicking
>tfw this thread

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Male
Rotom

>>33172287
WHERE
IS
SOURCE

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>>33172318
motherfucker why would you even ask for source on that

>>33172327
I'm genuinely curious how they manage to fit a dick into rotomdex
also because I want to jerk off, why else.

>>33172341
Maybe it has a 3DS cartridge slot at the bottom.

>>33172355
that'd be a tiny dick then

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>>33172252
>tfw same
>tfw imagining that Furret girl self inserting in the drawing she commissioned.

>>33172355

Found it. Link is NSFW obviously.

https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1893761#search=rotomdex

>>33172384
Imgur it.

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>>33172318
found the full image

>>33172192
I became a failed normie. A purgatory where I can't talk to anybody or have close relationships ever again, but also can't go back to being attracted to 2D. The worst thing a person can be.

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>>33172467
Same. Very same.
It'd be nice to meet someone on here just to talk to, but I know that's extremely unrealistic.

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>>33172376
>tfw self-inserted as the Furret and fapped/fantasized to the pics

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>>33172518
>>tfw self-inserted as the Furret
my man

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While I'm here, I guess I'll ask
Anyone else here love the thought of a pokemon calling you master?
It's a sign of their devotion for you, and only you. They won't answer to anyone else, but will listen and obey all of your commands, maybe with some hesitation, but that only makes it better when they give in

>>33172558

I had assumed that was all part of the appeal.

>>33172558
I kinda go back and forth.
i'm a lovey-dovey kinda loser. It's better when your lover calls you by your name

>>33172558
I prefer fantasizing I am the Pokemon, and looking up to my trainer and mentally calling her mistress - after all, I can't speak - and loyally obeying her commands, wanting nothing more than to please her.

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>>33172558
it's a huge turn off me for desu but I prefer pokemon on pokemon any ways

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>>33170895

>>33172558
Since I'm actually getting responses, I'll ask another question
What do you think of the fact that in the pokeworld pokephilia would be very illegal and frowned upon?
Because personally I kinda like the rush of making sweet, consensual love to my pokemon, but having to keep this love between us forbbiden to the public. Adds a bit of earnesty or something, I dunno

>>33172518
>>33172545
>Self inserting as a furret fucking a self insert

We getting deep but i cant judge, i fapped to the pics too

>>33172650
I don't think it's illegal. There are numerous references to humans and Pokémon being together. But I'd fuck the more humanish ones. Furthest I'd go somewhat furry is either Garchomp or Nidoking.

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>>33172650

If pokemon were real, I would not be here talking about fapping to pokemon because the idea of fapping to a real animal sickens me. I don't even like pokemon that walk on all fours. I stick to shit like Froslass.

>>33172650
It'd be legal, it's been talked about and shown, human pokemon relationships

the real question is, what would people think about human/pokemon impregnation

>>33172697
L-lewd

Oviposition is fucking hot

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>>33172701
humans are in the ditto egg group, daily reminder

>>33172558
>>33172650
I'd rather they call me by my name, or something like "baby."
And the fact that it's illegal wouldn't bother me, since it'd be behind closed doors anyway.

>>33172709
>that Roserade

I didn't think I could be so turned on by a plant.

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>>33172720
she is perfection

>>33172729
I'd want her to have my babies. Frequently.

why are there so many girls on /vp/ and why do they have such good taste?

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>>33172742
With how fast pokemon pump out eggs, would be hundreds very quickly

>>33172752
And she'd probably be pretty sensitive right afterwards, making the cycle continue again and again. Fuck, I was mainly into feral on female, but now I see the appeal of fucking a feral myself.

>>33172746
I thought /vp/ was majority female.

>>33172769

Not according to a recent poll. It was closer than most boards though.

>>33172769

no, that's /ck/, but I think it's been empirically confirmed that the three boards with the highest population of females are, in order, /cgl/, /ck/, and /vp/. maybe /po/ is up there but there's so few users it kinda doesn't even count.

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Male and I'm not attracted to any animals or fantasy animals because I'm not a faggot. Pic related is who I find attractive.

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>>33172767
Depends on how much you can keep up with her. Pokemon clearly don't have stamina, considering how much they can keep going for hundreds of eggs.
How much can you keep going? One load is only one egg, man.

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Feel like half of you wouldn't be degenerate furry faggots if you actually made some contact with the opposite sex.

>>33172798
I have a very short refractory period, and I can keep up physical activity for a while. Maybe I could have her top if I need to rest my legs.

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>>33172795
>I'm not a faggot
>posts picture of Anabel
wew

>>33172784
interestingly, /ck/ has the largest number of alcoholics

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Fucking degenerates

>>33172807
>tfw my fiance is also a degenerate
>tfw she wears fox ears and a tail and collar when we have sex
>tfw we ERP tentacles and Pokephilia

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>>33172809
But can you keep cumming hard enough to satisfy her?

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>>33172833

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>>33172807
spoken like a true virgin. you should know that if you're seeing someone your deep dark fantasies don't suddenly go up and away

>>33172827

not surprising considering there's literally an al/ck/ general for the fucking degenerates

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>>33172838
How many eggs will I be able to make with Roserade in there?

>>33172833
I can cum hard enough to shoot through my jeans at least three times in a row. But I'll make sure to let her mill me dry every time!

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>>33172883
But you can only make one egg a load. You gotta be able to keep going and cumming hard for as long as she wants!
And since pokemon make hundreds of eggs a day, maybe thousands, surely you can keep up, right?

>>33172896
Hundreds, definitely. Especially if she shares some of her sweet sap to perk me up. Do you think Roserades can secrete aphrodisiacs?

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>>33167026

>Mayonaisse

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>>33172917
Surely you'd drink as much as possible from her roses to keep making eggs, right?
I doubt you'd be able to fit any sleep in, with how much she'd want to keep going.

>>33172954
I'm already a bit of an insomniac, but once I'm out of seed to give her for the time being, I think it would be a good opportunity to rest. Unless, of course, she would want me to use my fingers to keep her satisfied during that time - how could I refuse that?

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>>33172963
What a horrible person, sleeping on your pokemon when all she wants is to keep making eggs!
Your fingers are no where near enough to satisfy her!

>>33172976
How can I keep giving her eggs when I'm milked dry? My body has limits, after all.

What the ever loving fuck is going on here?

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>>33172982
Horrible trainer.

>>33172988
Maybe there's a berry or medicine in the Pokemon world that helps trainers have enough seed to please their loving and needy Pokemon!

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>>33172985
Second thread in a row got derailed

At least I got someone new to talk to out of it

>>33172650
When I fantasize about it I'm the only one in the Pokeworld who has ever considered banging a Pokemon. I want it to be something special to us.

I'm a guy. I'd tenderly love an audino. Raichu pawjob would probably make me bust too.

>>33173016
>Gentle, loving, cuddle sex with an Audino, while wrapped up in a blanket by a fireplace

>>33173020
Yes, that'd be really nice.

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>>33172996
You'd need to buy as much as possible. I doubt she'll want to stop after the first 100 eggs.

>>33171324

Anyone that want wants to fuck animals is a furfag, doesn't matter if feral or anthro.

>>33173038
Well, of course. And while this fantasy was nice, we're detracting the thread for everyone else. So let's either move the conversation elsewhere, or end it.

I never thought I could ever hate a group of people I've never met, but you losers have proved me wrong. Well done.

Female
I've only ever gotten off to Charizard

>>33173061
Charizard? Why's that?

>>33173067

I like its face and body type.

>>33173057
;)

>>33173075
Fair enough. While I'm not a big fan of Charizard, I can see why a girl might want to fuck one.

Female
Garde, Lopunny, Roserade, Salazzle
probably some like giratina just because it'd be kinda neat
ones like giratina, darkrai, ones like that just because it'd be weird and neat

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>google inage search with smug female pikachu.png because it looked like a porn crop
>get nothing
>jerk off to it anyways

>>33172830
Theres no way this is fucking true. Seriously, I refuse to believe that this is an actual thing. I need a cute gf to do weird fucking with

>>33173101

Wearing ears and tails during sex isn't that strange.

>>33173085
>Giratina
Tentacles plus dragon cock, right?

>>33172158
Suffer not the xeno to live.

>>33173094
That's the point where you need to stop and rethink your life.

>>33173124
Ignore the Imperial prude. Have all the xenos orgies you can! Any kind of life form you want to fuck, fuck! Slaanesh demands that we make it loud!

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>>33173118
I have no idea, and that's why I'm interested.

I can only imagine it's somethin like that
big ol tentacles to hold you down and monster dragon cock to fuck

>>33173137
Or making "shadow puppets" of you to fuck you with, while holding you down with gravity manipulation.

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>>33173141
I can dig that prospect.

>>33173094
Google image search is shit for cropped images I've found.

>>33166060
female.
i wouldnt call it sexual, but hilda and rosa are top tier

>>33173144
And Darkrai could hold you at the brink of sleep, going between fucking you in reality with his shadowy tentacle-cock and fucking you in your nightmare with horrific amalgamations of Pokemon, alien monstrosities, and people from your memoroes.

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>>33173218
Woah woah there anon, you're hitting a really nice spot there, cool it down. I'm getting ready to sleep, you're turning me on a little too much there dude

>>33173214
My (wo)man!

>>33173232
Aw, alright. Wish we could talk about this more, but sleep is pretty important.

>>33173239
don't actually stop, dumbass
Now you've ruined it.

>>33173244
Sorry. Any other Pokemon you're curious about, though?
How was I supposed to know?

>>33173258
You can't just try and bring up others after fucking up once

>>33166060
Female.
Ditto.

>>33173307
I have a really hot pic of a girl getting triple penetrated by a Ditto that I fap to from time to time.

>>33173265
Have you thought about Arceus commanding his "thousand arms" to use you as his holy vessel? Pinning you down with his swarms of Unown who stick to you like living tattoos. As they hold you down and spread your legs, they slide all over your body, stimulating your nipples, your ass, your clit, and everything else until you're ready for Arceus's Spear Pillar to pass judgment upon you.

>>33173348
>Pinning you down with his swarms of Unown who stick to you like living tattoos
Ruined.

>>33171664
bumping for this because this is something i don't think i've ever seen before and someone else might have something like this

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I AM A MALE AND THIS IS MY DINOSAUR HUSBAND

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>>33173094
sunibee on e621
I hope you like donuts.

>>33172558
I actually hate the idea, and especially more if I'm fucking the Pokemon.

Pokemon should be friends and lovers, not slaves

>>33173128

Fuck off.

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>all this valuable data

Good, good.

I'm trying to figure out which Pokemon girls tend to what to fuck for my Pokemon Tabletop Setting. It's not entirely erotic, but one of my players happens to be into it and is playing a girl who's exploring herself with her Eevee and Metang, and soon Flygon. I quick liked it so I'm developing content on that end, like a whole website for his character to browse and other animal fuckers to talk to.

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>>33173321
Ditto can turn into anything.

>>33173622
Well, yeah. That's part of the appeal, isn't it?

>>33172650
>pokephilia would be very illegal and frowned upon?

Complete opposite, frankly it seems like it'd be almost normal. Still, it's something you wouldn't want to talk about, but you're a teenage, sexually developing trainer in the wilds with only your Pokemon for company. One thing can lead to another.

>>33173612
Are you open to any new players?[/spoler]

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>>33172650
And yet...

>>33172558
Just a first name basis would be fine.
>>33172650
Honestly I probably wouldn't even consider pokephilia in the pokeworld. If a pokemon tried to fug me then I'd release all of my pokemon and go hikki mode out of panic.

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>>33173676
Sadly, I'm full, and I accepted my friend's requests on the condition that he focused on the main adventure and it remained something that fit in the tone of the adventure, like described in >>33173638 .

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>>33173690
Aww. Oh well. Let us know how the campaign goes.

>>33173700
Only one player's into pokefucking anyway, though I believe at least another is tempted.

Major NPCs though are implied to be pokefuckers, like the demigod-like gym leaders. They do need some affection if they're hidden away in mirage spots with just their Pokemon for decades on end.

Male
Audino and Miltank, maybe? Despite being a lewd artist I've never drawn lewds of these Pokemon, for whatever reason.

>>33173684
>If a pokemon tried to fug me then I'd release all of my pokemon and go hikki mode out of panic
Mite b cool if it went like this:

>Anon's pokemon (female) is in heat and tried to make moves like dry humping her female parts into anon's clothed crotch
>Anon happens to be in some sort of depression so the pokemon was actually just trying to use what she knows can cheer up her master, while releasing her sexual frustration in the process
>Two birds one stone
>Anon is in a moment of weakness and needed all the contact he can get
>Anon decides to have sex with said pokemon
>Wake up next morning and anon realized he did wrong so he released all his pokemon while in a state of panic
>Fast forward months later and anon still depressed and has lots of regrets
>Anon decides to an hero and goes into the woods with a rope tied into a noose
>Pokemon he released happens to be in the woods
>Arrives just in time to stop her master from reaching gensokyo
>They both cry and have passionate human-pokemon sexual intercourse in the woods
Brb, writing all this shit made me feel funny. gonna fap to this own headcanon of you that i made up

>>33173883
That's pretty hot

Dude

Only really Roserade, Meloetta and Gardevoir desu

idk, I'm not a furry by any means but there's something about a t h i c c woman that just gets me on, even if they're vaguely animalistic

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>>33166787
>I'm no furfag but

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>>33173612

Sounds like a blast.

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>mfw this thread
this shit's getting way too personal

>>33174945
It's fun. Helped that since her starter is a Beldum, I decided to give the trainer some psychic abilities too, so the sex can be super intense.

D-does someone want to make a new thread?

>>33175066
Please do.

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>>33175048

>Sharing physical and emotional pleasure through psychic linkage

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New thread
>>33175717
>>33175717
>>33175717