>"X is the best pokégirl!"
>"No, Y is the best pokégirl!"
>they are literally all the same except for their hair/clothes
Heal Ballis best Pokeboy
I thought X was a boy.
>>33134962
they're variables, dumbass
>>33134967
It's joke, dumbass
>>33134967
>misses obvious joke
>calls others dumbasses
Sure is summer around here.
>>33134998
I have autism and can't understand jokes, dumbass
All Pokegirls are shit.
PokeWOMEN on the other hand...
>>33134945
No, Dawn is obviously the best one,with or without clothes
>>33134945
>they are literally
CEASE using words carelessly like that.
Although if you are talking about female protagonists, then I kinda agree on that.
yes but sabrina has better hair and clothes than the others
>>33135111
My man.
Unique and delicious
>>33134945
That's not true. X is gonna give it to ya.
>>33134945
What about skin color and personality?
>>33135111
>All Pokegirls are shit except Kris.
ftfy
>>33135171
>yes but Kris has better hair and clothes than the others
ftfy
>>33134945
>not wanting to fuck their hair/clothes
This is the part where I post some vaguely relevant cropped porn and make rude assumptions about your sexuality
>>33135200
Who's this? I think I played every Pokémon game and watched most of the anime but never heard of someone called Kris
>>33135213
Then you clearly haven't or your just memeing for a reply.
>>33134945
>tall, blonde, white Pokéwoman Elesa is the same as niglet Iris
"no"
>>33135161
Literally has been hyperbole for figuratively since Shakespeare's time and is obvious which definition is used when given context. Get with the times, gramps.
>>33135279
Yer kid and yer facts will never bring me down! NEVER!
In all seriousness though, I'm going to do that regardless. Just ignore me as you would a shitposter.
>>33135321
>triggered by the word niglet
>>33135171
i agree, anon!
>>33134945
That's why pokemon >>>> shit >>>> pokegirls
>>33135434
>tfw sabrina will never snug you
>tfw sabrina will never let you use her lap as a pillow
>>33135111
Fellow Patrician detected.
>>33134945
>>33135434
>posting Sabrina as some blushing and flustered generic moeblob
Disgusting, Sabrina is supposed to be completely cold and stoic. She's adominant and slightly sadistic kuudere, everything great about her comes from the fact that you can let yourself be completely dominated by her or you can be the dominant one in the relationship while she nonchalantly brushes you off while still showing that she loves you despite how emotionless she may appear. As you get to know her more and more she gradually reveals the more emotional sides of her personality but she doesn't go completely red-faced and shocked while resting her hands on her chicks with a bewildered expression on her face as if she's stuttering and saying "D-d-d-oshio!.." like some flavor of the week slut from a battle harem show. Instead she makes attempts at acting normal but you can still see how her cold personality permeates through those attempts much like in >>33135171
. She doesn't turn into some stuttering deredere anime girl who spends half her time blushing, she softens up but remains true to her stoic and mysterious personality. She can still get flustered and embarrassed, but that's only when she realizes her attempts at being responsive and loveable like your average anime girl are never up to bear, her ensuing embarrassment comes form worrying that she'll never be able to keep you fully attracted to her because of what she feels is a character flaw on her part. She doesn't let it completely consume her, and she sure as hell doesn't turn into some nervous lovestruck highschool girl as a result, but you can still tell by the acute changes in her facial expression and mannerisms. You then prove to her that you'll always love her, she gets a little more flustered knowing that you really are infatuated with her. Go post this generic genki waifubait shit for girls like Mallow, leave Sabrina out of it faggot.
>>33135614
Shit list obviously made by animefags and homosexuals.
>>33135614
why are bland as fuck protagonists so popular?
>>33135614
Kris fucking BTFO'd, I don't want to see your shit waifu outside of your thread ever.
>>33135753
>>33135625
this is some top quality autism
>>33135111
trips of truth
>>33135625
I agree with this guy >>33136074 but in a nicer way. Your dedication to making sure Sabrina is accurately portrayed is admirable.
>>33135693
Nah, homosexuals have better taste than that.