Anyone else here a Chad that likes playing Pokemon in their tiny

You are despicable, OP. You come here and brag to virgins about the girls you've been with, and you're probably lying too.

>>33119766
Not lying, my man. Just seeing if there were any others like me.

>>33119664
You're not a Chad. You're just a cunt.

>>33119664
Why would a Chad come to /vp/? Is it really that hard to find places to talk about Pokemon online? Or did you reach Chadhood after you started browsing?

>>33119795
If you're not a virgin you shouldn't be on this forum. How dare you come here and brag about your sex life to us incels. It's like going up to a starving man and bragging about the feast you just ate.

>>33119813
NeoGAF wasn't responding to my question so I got bored and posted here.
>>33119816
the fuck is an incel

>be at restaurant for lunch
>see girl playing GO
>say hey aren't you playing Pokemon
>she stutters and says yes d-do you play
>tell her that GO is trash and all her favorites are shitmons
>I can smell the pussy juices as she tenses up
>tell her that I don't play pokemon go
>I only played red in the 90's and it sucks now especially black and white
>she then asked lemme guess you loved charizard
>she began to determine if I was a beta
>tell her no bitch my favorite was Farfetch'd
>she ripps her clothes off and jumps on my 10 inch benis right there in the city streets and rode it all night
>cuck husbandcomes out actoss the street with some gay ass sun and moon shirt as I rail his oneitis in front of him
>his fustration makes my cock harder
>we then use his tears for anal lube
>walk away after busting 4 fat nuts
>beta husband continues to cry while his wife gives him a half hearted apology looking at me longingly
>walk away to make a shitpost on /vp/

>>33119816
>>33119766

>>33119839
Involuntary celibates.
Basically a group of people that view women as objects and then screech autistically when they refuse to go out with them.

>>33119664
post photo chad

I once had a gf that liked Pokemon, Is that Chad enough?

Hell yeah, OP. Stacy challenged me to a battle. Told her if I won she had to to anal.
Then I just let my Gyarados sweep.

>>33119664
i'd call you a lying bitch, but then again my chad-ish cousin loves playing heart gold more than any other pokemon game. but he hates pizza, hence chad-"ish."

>>33119919
eh i was with it until the ntr

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